Honest Fashion
If there’s any honesty left in fashion, it’s hard to find it.
(This comic strip was previously published on September 21, 2009.)
Our great friend Debbie Adams drew a picture of Fraz looking after his sick flamingo friend, Ferrari, after she ate too much chocolate. The original painting of Sick Ferrari can be seen on Debbie’s art blog.
For an easy life, when a woman asks a question (any question) that relates to her appearance and includes the word ‘FAT’ , the correct response is ALWAYS an emphatic NO !
I keep forgetting that!!
You always learn
the hard way Winky 🙁
Yeah, I know. And the ouchy way, too!
Oh poor Winky was a victim of that question guys hate!!. Did she hurt you really bad?
I’ll fix your breakfast for you…I think it would be safer today.
No, not too bad.
Thanks, Deb. I’d like a safe breakfast!
Big batch of Winky size pancakes coming up!
I feel better already!
I knew you would. 😉
A full tummy makes anyone feel good!
In that case lets dig into these 4 boxes of donuts….jelly, chocolate and chocolate cream filled centers with chocolate frosting…those and 2 gallons of chocolate milk. 🙂
BTW: Thank you for posting Fraz caring for his sick friend… I think my manners have been M.I.A. this week.
Oh boy, that’s a good late night snack! Thanks, aunt Deb!
Your welcome, and this morning you get spinach…just kidding. You know your getting all these here pancakes. 🙂
Pancakes always start the day off great!
You’re welcome, Deb. And don’t worry about it. You’re probably just busy taking care of all your little ones!
Yes, it’s all their fault….lol…Not! 🙂
Thanks PDM! 🙂
🙂
The answer is no. The answer is ALWAYS no.
Maybe I should write that on my hand.
At least Winky didn’t mention Twink’s butt. That is a permanent no go zone.
It’s probably better when I don’t say anything at all!
Loon he did whisper something about that but luckily Twink didn’t hear him 🙂 xxx
No I didn’t! Don’t believe him, Twink!
OMG Androgoth, sssh, or you’ll get us both in trouble 😉
And I’m in enough trouble already!
Oop’s did I nearly give the game away there? Sorry Loon 🙂 lol Okay everyone it’s Spring chocolate time who wants some goodies? 🙂
I always want chocolate goodies!
I already set aside three bags of choco surprises for You, Fraz, Twink and Binky 🙂
I hope they’re big bags! I’m hungry!
Hahaha… never ask to see Twink’s ‘Runway Upper-Cut’!
🙂
Nope! She’s faster than you’d think!
Hey SIG be careful, Tink has excellent hearing abilities 🙁 lol
Shhhh!!
Open mouth, insert foot – a very serious condition, Winky…
personally, I never ask that question – one day, someone, like poor naive Winky, might let slip some truth…
best to keep the ice on it for the day, Winky!
That’s why it’s safer when I’m eating. I can’t say anything stupid then!
You must have been in between mouthfuls when Tink asked you that Winky, maybe next time instead of offering a reply, another three or fourteen chocolate fudges will be a better idea? 🙂
That would be a lot smarter! Me and my tummy would both like it.
And I can always find
room for an extra fudge 🙂
Who can’t?
Bwahahahahahaha. Sometimes you can get both feet in your mouth and still be understood. This was one of those times.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
Yeah, I have to learn when not to answer!
Male wombats and humans just don’t get it, do they?
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What do you mean??
Yes Joyce what do you mean? 🙂 lol xx
It must be some sort of secret woman thing.
Yes I was thinking that too 🙂
Women are always a mystery to me. Well, most things are a mystery to me.
Everything but chocolate you mean? 🙂
Yeah, everything but chocolate. And wine gums. And fudge. And spam. Well, everything but food!
Hopefully, it did not swell too much. Can you still see out of it?
It wasn’t too bad, really. It was more of a slap than a hit.
I hope that Tink doesn’t get too slap happy or you might need some armour from my place, just pick out a good helmet or a decent shield for protection 🙂
That might be a good idea! I think maybe I’ll borrow a nice helmet just to be safe!
I think some body armour could be useful too but stay away from Fraz’s knight kit or your legs could be stretched for good, I think Fraz’s Genie helped him out with, I mean of that suit 🙂
Yeah, I don’t know how Fraz gets into that suit! I think I would need an extra large and stubby suit for me.
I am working on one right now 🙂
Really? I can’t wait!
Wow he was lucky just to get off with thump on the head. If I said that I would be watching my NECK! W.C.C.
I guess some women are just more touchy!
The truth hurts, Winky. Really hurts.
I’ve noticed that!
It doesn’t pay to be so honest Winky but at least you let her know… I wonder if you will be getting a second helping, one lump or two? 🙂 lol
I think Twink has calmed down by now. It’s the first time I haven’t wanted another helping!
