Attack of the Vegetables
We have it on good authority that vegetables are plotting to take over your dinner plate. You have been warned!
(This comic strip was previously published on September 6, 2010.)
Cartoonist and blogger Bo Lumpkin is producing a comics sheet with ads that he will be distributing locally free of charge. Bo was generous enough to give the Wombies a free ad for the initial run. You can read more about it on Bo’s Gatorhead Blog.
It was worth a shot!
Too bad Twink didn’t think so!
I once had an endless plate of peas 🙁
I have that too!
Well I like peas, green beans, carrots, sprouts with my tea so I don’t mind them 🙂
That’s why you’re a good twin! You can eat all mine for me!
Exactly and I can also help you eat all the chocolates too 🙂
We always share the chocolates. But I don’t mind if you hog all the vegetables!
Sprouts are the ones you need to be most on guard against
Sprouts are the worst! But green beans can be pretty dangerous too!
Ewh, sprouts 😯
They’re the worst of the worst!
Sprouts rock 🙂
AckK!!
Oh, they are not bad with a bit of sugar… I prefer them with garlic butter, but you have such a sweet tooth.
I like carrots! They’re crunchy!
I might like sugar beets too. If they’re sugary.
Veggies?!!! You can’t give veggies to a Wombie like that. You have to dip them in chocolate first!
Try to tell Twink that!
We both know that’s a waste of time, but I have a bowl of melted chocolate mom sent me over here to give you…She’s busy making milkshakes for us later.
Yay! Maybe that’ll make me forget about the icky vegetables!
Agree with Deb
Hey why not mould chocolates in shapes of vegetables and give it to Fraz that way both will be happy
Yeah! That’s the kind of vegetables I’d like to eat!
Where are Winky’s molds? You could even dye the chocolate green.
Yeah! That might even fool Twink!
That’s quite a heap-o-beans…
(I’m not so sure the hide ’em in the napkin trick is going to work here)!
🙂
I need a dog! A dog who’ll eat beans!
I loved vegetables as a kid. Of course that might have had something to do with my mother serving them with more butter than vegetables in the bowl.
If Twink would serve them with more chocolate in the bowl I might like them!
It’s a good thing I love veggies then. I’ll be just fine with that. The kids? Not so much.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
You can have my veggies!
I usually take my veggies smothered in butter, which is akin to chocolate… mmmmm
🙂
Chocolate vegetables are the only kind I like!
How aggressive? Maybe the veggies will eat themselves!
I wish! I’d like those kind of vegetables!
ALL HAIL THE VEGGIES!!
Noo!! Send all the veggies out the door!
It’s a nightmare!
And I’m trapped in it!
That line never worked on my mom either.
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com
Moms shouldn’t be so smart.
Those veggies things seem to sprout up everywhere!
Maybe I should try weed killer on them or something!
Saw one today
Are you a vegetarian because you feel sorry for animals
NO, because I HATE vegetables
Everyone hates vegetables! But I don’t hate them enough to eat them!
Hey Fraz I don’t hate them I adore them 🙂 🙂
I know. But I still like you anyways.
That’s good because I have some sugar doughnuts with added cream filling, and some zombie shaped wine gums 🙂
They were good! Even the zombie ones!
I like the headstone shaped ones.
I bet they’re good too.
OH NO did you know those who eat vegetables are kidnapped by aliens and dumped in a zzero chocolate zone 😮
I didn’t! But I’ll never eat my vegetables ever again!
Vegetables are bad for health, have chocolates
– anonymous
That anonymous is really smart!
I don’t love vegetables, but I’ll eat them. Now, give me some crispy bacon and we are talking!
Chocolate covered bacon is even better!
They can be aggressive on the bowels also… not to be confused with bowls.
Is that like vowels?
Vowels would be sounds one might make when releasing their bowels…
That sounds icky.
That’s a wicked looking comic Bo 🙂
Aren’t they great? Free to download at RP!
Yes, you can find Bo’s Comic here: http://redmundpro.com/authors/bo-lumpkin/cafe-comics-no-1/
They are taking over the plate!
I know! And they’ll take over the world if we’re not careful!
Vegetables are on the offense and some of them taste offensive too.
I think all of them taste offensive!
Don’t worry Fraz, just ignore them & they may go away. I used to like beans but in recent months have gone off them.
I wish beans would get off me too!
That’s easy, Fraz. Just eat enough of them and they will get off you. Guaranteed.
But I don’t wanna be eating them! Maybe I could just scare them away.
Hahahahaha…now if only we lived in a world where such looks and such “aggressiveness” is normal for mouth watering, moist chocolate brownies with vanilla ice cream…sigh
If vegetables were chocolate and ice cream, I’d never have to be told to eat them!
Me neither, but then as alwaysI enjoy vegetables I don’t really mind either way 🙂
Yeah. You’re kinda weird that way!
I love the threatening angle of the spoon. Fraz is lucky not to have a lump on his head.
Utensils have power when wielded correctly!
And Fraz is lucky.
This seems like a solid sci-fi movie in the works.
And it would be really really scary!
You should try a veggie burger. 🙂
Nooo! I might like a chocolate burger though.
your words remind me of a book I have recently finished. The vegetarians are more aggresive than the meat eater 😉
Chocolate eaters are the nicest! We’re not aggressive at all!
…and the sweetest 😉
I hope you mean that in a non eating kind of way!