Fraz Cell Phone
You’re never too young for a cell phone. Maybe the next generation will be born with them embedded in their skulls. It’d be a lot more efficient since so many people seem to use them 24/7.
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Discussion (62) ¬
too cute 🙂
Next time I’ll try for less cuteness.
How did Fraz get that phone?
It looks like the phone I lost just yesterday…
Fraz will admit to nothing! But he likes calling all your friends.
I wonder if he hears the bells (rings) in his head?
He probably does. He really should wear his helmet more.
Now that’s the kind of phone I should get my kids.
Come to think of it, I think we still have one like that downstairs somewhere in the toy box. Came with the plastic kitchen set. I should just give him that.
That should work. Calls from your imaginary friends are much more interesting anyway.
Hahaha! Love this one – still laughing out loud!
Some days I’d gladly trade my cellphone for a block of wood! 🙂
Thanks, Robert. I think a block of wood might be an improvement for some of us, technologically speaking.
Hey that’s the kind of cell phone I need since I don’t have one at all. I don’t want one either. When I retired I gave up most of the electronics that kept me awake most every night.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
That’s probably wise. There just might be a market for fake, non-functioning cell phones for those who don’t want them but don’t want to be left out.
You DON’T have a cell phone. Gosh how 1960’s…
Come on Sandee get with the times, or at least paint a block of wood.
I’d go with the block of wood, Sandee. And I’d give you the Unlimited Plan for 50% off, too (see bleow for details).
That makes a great sounding board to get stuff off your chest though. 😀 I’d be complaining on that thing all day.
I suppose it could be an inexpensive form of self-help therapy.
Ha Ha This one is brilliant Peter. If you can’t afford to look the part at least you can pretend to look the part. Now Fraz will have to print a fake phone bill just so he will have something to e shocked by each month like the rest of us.
Thanks, Tony. Maybe this could be a profitable sideline. Sell blocks of wood as fake cell phones, then send out fake bills each month, hoping everyone will forget their phones are fake and pay the bills. The Evil Fake Cell Phone Plan. Unlimited calling, texting, and web browsing for only $9.95 a month. The best deal anywhere.
Sounds like a great plan to me, I’ll take one. Please send me my wooden phone & unlimited calls for only $9.95 a month while the offer still lasts.
Your wooden phone is in the mail! This could be the start of a great network.
OK I’ll pass it on to Cedric, I’m sure he’ll love it. Especially with that unlimited plan.
Tell Cedric there’s no nibbling on the phone, though.
So who rang? A woodpecker?
I don’t know. Fraz keeps his contacts secret.
Block call ?
Hopefully not a cell block call.
Ha, that’s some funny stuff!
Thanks, MJ.
well I have to give Fraz points for ingenuity, it even rings! maybe he is hoping everyone feels sorry for him & chip in to buy hims the real deal! too bad the pre-tend &/or toy ones didn’t trick my grandsons… my son even gave them their old ones when they traded up that still lite up, and 2 year olds are too smart for that! He has been know to call moms friends out of country & text too! and not your ordinary butt texting 😉
Well the phone rings in Fraz’s head, anyway.
I guess they’re going to have to start making toddler-safe cell phones with big buttons so that every little kid can have their own. Their text messages would be quite interesting.
Now I understand why I haven’t been getting more calls on the cell phone I whittled.
You can whittle the phone, but whittling the circuit board and microprocessor, now that takes skill!
This reminds me of the time my (then very young) niece tried to make a phone call on a calculator.
Pretty close, really, but on a calculator all you get is math equation texts.
Don’t like the tall one – he’s a dream crusher!!!
Some people are too grounded in reality!
Meh, thats all you really need anyway right? ha ha
Yeah, it’s easier to imagine your friends than to actually have to communicate with them.
Even my imaginary friends won’t talk to me any more. They say the scar doesn’t matter. But you know it does.
Imaginary friends can be such cads sometimes. You deserve a better class of friends.
Imaginary cruelty can be so hard to take.
I imagine it can be.
I was gonna leave a comment but yall got started talkin’ about therapy so now I’m goin’ to sit under my desk with my thumb in my mouth.
We didn’t mean to put you off, Bo. Personally, I think the best therapy is chocolate and wine gums. That solves most any problem life can throw at you.
…and to make to make it worse, cellphone is now equipped with Internet connection.We really depend on it now.
Yes, a lot of people now would not be able to live without their smartphones.
and the emf from a block of wood won’t turn your brain into radioactive mush either.
Another great benefit of my block-of-wood cell phones! No mush brain!
Now that’s gotta be a benefit. Can’t wait till mine arrives.
Does Fraz have calling forwarding for that phone?
His phone has every feature he can imagine. And then some.
Touchscreens are so 2010. I bet Fraz can use his phone using only the power of his mind. Beat that Steve Jobs.
That’s an excellent idea! Mind controlled cell phones would be a great seller.
Too funny! Bet that phone STILL gets better reception than my iPhone (I have AT & T – worst everrr)
It even receives calls from Wombania, so you know the reception is good.
Miss V has a number of these, Fraz. They work about as well as some of the Verizon phones her parents have…
Mine worked pretty good until I lost it. I guess I should make another one.
Yes and these are cheaper to use too 🙂 Another great idea of yours Fraz well done 🙂
Yeah, there was no monthly bill! But the connect wasn’t so good sometimes.