If you don’t watch your grammar, others will. The Grammar Police are everywhere, and are ready to pounce.

If we could capture all that youthful energy, there’d be no energy problem.

It’s harder to separate old people from money than it is to print it yourself.

Some chickens are brave, and some chickens are just chicken. And there’s very little they can do about it.

Some squirrels seem to have a penchant for jumping out in front of your bike as you come barreling down the trail. They obviously need a good talking to as they have no regard for traffic laws or right of way.

It’s great to have grand goals, but sometimes ones that we can achieve are much more fulfilling.

It’s good to encourage those budding young artists. Who knows what their masterpieces might be worth in the future?

People rarely feel warm and fuzzy about dust bunnies, but where would we be without them?

Whether it’s a formal wedding or a formal weeding, summer weekends are always lots of fun in Wombania.

If cold pizza is good, frozen pizza should be excellent.