Winning the lottery would be a whole lot easier if you could pick the numbers after they draw them.
Jeez…that makes it darn near impossible to win. 🙁
I know! The chances of doing that would be like winning the lottery!
You’re assuming they want to give you the money
You mean they don’t? I guess that might explain a few things.
i think they’ve already thought of that
They think of everything to make it almost impossible to win!
Personally I think it was a good effort either way.
But we still didn’t get any $$!
Well, the lottery ticket salesman sure did!
Maybe I should sell lottery tickets.
If only life was that easy 🙁 Good to see you back on the net !!!
Hopefully we can continue to stay up, but we’re still using more server resources than we should be and I don’t know why.
No, no no! You’re supposed to say it was intentionally planned to coincide with the SOPA strike!
Actually I did, but I don’t know if anyone bought it.
Hahaha… I’m impressed! Something tells me I still would have missed a few – even post-draw!
We need to work out a better system if we want to win!
What WOULD a wombie do with $10 million?
I’d buy a chocolate factory, and a wine gum factory! And then I could give everyone free chocolates and wine gums!
Wow… I hope that you win Winky 🙂
Thanks, so do I!
If only it worked that way, Winky.
Yeah, things don’t work the way they should!
Always a catch to the cool prizes.
I guess they just don’t want to give me the millions!
Alas, there is always some “catch” Winky. 🙂
Yeah, I just wish the catch was something that I could catch!
Yes me too, all we seem to catch is the boobie prizes if we are lucky enough to 🙁 Maybe this time we will win big time…
We can always hope we’ll win! Someone has to, so why not us?
Yes and as they always say…
You Have To Be In It… to Win It 🙂
Too bad the tickets weren’t free!
me too, me too 😉
Well I think they should change the rules so the poor people can win money too
Can we vote on that somewhere?
Just go to https://www.votetochangethelotteryrules.com
And I clicked on that, too!
I didn’t know stupidity can be so charming… I love these guys!
Stupidity?! Well I guess you said we’re charming.
I am gonig to pick the Super Bowl winner on Feb 6th. Is that okay?
Sure, go ahead. I bet you the winner will be the one with the higher score.
Oh wow! I had never considered that. Mental note: Choose the one with the highest score.
You’re welcome! Do I get a cut of your winnings?
Hey you are here at last, now we can get on with trying to win the Jackpot 🙂 Just think of all the chocolate that we could treat ourselves to with all that money 🙂
I think $10 million worth of chocolate should keep us going for a long long time!
That is the best way to make picks for any situation! You would always win.
That’s what I thought! Except we didn’t really win.
Yeah, a big IF!
Dang that fine print.
For once, couldn’t the fine print make it better for us?
And in one well thought out explanation, Winky’s ten million disappeared from his hands. I’d say he handled it quite well.
I cried later, once it sank in.
Maybe Winky can figure out how to win by using his math skills?
I have math skills??
Just buy one ticket with each possible combination of numbers. Problem solved.
That sounds like a good idea! I think.
That sounds extraordinarily expensive to me Spencey, but guess what? I like your style 🙂
If we won the lottery, we could buy all the tickets we want!
If he won, would he have only broke even?
I have no idea. That sounds way too hard to figure out.
So true so true!
And unfair, too!
Very Unfair That 🙁
In a just world, Winky would be living in a mansion with a chocolate pool.
Yes!! And there would be guest houses for all of you when you wanted to visit!
Hey Winky, we would be staying over permanently if you had a chocolate pool… Slurp 🙂
That’d be great! But I hope you won’t drink the pool dry before we could fill it again.
Hey Winky maybe we could have a never-ending supply, well it is a nice thought anyway don’t you think? 🙂
If we hooked up a big chocolate fountain to keep filling the pool, that might work out. But I guess we’d have to have a never-ending chocolate fountain.
We have a family restaurant here called the Golden Corral. In the goddies section there is a chocolate fountain. Yep, pass your favs under the fountain so it is chocolate covered. Or just have a cup or saucer of it.
Mmmm. . . a cup or two of chocolate would really hit the spot!
Maybe the next time they’ll be the same numbers again.
It’d be a lot easier to choose the right numbers that way!
If only it was that easy!
We’d all be millionaires!
Actually I think that we would rather be Chocolate-Eclairs 🙂
You’re right, chocolate eclairs sound a lot yummier!
There’s always a catch, isn’t there? I’m glad they didn’t win…I think it would effect their charming personalities.
All the chocolate in the world wouldn’t change me. Well, maybe my waistline.
I think this strategy might work, someway and somehow.
If you can figure out how to make it work, I’d sure like to know!
I read once that winning the big jackpot in the lottery was about as much of a chance of being struck by lightning…. twice….. in the same day. So now I don’t but tickets at all. Wonder what my chance are now?
Only slightly less than mine, probably!
Your chances of winning the lottery are only slightly better than if you had never been born. Even my Publisher’s Clearing House envelope says
“Don’t Even Bother-You are not a Winner!”
Well I think you’re a winner! Even if you never win.
I wish for the same thing…but then again, everyone will win 😉
Then we could all be millionaires, yay!!
…if only it were that easy! 🙂
Well it should be!
If everyone won, they’d have to split the prize so many ways you’d probably win less than your money back after they took their share!
Well then not everyone-everyone, but just all the good people & Wombies here!
Yes and especially with all these great chocolate fiends, I mean friends 🙂 Actually I could just eat a big chocolate bar right now, well either that or a nice bag of wine gums 🙂
I could have a chocolate bar right now, too, but I guess that isn’t too much of a surprise.
XD I just facepalmed myself
I hope you didn’t hurt yourself.
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