Bully Rockets
Though rockets would be an effective way to deal with some of life’s little problems, they probably wouldn’t get the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval.
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Oh, I don’t know – inserted into a suitable orifice, a rocket could be a very effective way of dealing with bullies.
Just saying ! 😆
I wasn’t thinking of that, but that might work, too.
Binky is a visionary, Chris. Down with bullies, up with rockets!
I don’t know about being a visionary, but my rockets do usually go up.
HAHAHA! That is the best idea EVER!
It is rather effective.
A ballistic missile would be more effective in removing a schoolyard bully. I’m just saying!!!
I know a guy, who knows a guy who could get you one 🙂
Just one? I could use a few dozen. And I’ve got the wine gums to pay for them.
I wonder if we could train up a couple of my Skeletons to light the fuses? And that way we could all enjoy a nice pancake or ten while the bullies run for cover 🙂
The Skeleton Guard! Yes, that sounds like a good plan.
Mine won’t come out of the closet even for wine gums 🙁
Maybe use rockets?
Good thinking Binky 🙂
Let me know if it works.
I think Binky may have a good idea there. And Duncanr put is very well too.
I thought it was a good idea, too.
The correct answer is a rocket up the bum.
That seems to be a recurring theme.
You saying I am a copier?
I’m saying your view is rather popular.
Finally! An effective way to deal with bullies… It’s much more satisfying than running away!
Using rockets, it’s the bullies that are running away.
Don’t listen to him Binky. A rocket a attack is the way to go!
It seems everyone–except that other Chris–agrees that rockets are an effective bully deterrent.
ahah but rockets are so efficient when dealing with bullies!
Yes they are, and I have the thermodynamic equations to prove it!
Sounds like a great answer to me!!!
I’m going to have to inform Chris that his position on the matter is incorrect based on overwhelming public opinion.
Sounded correct to me.
See, Chris?
I like the rocket idea too, but there is always the catapult and frozen chip method, but only when the rockets are all used up 🙂 I think that Wombat Day was a big success wasn’t it Binky? 🙂
Yes, Wombat Day was very successful. Hopefully we can recover in time for next year’s celebration.
Catapults are also a good choice, but are you saying we should use frozen chips as ammunition? I’ve never heard of using that before.
Well maybe not, but they would be lots more fun. I say use the rockets.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
Everyone agrees! The rockets it is!
I’m with Binky on this one! I just wonder if one is enough!
Don’t worry, I have a whole arsenal!
The problem is that you will wind up in a treaty with a bunch of liberals who want you to give up the rockets all the time the bullies are building up their mean tricks. My suggestion is do what I used to do. When a bully would mess with me I would just tell him, “Don’t hit me unless you plan to kill me. If you do and I survive I will hunt you down like a wild animal and beat you to death with a 2×4.” I’m not sure why, but it always worked because I meant it. I thought fighting was stupid.
PS- Now I just use a Bo_Knocker.
A Bo_Knocker?
My original informercial was for the Bo_Knocker. Maybe it is time for me to re-run some of my videos again while I make some new ones. 🙂
I tried to find your videos before when you mentioned them previously, but I never could. Are you hiding them?
Maybe I should try that! Even though I’m not a wild animal.
Fighting is illogical, that’s why I think rockets are a good deterrent.
hahaha
The school is still there? 🙂
We only targeted the bullies, not the school!
Binky, Twink, Winky and Fraz
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I sure hope it involves chocolate!
One rocket should be sufficiënt. 🙂
I suppose it depends if there are multiple bullies, and if they’re in separate groups.
Binky you should know not to use rockets against bullies…
Unless the nosecone is packed with high explosives!!!
I think that might get me into trouble!
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Nice! Love the rockets, wished i could have shot a couple at people back in the day.
It would have turned the tables on them and made it a lot more fun.
My bro did a decent job for me, jolly ranchers in their hair and backpacks slammed into lockers (which made them lose balance and fall). What a good big bro he was. LOL
Maybe I could borrow your big bro.
Rocks, Rockets..what’s the difference? 🙂
Rockets have a higher velocity and greater range.
Then what was the answer?
The correct answer was rockets, to everyone but Chris.
I hate bullies.
Me too. That’s why I like to send them rockets.
Rockets are better.
Yes, I think so too!
Agree to disagree. If someone asks you any question in school, and you answer ‘rockets’, you’ve got a pretty good chance of being right.
I would confer. “Rockets” is the answer to almost anything.
What’s wrong with rocket Chris? At least Binky tried to help the little one
Yeah, sometimes the little one needs help!
Oh Boy, would I have loved to seen that bully take on a rocket. Sounds to me like he was asking for it.
Bully on the Run! They could make a song about that.
Not those rockets. You need great, big rockets that will launch the bullies into outer space.
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I think I’ll work on that!
Ha!
Oh… so it’s like… Rocket… singular?!
Only one per bully?!
🙂
Haha! I wish that’s what Chris meant! One rocket per bully could still be quite effective.