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It’s probably a lot easier to steal someone else’s identity than to try to make up a new one for yourself.
(This comic strip was previously published on July 6, 2009.)
Cha from Dontchawannadream painted Fraz posing as Darth Vader. After losing the election, perhaps Fraz thought it’d be easier being the absolute ruler of the empire instead. You can see the original Fraz Vader painting on Cha’s Dontchawannadream blog.
Just be yourself Fraz. So sorry to hear that you didn’t win the election. Mr Obama has already had 4 years at it. He should do the decent thing & stand aside for you. I bet you came in with the 2nd highest vote count. Plus you have a catchier name than Mitt
I really thought I was gonna win! And I think I would’ve done a better job than those other guys, too. I think I got cheated.
And your pancakes are always tastier than theirs too Fraz, never mind maybe next time 🙂
I should’ve been elected on my pancake platform!
Don’t worry there is always the top Pirate job, the Prime Minister spot and Head Zombie Handler to be getting on with 🙂 So I can see you being busy for a very long time 🙂
Being Fraz Vader takes up a lot of my time, too!
Yes and you get to Zap all the baddies too 🙂
That’s always fun!
P.S. Fraz Vader is awesome. Think big Fraz. Empire rule vs Country rule
I think Empires are bigger, look at the Romans…
Yeah, Fraz Vader, Empire of the Universe!
WombieLeaks …. go Fraz.
The name is Bond. Vader Bond.
Why steal someone else’s, Fraz? You already have a ton!
Identities? I guess you’re right. I could be Pirate Fraz, or Vampy Fraz, or Vader Fraz, or James Bond Fraz. . .
Or even Zombie Fraz if you’re not too careful, those traps need sorting out before our next beach party 🙁
I dunno what we should do with all those zombies, though.
Push them off the island.
And drown them??
They’re already dead….so they’ll just walk down there on the seafloor.
Oh yeah! I forgot about that!
Zombie Fraz! Eeks, lock the fridges and hide the chocolate!!!!
I’m not a zombie! I’m trying to get rid of them!
I think we should pop them into one of Binky’s rockets and send them to Mars 🙂
That’s a good idea! They won’t be coming back that way!
I hope that Binky remembers to programme the rocket to come back without them 🙂
Or the rocket could just crash land the zombies on Mars!
That would work 🙂
As long as the zombies can’t fix it and return to earth.
Identity theft: Now who do I feel like being today… 😛
Someone rich and famous!
Fraz, you don’t want to be someone else. No one ever does that well. You be Fraz because no one is Fraz better than you. 🙂
Maybe I could be an extra Frazzy Fraz.
Or just Fraz with extra wine gums. 🙂
And extra chocolate, too!
and spam…lots of spam! 🙂
And pancakes!
With lots of chocolate syrup!
And marshmallows!
Chocolate ones…and cherries!
And fudge, too!
With chips on top!
And ice cream!
Oh man, this is getting really good. Let’s top the ice cream with chocolate covered toffee crunchies.
And some chocolate whipped cream!
With more topping! Like chocolate chips!
And sprinkles, too!
I love chocolate sprinkles…I want lots of those. We’re going to need shakes to go with this…Chocolate ones!
Of course! I didn’t know they made any other kind of milkshakes than chocolate!
Yes, they do, but they’re not for us…we like the chocolate ones. 🙂
That’s for sure! Chocolate and triple thick are the only milkshakes I drink!
yes and the fudge and chocolate chip topping milkshakes are definitely a worthy choice too 🙂
They sure are!
This has got to be the very best painting of Cha’s of all time!….I love it!!
Excellent work, Cha!!!! 🙂
I think Vader Fraz is my favorite, too. It is superb.
It’s A+
At least!
I would demand a re-count, Fraz.
There must be some funny-business going on, here!
🙂
I did demand a recount but no one listed to me! I think the whole thing was fixed!
I am pretty sure you are right.
We need to complain to someone!
I think we need more pancakes around here too, next time you run for President we will have to hand out more treats 🙂
I think that’d help! And maybe we could even write “vote for Fraz!” in chocolate syrup on the pancakes!
And press that into the wine gums too 🙂
Yeah! Candy with a message!
So much better idea than the love hearts…
Yeah, people would actually eat the wine gums!
The hearts are fun to play marbles with though…
You play marbles with hearts? But they’re not round!
No, but they slide really well. Instead of flicking them from the cradle of your thumb, you set them on the table and flick them. 🙂
OK, I didn’t know you could do that. Then I guess you could eat them after you get tired of playing with them.
Little V can teach all new ways of playing with your food.
I bet we could have some pretty good games! I know a lot of ways to play with my food, too!
Between you, it could become an Olympic event.
Yeah, and we could probably win some medals in it too!
