In the Court of Natural Selection, most of us would be doomed.

A license to metaphor is a privilege, not a right. If you abuse it, you’ll have to contend with the grammar police.

It’s a lot easier to tell right from wrong than to actually do it.

It’s a lot easier to predict what the weather was, than to predict what it will be.

What’s a kid to do when his brain is already full? No need for school when there’s no room for new knowledge.

You can never have too much chocolate, no matter how much chocolate you have.

When food falls on the floor, how long is it safe to eat? It depends on how fast your mice are.

Life is not all fun & games. Unless that’s all you want to make of it.

Don’t hold your breath waiting for an honest politician. It’s an oxymoron unlikely to be disproven.

It’s good to want things, even if you can’t always get what you want.