Dirty Store Animals
If perspective determines perception, then perhaps looking at something through less jaded eyes could help us see things anew.
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If perspective determines perception, then perhaps looking at something through less jaded eyes could help us see things anew.
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It’s bad alright but it would be okay if they didn’t touch anything I think.
Maybe if they wore hazmat suits they’d be safe.
In reference to your next comic.. see…even the government makes up words… like hazmat. What kind of conflagurated parmdoodle is that?
Quite a bardonwellian remarkification, I’d say.
It’s probably better for them to shop on the internet anyway!
You’re probably right. It eliminates those embarrassing moments when the clerks run around screaming “They’re talking animals!!”
Hahaha…
I’ve heard of ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service’, but come-on!
Poor Wombies…
🙂
They’d lose out on those points, too, unfortunately. Funny, those signs never require pants, though.
HA! I’ve always wondered about that too, Binky! 🙂
That sign was in the dollar store window???
I guess some dollar stores want to keep their premises pristine and animal free. Excepting their regular customers, of course.
Bwahahahahaha. Perception is a wonderful thing isn’t it? Yes it is.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
It can be, if it comes from the proper perspective.
I just don’t want pets at the church dinners!
Yeah, they’d probably eat everything up before you even sat down.
That’s a great little Red Wagon you got there Binky. Guarding your health is more important than getting a bargain in a filthy dirty store. You never know what germs you may pick up.
Actually it’s Fraz’s wagon, but I picked it out for him. It’s a Rocket Racer Deluxe Red Wagon, the very best kind.
You’re right, some stores are very germ laden. I refuse to shop in any store that discriminates against me or my brethren.
All they need now is a steep hill and a some good philosophical quandaries
Downhill racing is rather passive, so I prefer to add rockets to the wagon in order to make it into a real rocket racer.
If you guys got derty in thair yoo wood hav to hav a …
Oh my goodness, it’s hard to even say the werd.
BARTH!!!
There I sed it, I hope Daddy didn’t heer & fink that I want wun.
Oh, the inhumanity of it! Baths should be restricted to humans and other forms of semi-intelligent life, and not be foisted on the rest of us. I hope you were able to escape bath-free, Dixie.
I akchooly had wun larst Sundae. It woz a terribool ordeel
Maybe if you found a better hiding place you could escape the baths. Humans usually lose interest in such hide and seek games after a while.
poor wombies, at least they are safe from all the bad in the store 🙂
Yeah, they might have had to get disinfected if they shopped there.
That is so funny, they look devastated. I bet the clerk has fleas!!!!
And ticks, too! And probably cooties.
hehehe
Priceless 🙂
And all for under a dollar!
hahaha! very clever!
🙂
A dirty store? My wife doesn’t let me go in them. 🙂
Wives tend to protect their animals. I mean husbands.
they’re animals? I thought they were furry humans
It was news to them, too! Now they have self-image issues.
I’ve been in a dirty bookstore before, but it was cleaner than I imagined.
At least that store is trying to look out for all the animals. Right? 😀
You should stay out of dirty stores as they can be dangerous. I’d like to think the store is looking out for the animals, but I wouldn’t necessarily bet on it.
Oh, come on now, I’ve been in hundreds of public stores over many years, and I would have to say that a lot of animals are cleaner than people. Ha!
I would certainly agree with you! Animals are cleaner than humans in more ways than one.
Its a dollar store. You don’t keep prices low by cleaning lol
I never thought about it like that. I guess I’d better stop buying my food in dollar stores.
cue “do winegums count as food” debate!
Of course wine gums count as food! Especially to Wombies, who actually need wine gums to survive, as conclusively proven in the landmark study The Wine Gum Effect
couldn’t they just walk in and pretend they didn’t know they were animals? It would be a great confrontation – “What you calling me an animal? How dare you, human.”
That would be a good idea, but a probably a little too confrontational for us generally timid Wombies.
Well done! This is probably my favorite.
Thanks, Paul.
haha. Brilliant 🙂
Thanks, Maggi!
Lol!! that was really funny. Different people see things differently.
I couldn’t believe I missed this part
Yes, so much depends on the way we look at things.