A new identity is a farce right? Okay Darth Fraz..my the farce be with you.
Someone stole my identity once but after awhile they paid me to take it back.
I wish people would pay me to take my identity back! You could get rich like that!
I am already rich. I have a roof over my head. I have two vehicles (one is in the shop). I have computers and internet. I have wire to make jewelry. I have a great bunch of internet friends, and the greatest of all is that I have food in the fridge and snacks in the cabinet. What more could I want.
I dunno. Maybe some chocolate and wine gums?
Sounds like the perfect invention.
You can’t improve chocolate and wine gums!
Maybe, Bo is onto something. Instead of stealing someone else’s identity…you could replace theirs with yours.
You mean make a whole bunch of Frazs? Chris always says one Fraz is more than enough.
That is the whole idea. They would pay you to get their identities back 😉
I wonder how much they would pay me? Maybe I could make a whole city of Frazs!
Then, you could vote for yourself that many times. There is an upside to both sides of this equation.
You shoulda told me this before the election!
I did not know you were identity shopping! You have to tell me these things.
I didn’t know I was either! But after losing the election, I thought it might be nice to be someone else!
Hahaha We’d all like to be someone else sometimes!
I know I would!
I never thought of it like this. Good thinking. Fraz has a valid point here.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
You can find out anything on the internet!
The grass is always greener on the other’s I.D.
Anyone’s ID but mine!
Careful, Fraz. You don’t want someone saying later… “He chose… poorly”.
No. I’d rather choose richly!
Fraz must be still upset about losing the election.
I am! I think I should go into hiding.
I think we need a new chocolate product, how about a Frazberry Caramel with Lime Fudge? 🙂
I’ve never had lime fudge. Is that good? It’s not like some kind of broccoli thing, is it?
No you will enjoy the lime fudge, but its a bit tangy if you eat too many at once so just eat about five at a time and you will be okay 🙂
OK, I’ll try it! I’ll try to eat only 5 but that might be hard.
Mmm. Lime is so much better than orange.
I like orange wine gums better than lime ones!
But lime is much better with chocolate. The orange is a competing sweet, but a lime lets you know the chocolate is really super sweet.
I guess I should try some lime chocolate, then!
This is one of my favorites of Cha’s Wombie paintings. Fraz looks lifelike. 😉
I guess that’s a lot better than looking deadlike!
Maybe I should use Cha’s painting for my Fraz Emperor of the Universe campaign!
Good thinking Batman 🙂
Do you mean Wombatman?
Bat must be short for Wombat.
It could be!
It has to be, because your not a batty bat. But you are a Frazbie! But that’s not like Frisbee, it’s more like Frazzie Frazness!
Maybe Frazbie could be one of my other mes! An extra Frazzy Fraz me!!
Sounds good Frazzy!
Are you almost ready to go? I have to fix dinner yet….then put the computers away.
I’m all ready to go! I’ve got my secret agent sunglasses on, and my brief case, too! We have to escape this place before the evil super villain finds out we’re moving!
Don’t forget your life jacket….we have to take the ferry too….I bet it’s in your brief case.
A ferry?! I knew it was gonna be an adventure!
Hope there’s no Zombies on there 🙁
Do you think there might be?? I’ll use my top secret zombie radar spotter to make sure they can’t sneak up on us!
I will get Binky designing a Zombiezappinglasergun too 🙂
That would be good! That’s exactly the kind of weapon James Bond Fraz would have!
Yes and a couple of Zombieslappers too just in case you run out of ammo 🙂
Yeah, it’s better to be safe than slappy! Haha!
Don’t try identity theft or you will have to wear a ski mask for your drivers license photo!
That might be kinda cool though! Well maybe not in summer.
Great Fraz Vader Cha 🙂
I love the Fraz you are so please don’t try to be anyone else! xo
Sometimes I don’t like the Fraz I am.
I think everyone feels that way Fraz but nobody is a better Fraz than you are and I know lots of people who love him just the way he is.
That does make me feel better. Maybe I’ll just stay me, then.
Good idea, Fraz. 🙂
But I still can be the pirate me, and the vampy me, and the James Bond me.
Of course, Fraz…you are all those things rolled into one….Your just Fraztastic! 🙂
That’s me!
Yes, and Genie owner!
Yep! But she refused to help me win the election!
Was she being naughty, or helping you to not be politician?
I don’t know. I was kinda mad at her for a while for not helping me.
Sounds like she is a touch female Genie.
opps. I meant touchy.
She sort is sometimes! But she’s good most of the time.
Tell her she is nice and offer her a piece of candy. She may not want it, but she’ll be happy you thought of her….that ought to do it. 🙂
OK! You know how to make a girl happy a lot better than me!
A lot of good that does me though. 🙂
What? You’re not a girl. You’re Aunt Deb!
