Binky’s IQ Test
Some Wombies were born to be rocket scientists.
(This comic strip was previously published on March 16, 2009.)
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At least he’s good at math.
I like math.
I always fail the math component
Math is fun. I could tutor you.
Did Binky invent those gravity-defying glasses he’s wearing? If so, he must be a genius.
I never realized my glasses were gravity defying. Perhaps I should investigate.
They will need to be for our Space Adventure, you know our Galactic Epic… Called ‘Search for Choc’ of course the title is similar to the Star Trek film but without the Big Ears 🙂
I really like Spock, but I like chocolate even more. A Wombie’s life journey could be called “Search for Choc”.
Yes and with all the yummy treats along the way it is a very nice life being a Wombie 🙂
I cannot complain!
225 in five minutes? He’s almost as smart as I is!
Maybe we should work together.
No, he just answered B, C, B, C, B, C….
Is that the way you take these tests?
Smarter than your average wombat 😉
I should hope so!
Originally posted in 2009? Hm… I don’t think we’ve seen this table again since then. What did those mischievious wombies do to it?
They’re like little beavers, gnawing away at all my furniture!
Chris, is your furniture chocolate flavoured by any chance? 🙂
No, but it hasn’t stopped the little beavers!
I never did very well with math…
I mean, everything is squared, there’s some ‘quadratic’ deal, and… and… you can’t even eat the pie! What kind of world are we living in where you go on and on about pie and then you can’t even eat any!
🙂
That’s the way I feel about math! Math would be a lot more interesting if it was in chocolates or something that you could eat.
Is 225 high? Is Binky a genius?
I prefer “Rocket Scientist”.
I prefer Master Vampire but I like your tag too 🙂
Master Vampire suits you better, but I believe Rocket Scientist suits me better.
Yes and those spectacles suit you better too, I don’t think that I could fly very well in those 🙁
Probably not. But I couldn’t fly very well without them!
Bwahahahahaha. I know that Binky is way, way smarter than I am.
Have a terrific day filled with chocolate. 🙂
Only in certain things, like rockets and chocolates.
Geez… 225… way to rub it in, Mr. Math!
Sorry.
That’s alright… some of us non-math types are kinda sensitive! 😉
I tutor for chocolate.
Binky how come you are so brainy, is it something to do with all those chocolates you keep eating or are you just naturally smart? 🙂
Chocolate enhances a Wombie’s brain functions, but that doesn’t account for Winky’s lack of them.
Maybe Winky needs to eat more chocolate? 🙂
That would be the logical conclusion, but I’m not sure anyone, not even a Wombie, could eat any more chocolate than Winky does.
Binky! You scored higher than…Hmm…I don’t know anyone but you will a score that high.
Well I scored higher than Winky, but that wasn’t really much of a challenge.
Boy, I.Q. test seem like a lot of work to me.
That’s why I like to avoid them. All tests, really.
Yes but what about the ‘I Love Chocolate, Eat All You Can’ test, now that would be a test worth taking don’t you think Winky? 🙂
Food tests I love! Plus I’m good at them! I meant I didn’t like math tests.
Looks like you should be called Scholar Binky and I should just be called Mel. 🙁
I wouldn’t feel right about taking your title. But I do remember long ago when you were merely a dummy.
Three cheers for Binky!
Do those cheers come with chocolates?
Binky’s IQ must be higher than all other wombats combined
I take exception to that!
Yes I think that you are definitely higher in the IQ status, besides if anyone says otherwise they might not get any wine gums 🙂 BTW – I like red and black one’s the best but if the green one’s is available I will eat those too 🙂
Yes, and if they don’t agree, they won’t be getting any more of my chocolate cake!
I prefer the white wine gums, but some brands like Maynards don’t even have white ones! My next favourite flavour would be the black ones.
I like chocolate cake more than wine gums but I do like the white ones, they are yummy, but now you mention it, no I don’t think Maynard’s have white ones… How silly is that? 🙂
Pretty silly! I think Maynards did have white wine gums years ago, but I might be mistaken.
Congratulations Binky 🙂 Poor Chris 😛
What Chris lacks in intellectual sophistication, he make up for in. . . well, I’m not sure what. But it must be something.
…he supplies you with chocolate, spam and wine gums.
That’s it! I knew he was good for something.
And don’t forget all those extra treats like chocolate pancakes and spam 🙂
The pancakes we have to make for ourselves as Chris is content to make little tiny ones, when we prefer Wombie-sized pancakes.
I like the Wombie choice best too Binky, I mean who wants to be given such a little pancake? 🙁
Not me, not me!!
He made a Mensa of that!!!!
Sorry, couldn’t help myself 🙄
But I always clean up after myself.
Oh and sorry for my tardiness Wombies, the Loon has a very bad cold and a big red nose 🙁
Well we hope you start to feel better. Sick Loons aren’t allowed.
Hey Loon I hope you get well soon, and if you need some tissues I will call over and wipe your nose 🙂 Now how about that for being a good friend? 🙂 Just don’t sneeze on me okay 🙁
Thanks Androgoth, but can’t guarantee I won’t send a few goober projectiles your way 🙁
It’s okay Loon don’t worry as I will dodge them with my extra special Vampy moves 🙂
I wish I was that way when I was taking the LSAT!
I found the RSASAT (Rocket Scientist and Astrophysics School Admission Test) relatively easy.
Genius comes in all shapes and sizes.
I definitely have both shape and size.
Ah, don’t feel so bad Chris, I think my neighbor’s cat is smarter than me.
Cats just think they’re smarter than us.
That’s a smart Wombie!
I like to study.
Now that certainly told him 🙂 lol
The test was easy, but it definitely had a human bias. Not one digging or wine gum question!
Yes well that is humans for you, and some are truly hopeless, even on those IQ tests 🙂
Well I don’t think I was hopeless. . .
Those online IQ tests aren’t accurate at all. They scored me as a genius.
Joyce
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/
Perhaps you are. Embrace your genius!
Wow!!! Binky you are a genius!!!!
Can you share your geniusness with me 😉
Certainly. The first step is to eat lots of chocolate. The second step is to study hard. Most people prefer the first step to the second.
I felt the same way when I took my test.
I hope you passed with flying colors.
Cute but you didn’t let us know his score after only spending 5 mins.
I think it was the 225.
Yes, it was 225, RT. I would’ve scored higher if the test wasn’t so human-centric.
Wow! My mom said you were really smart….and like chocolate.
It’s smart to like chocolate, unless you’re a dog and then it’s bad for you. But dogs can have other things for treats, like maybe Milk Bones or something.
I’d say that’s the status of genius. Killer medium for the comic. I look forward to more.
Thanks, Jack. The 3D medium is a little unconventional, but it’s worked well for me.
I guess you need a high IQ to be a rocket scientist. So if you took the full half hour Binky you’d have a 1125 IQ then.
P.S. I had to use a calculator to work that out.
I don’t know if the scale goes up that high, but I’d like to give it a try if they had a test long enough to keep me busy for the full 30 minutes.
I know a guy who took an IQ test and dropped another one on the ground. The one he dropped on the ground scored higher because he was dumber than dirt.
Are you talking about Winky?
I want to facepalm winky!
ME?? I wasn’t even in this one!
I guess that’ll be enough time to doodle a decent dinosaur fighting a walrus on the back.
Or a design for my latest rocket engine.