Twink will be making pancakes for everyone next so don’t worry about the lumps, they will be gone in no time 🙂
Almost as fast as I can wolf down those pancakes!
Pancakes??? 😀 Where???
Andro! Cha needs some triple chocolate pancakes!
Yes I do 🙂 Mmmm
And don’t forget to
add fudge milkshake
to the list of goodies
either 🙂
We better call in Twink and her pancake machine!
Honesty, then run!
I’ll try that next time!
Once and for all…Don’t ask and we won’t tell. If you have to ask the answer is Yes and you have all made it impossible for us to answer because you made us promise not to ever lie to you. The answer is…(impossible to answer.)
That’s why it drives me crazy! That’s all too much for my brain to handle! I think it just exploded!
Oh dear god still smiling. a 🙄 on so many levels. Loved this one.
Oh, and never forget… Bow Ties Are Cool!
Maybe I should just get a bow tie and keep my mouth closed!
Bad idea Binky. What what happens when the Wombies go on vacation with the wine gums, chocolates and coffee?! A horrible, seriously slow, death for us all
I didn’t mean stop eating! I couldn’t do that for five minutes! I meant maybe I should just stop saying things.
I think that you had best quit while you’re ahead Winky or you could get into even more trouble 🙁
I think I should just stick to eating. That should keep me safe.
Yes, eating and drinking is
always your best idea 🙂 Here
have some of these extras,
a big whopping giganto honking
Spambo Wambo Burger and a
nice supply of juicy Wine Gums 🙂
Thatb should keep you out of
trouble 🙂 Hopefully…
I think it will! It’s hard to say something dumb when your mouth is full of goodies!
Winky does not mess around. He gets right to the fat of it.
And I paid for it, too!
OMG i go away for some time and come back to disaster..what is this…never ever ever say that again to any woman even if the floor below her caved under her weight and even in that case blame the poor construction..lol
The answer to any question related to a woman and her looks is always “DARLING YOU LOOK STUNNING”
phew you are welcome
I think I better write all that down so I don’t forget! I wish I had your advice before!
Might best write it on your paw.
Maybe I should get it tattooed!
Deb is such a sweetheart what a fun cartoon
But wait a minute what is eating too much chocolate…is it even possible?? is the dooms day near? what what why why :O
Eating too much chocolate is of course impossible in Wombania, but in some other realities, apparently it may be a remote, if unlikely, possibility.
I agree Deb’s paintings are fun and wicked 🙂 I hope that you are eating enough chocolate Soma, if not I will bring you a large helping of all the goodies you like 🙂 xxx
Soma’s part Wombie, so she could always use more chocolate!
I know she is, and she has
the pancakes to prove it 🙂
And the Wombieness, too!
Good on you Winky for standing up for truth. The pain will subside but your integrity will stand as a testament to your honesty.
As long as Twink doesn’t cut me off from her cooking! Then I probably wouldn’t be standing for very long.
lol … Winky, you’ll never have a girlfriend if you are always being honest 😉
Miss. Novia Winky has lots of sweet tooth girlfriends, he smothers them all in his chocolate kisses and candy hugs 🙂
They love me for my chocolate!
And your wicked candy surprises,
don’t you be forgetting those beauties 🙂
Okay, they love me for my chocolate and my wine gums!
Women don’t want you to lie to them, but then they want you to lie to them! I’m so confused!
Don’t waste chocolate eating over
something that is the greatest mystery
of all time 🙁 lol
Yeah, I’d far rather eat chocolate than think about those things.
you know how good the taste of white chocolate even thoung it actually doesn’t contain chocolate? …well, white lie is something like that 😉
I’ll have to remember to tell white chocolate lies then!
Bahahahahaha! No it doesn’t!
No, and I learned my lesson! Well at least until next time.
The average bus rider in New York City weighs forty pounds more than in 1965.
That’s your Wombania reverse side of the world fun fact for today!
Maybe they’re all carrying 40 pounds of chocolate!
All males should know the answer to that is always no!
If I said no to everything, it’d probably be safer!
OMG Winky! That was harsh!!!
I’m sorry!! I was chocolate deprived!
I’m sorry Winky but you really should have known better than answering her like that.
I guess I should have, but I think Twink’s fat is cute!
Then maybe that’s what you should have said, instead of telling her that her fat makes her look fat. 😛
It’s probably too late to tell her that now, though. And I don’t want to get bopped again!
I’d wear any sort of magical clothing, even if it’s a bow that makes me look fat.
You have a magic bow??
you know how good the taste of white chocolate even thoung it actually doesn’t contain chocolate? …well, white lie is something like that 😉
Okay, then I’ll have to remember to tell white chocolate lies!