Oh yeah…what was I thinking?
I dunno.
Whoever you want to be use the swartz. lol
Is that like The Force?
ROFL! Google “Space Balls”.
I didn’t know!
That is a movie Chris would watch with you and not snore.
I’ll tell him to rent it or download it or something!
Hmmm.. Identity theft, huh? I think Fraz would make a great Tasmanian Devil (looking at his two front chompers). D’you know about Taz from the Looney Tunes? “Fraz d’Taz”!! 😛
What do you think, Fraz? 🙂
That might be fun! Fraz d’Taz! I like that! Better watch out, Fraz d’Taz is gonna get you!
That is certainly a catchy title Fraz d’ Taz 🙂
Fraz d’ Taz can be one of my new identities!
I have cousins named Razzle and Dazzle, so it’s something like that!
Your extended family is increasing all the time, it must be a healthy diet of chocolate, wine gums and spam that does the trick 🙂
They’re actually my old relatives from long ago! They live in the south. With Bana and Nana and the triplets! But there are lots of new Wombies too! People keep adopting us!
Yes I have noticed that, I had a couple of zombies asking about the adoption methods but I didn’t let on how to get a hold of them or they would be after a snack 🙁
I don’t think that would be a good idea! But us Wombies are pretty good fighters. I think it might be the zombies who’d end up sorry.
Glad you liked it, Fraz! Or should I say Fraz d’Taz? 🙂
I did not know you have cousins named Razzle and Dazzle. What do they look like?
Razzle and Dazzle are brown and grey and look sorta like me but bigger. And without spots.
Nice wombat turned hacker identity stealer.
Thanks!
I would choose to steal the identity of a giant warrior robot, so that no one would mess with me… just a suggestion…
That’s a pretty good idea!
The Frazinatior!
Whose identity does Fraz want? I’d like to be a stereotypic dumb blonde without a care in the world.
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Well maybe I could pose as President Obama so I could at least get to spend a night in the White House!
Fraz, you’re still the winner in my book!!
But not the president!
But you are still the president of our old club… the youngest in the family club..remember that one Fraz?
But I am no longer the youngest now…Papoe should sign in now.
Yay me!
That’s too bad that you’re no longer the youngest. But you’re still the youngest RES!
I thought Kurome was younger…Or is he older than Papoe?
I think Kurome is older. But he was adopted by Novroz last.
I knew he was adopted last, but I was not sure if he was bigger because he is a different species. Papoe is not going to get big like Kroten.
No, Papoe will always be small. Probably like me!
The comic and the drawing connect really well!! You are now Dart Fraz or Fraz Vader!! That’s a really cool new identity.
Yeah, I thought so! Plus I get to be Emperor of the universe instead of just president!
Try ebay.. They might have some identities :o)
I wonder what kinda identity I can get on ebay?
Just go online and create a whole new identity anytime you want.
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Maybe I’ll be a human!
Or a Martian 🙂
Or a Mars-mallow!
Ahhhhhahhhh I love this comic strip!! So funny. Plus, my painting makes sense now. 😀 Thanks a lot for sharing it here, Peter!
You’re welcome, Cha! Your Fraz Vader is a great painting, and it fit perfectly with this comic.
Great idea Fraz to be someone else. Wonder how it would feel like 🙂
Hopefully it’ll feel like someone other than me!
Maybe you could try being
a Scarecrow for a change? 🙂
I dunno. It sounds kinda boring to just stand in a field all day long.
Ha Ha good one 🙂
No you get to scare all the crows away and if you are really good the farmer gives you a new pumpkin head for Halloween 🙂
Maybe if the farmer would give me a pumpkin pie for Halloween.
Trust me, it’s no fun being someone else. Everyone has issues, just in different ways. 🙂
Maybe I should just make up someone then. Someone who’s perfect!
It’s the best to be yourself. 🙂
But that’s kinda boring!
How can that be boring, Fraz? You have so many alter-egos now…
Yeah, but sometimes I still get bored. Even though I’m a pirate and a spy and a genie owner and a prince and a vampy in training and a star and a vader and a pizza place owner and a treasure hunter and a shark fighter and gas station owner and an almost president and an island owner and a world traveller.
Maybe you could go hang out with the Krittles and learn to skateboard and roller blade.
I know how to skateboard! There’s even a picture of me and my skateboard on a shirt! http://www.cafepress.com/wombania.171914753
I could probably teach that dad Krittle some tricks!
Probably. And if you were to hang around with my oldest son, he could teach you some things. He rides competition.
Oh boy! That would be awesome!
He does full and half pipe, plus freestyle.
He must be good to do competitions!
You could just take Obama’s identity and then it’d be like you won the election after all!
Why didn’t I think of that?!
I’m a bit shorter than him though. I wonder if anyone would notice?