You’re never too young for a cell phone. Maybe the next generation will be born with them embedded in their skulls. It’d be a lot more efficient since so many people seem to use them 24/7.

For a (sort of) sequel to this cartoon, check out Tony McGurk’s Pub Alley: $9.95 a Month Plan.

If you’d like to help the people of Japan after the massive earthquake and tsunami that occurred last week, you can click on any of the icons below to make a donation:

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