You can’t lose weight any faster than at the speed of light.
(This comic strip was previously published on July 14, 2011.)
Don’t worry Winky,
I have brought you a
yummy snack for
after your backwards
run, I might even
join you later 😆
Oh that’s good because I’m exhausted! Running’s hard work!
Winky, I bags the treadmill after you.
Okay, you can have it! I’m tired.
Hahaha. Put the treadmill in a truck that’s going backwards and you can make some serious progress fast!
Really? Well maybe that’d work better.
Winky’s really smart. He’s almost as big a scientific genius as Binky.
Well not according to Binky!
So that is why I don’t lose weight. I’ll be sure to give this method a try next time I hit the gym.
It hasn’t really worked for me yet, but I haven’t tried it very long.
Well this explains so very much. Bwahahahahaha.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
It seemed like a good explanation to me.
That sounds like a good idea! 😉
Thanks! I hope it works.
That’s very clever of you, Winky!
I have some chocolate pancakes for you when you’re done with your run!
Oh boy! I’ll run a lot faster for those!
It’s known as The Einstein diet.
You lose weight and get smarter at the same time!
That’s an equation I can live by!
Binky’s words carry a lot of weight.
Probably not as much weight as my feet, though!
Winky, just lie down. It’s easier!
That would be a lot less tiring!
Weight loss physics!
Maybe I’m smarter than I think!
That makes sense!!
So to lose my weight, I have to move slowly
Maybe you could do a turtle walk! Though your turtles move pretty fast sometimes.
So..I’ve been doing it all wrong??!! I should be slower…like my inner sloth! Thank you!! 😉
Slow is my favorite speed! Well, okay, it’s my only speed, really.
That’s a new tactic I’ll try at the gym next time.
You can tell me if it works. I don’t think it has for me.
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