How to Lose Weight Fast
You can’t lose weight any faster than at the speed of light.
(This comic strip was previously published on July 14, 2011.)
You can’t lose weight any faster than at the speed of light.
(This comic strip was previously published on July 14, 2011.)
LOL ☺
Don’t worry Winky,
I have brought you a
yummy snack for
after your backwards
run, I might even
join you later ?
Oh that’s good because I’m exhausted! Running’s hard work!
Winky, I bags the treadmill after you.
Okay, you can have it! I’m tired.
Hahaha. Put the treadmill in a truck that’s going backwards and you can make some serious progress fast!
Really? Well maybe that’d work better.
Winky’s really smart. He’s almost as big a scientific genius as Binky.
Well not according to Binky!
So that is why I don’t lose weight. I’ll be sure to give this method a try next time I hit the gym.
It hasn’t really worked for me yet, but I haven’t tried it very long.
Well this explains so very much. Bwahahahahaha.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
It seemed like a good explanation to me.
That sounds like a good idea! 😉
Thanks! I hope it works.
That’s very clever of you, Winky!
I have some chocolate pancakes for you when you’re done with your run!
Oh boy! I’ll run a lot faster for those!
It’s known as The Einstein diet.
You lose weight and get smarter at the same time!
Eat=4meals-squared.
That’s an equation I can live by!
Binky’s words carry a lot of weight.
Probably not as much weight as my feet, though!
Winky, just lie down. It’s easier!
That would be a lot less tiring!
Weight loss physics!
Maybe I’m smarter than I think!
That makes sense!!
So to lose my weight, I have to move slowly
Maybe you could do a turtle walk! Though your turtles move pretty fast sometimes.
So..I’ve been doing it all wrong??!! I should be slower…like my inner sloth! Thank you!! 😉
Slow is my favorite speed! Well, okay, it’s my only speed, really.
That’s a new tactic I’ll try at the gym next time.
You can tell me if it works. I don’t think it has for me.