A cookie eating contest might be fun, but it’s hard to compete with Winky.
Dipping them in milk first helps to swallow them faster. 🙂
That should help in Winky’s world record attempt for the fastest cookie eater.
I think that if we use warm milk it will be even better 🙂
I’m willing to try again with warm milk to see if I can beat my record!
I’d comment on this strip, but I have this sudden urge to bake cookies.
Please send any leftovers to Winky@Wombania.
I heard there are no calories in cookie crumbs. Phew, thank goodness for that!
I’m not sure if that counts when you eat five pounds of cookie crumbs like Winky does.
24 cookies weigh 5 pounds? Where do you get those cookies?
Monster Cookies. Twink bakes them herself.
and then stomps on them to get the crumbs 🙂
Actually, it’s Winky who does the crumbification.
What does the winner get?
A big box of cookies of course!
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
One. Winky has no patience.
They used to have a cookie named “Almost Home”. That is because that is how long they lasted me.
They sound like very good cookies! I’d like to try them.
Now I have a new brand… it’s called “Almost out of the parkin’ lot.”
They sound even better! I should start shopping at your store.
I also love cookies a lot and I’ll eat and eat and eat the lot!
For me it will take around 24 seconds….
You and Winky will have to have a competition to see who’s the true Cookie Eating King.
I’d be the stopwatch one too. Bwahahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
Cookies sure do go fast around here!
Yes they do, especially when I am eating them 🙂
With the two of us eating, cookies go doubly fast!
I like the third answer the best. 😀
Full speed seems to be the most popular way to eat cookies.
Winkie is a Wombie after my own heart. And my cookies too most likely…
Yes, you shouldn’t let your cookie guard down around Winky.
My comment went to moderation???
Sorry, Tony, we had to blacklist you. Using an Albino Wallaby on your blog to usurp our cuteness was simply unforgivable.
Or maybe it was because you used a different email address than you had used previously.
I guess it serves me right then. Sorry…
As long as you promise to never again post anything potentially cuter than Wombies. . .
I’m afraid I fall into Winky’s camp!
My camp is getting pretty crowded. But at least we’ll have cookies!
I think how fast you eat the cookies also depends on what kind of cookies they are…. Chocolate chips would probably go faster than snickerdoodles!
That’s something I didn’t consider. We’ll have to establish baseline cookies eating times for all cookie varieties. I predict a lot of cookie eating in the future.
The Brussel Sprout cookies are good if you want them to last a long time.
a real long time…
That’s for sure!
Actually there is a carrot and turnip cookie too, but be careful how you eat those because they can give you the burps, and sprout one’s, well they give you the… Never mind just eat a batch of those and you will find out? 🙂 lol
I don’t know. Those sound more like vegetables in disguise, than real cookies. Maybe if they were covered in chocolate they’d be more appealing.
Winky you can have them sticking out of an enormous chocolate pancake if you like? And for dessert you can have chocolate chip cookies and a big helping of wine gums as a nice treat 🙂
Well if I can have them like that, I think I might like them a lot!
I got one. nut I already ate the cookies. I did it in under 5 miniuts.
Not bad. but I think Winky could beat you. He’s quite a nut.
I want in on the contest. Cookies are my friend!
I have a feeling it’s going to be a big field.
24 cookies = 24 seconds. Its simple math!
But you have superpowers!
It depends on the cookie. If it contains coconut I could probably ignore it for two or three days
And by that time, Winky would have devoured it.
Wow…Winky can be Kroten’s opponent 😉
Will you eat other food as fast as cookies, Winky?
I challenge Kroten to a cookie eating contest!
I’m a speed eater, so I eat most things faster than average.
I take the challenge 😉
Would you prefer Cigarette Butt eating contest or TV Cable eating Contest?
You’re on! But I’d rather it be stick eating.
Cookies: the real fast food
The way Winky eats them, they certainly are.
I love cookies in cooked and dough form.
I guess cookie-dough eating would have to be a separate category.
I’d have to break out the stopwatch. My spare tire can attest to that. 🙂
I think it would be quite the competition between everyone here.
Clever! Nice painting, my mum and dad are over from UK at the moment, and mum brought a painting over for us 🙂 she paints too.
Is that where you get your artistic side? Maybe you could get your mum to paint some Wombies.
Hope everyone has a good visit (and sorry about all the rain!).
I’d like to see a contest between Winky and DaddyPapersurfer …..
I think Winky would win hands down.
if it’s chocolate chip cookies… well, I’ll be the king of cookie eating 😉
I don’t know about that. Winky’s faster than lightning with chocolate chip cookies.
Twink is too delicate of a eater, in my opinion… I want in on the cookie challenge against Winky! As long as they are chocolate of course!
(I will leave all coconut for Winky & the others) do we have to supply our own milk to help wash them down?
I think we’ll have to hold this cookie eating competition in a bigger venue to accommodate everyone. Cookies and milk to be provided. Date & place to be announced.
Unfortunately I am with Winky on this one! I try not to have them around. But unfortunately I can cook and have been know to whip up a batch on the spot!
Not having cookies around is the best defense, but being a baker can certainly defeat that strategy. Hide your baking sheets!
Ha ha! I’m about three quarters of the way through a packet of chocolate biscuits right now. Ten more minutes should do it.
That means about 40 minute per package. I don’t think you’re quite up to Winky’s standard.
It would take my fiancé about 2 weeks to eat 24 cookies, But I can eat them in less than 24 seconds :/
That’s a pretty good time, but you’ll have to enter the contest to see if you can overtake Winky as Cookie Eating King.
Dipping them in coffee works well for me Binky, now how many did you say I could have? 🙂 lol I do hope they have chocolate bits, really big chocolate bits are the best you know…
You can have the whole bag of cookies to yourself if you want. And, yes, they have big chunks of chocolate, like all good cookies should have.
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