Kite Tail Tale
The tale of the kite tail is one that every little kite should know.
(This comic strip was previously published on April 26, 2010.)
Our friend Doron found Fraz in Paris and was able to get him to pose by the Eiffel Tower for a painting. To find out why Fraz made the trip to France, you’ll have to read Doron’s Fraz in Paris post on his art blog.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
Obi-Wan KeWinky is our only hope.
That’s how my tale begins.
Nice one Dave 🙂
I like that one! I always wanted to be a hero!
The downside to the story is that eventually your student who has turned to the dark chocolate side kills you. But you get to live on as a Jedi ghost and hang out with Jedi ghost Yoda.
Yoda is played by Fraz.
Your student is played by Bryan Cranston.
Well I don’t really like that ending! Maybe I can just get injured, and the Jedi ghost takes me to Fraz Yoda, and we get to eat all the dark matter chocolate in space!
You’ll have to talk to Walt Disney and see if he will consider changing the ending.
I will. I don’t want to die for a movie!
The only way to talk to Walt is to die because he is already dead. Oh, I just remembered, you don’t have to really die. It’s just pretend. You know, like when a opossum does it.
Well I guess I could pretend to die for a movie. As long as it’s not permanent.
Hilarious Peter, thanks for yet another giggle I really like this one my great friend 🙂 I think the stories that Winky would tell would leave the kite feeling rather hungry 🙂
Have a brilliant Thursday Peter 🙂
Thanks, Andro. Yes, I think you’re right. That poor kite would probably be starving after one of Winky’s tales.
I like Doron’s impression of Fraz in Paris 🙂
Fraz is very lucky to have such talented friends that constantly give him things.
Oh my, I was glad Fraz didn’t produce a cat’s tail 😯
Or cat Zoe has a cat’s tail. I don’t think she’d let me borrow her tail.
So what happened next with the big kite & little kite??? The suspense is killing me
I don’t know! I didn’t get a chance to make up the rest of the story. Let’s see. . . The big kite and the little kite flew off to a tropical island and lived happily ever after. The end.
Tada!!!! Happily ever after is always the best ending. It’s morning here now & thankfully I will be able to sleep tonight unlike last night, a restless sleepless night of wondering what happened to big & Little kite
Well I’m glad you’ll be able to sleep tonight! I didn’t mean to keep you awake. Maybe I’ll make this into a bedtime story. The Tail of Two Kites.
ah, Winky, glad I popped in to hear the end of the Tail of Two Kites… Tropical Island? Oooo, can I come too? Sigh!! 😀 x..
Sure you can join us! We’ve got enough chocolate and coconut for everyone!
Ah, a tale not told, Winky, now I’m held in a state of suspense, like Tony, what happens next? … But glad the proper tail was found to fly that kite high… Yaay!! xPenx
You can read the rest of the story right up there ^ in the comment to Tony. I think our kite was happier with the bigger tail and it flew higher, too.
Most men do better with a little tail too bwahahahahahahh
I didn’t know humans had tails.
Bwahahahahahahaha. The English language can be very difficult at times.
Have a fabulous day. 🙂
Don’t I know it!
Wait, he’s not finished with his story yet. 😀
Here’s the rest of the story: The big kite and the little kite flew off to a tropical island and lived happily ever after. The end.
I’m waiting for the part when lightening strikes and causes big kite to lose his tail. Then it’s up to lil’ kite to save him from crashing into a tangling mess amongst the tree branches!
I like your version of the story better! It’s a lot more exciting!
Thanks, Winky. I’m just recalling it as I remember from when I was a wee Wombie :OP
I never knew you were a Wombie!!
Yes, and then somehow I grew into a monkey by age 8. Too many bananas and not enough wine gums I suppose… :O/
Really? I better stay away from bananas then. I kind of like being Wombie.
What about chocolate
coated bananas Winky?
Umm, I think the chocolate would cancel out the banana/monkey effect, so they should be okay! I hope.
Clarification is always good. Enjoying these strips!
Thanks, Mike!
I really, really shouldn’t have googled kite porn.
I don’t think you should have!
That and a good wind
When we got a tail on our kite, it flew really well in the wind!
Glad to hear it. I bet watching it made you hungry too.
I’m dropping you off a plate of chocolate cookies for your night stand.
Night, night
Thanks, Deb! Remember to count cookies if you have trouble getting to sleep!
I tried that, but my mouth kept watering which kept me up swallowing a lot, so I got up and ate some…then I slept. 😉
Warm milk and cookies always puts me to sleep!
I really like Doron’s drawing of Fraz in Paris
I really like Doron’s drawing, too. And so does Fraz.
Hmmmm? – Maybe it is this kind of confusing discussion that would explain that missing plane on the news? W.C.C.
I don’t think our kite had anything to do with that! It doesn’t fly very high.
Maybe he needs heads instead of tails. Flip a coin.
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Maybe I do. I don’t know. Now I’m really confused!
Everyone should see the Eiffel Tower at least once. 🙂
That’s for sure! And have some chocolate pastries in Paris!
It’s always good to know.
Our kite thought so, too!
Uh oh, Gulls hate kites. Kites obstruct their flight path.
Maybe we need an air traffic controller!
It is qite heavy sitting here below.. I wish I had a kite with a tail to move up. Thanks everybody^ up here and good weekend.
You can use our kite! Bur I dunno if it’ll be able to lift you up!
Winky made a good start in his tale. Once upon a time stories are always interesting!
Thanks! They’re my favorite kind!
Huahahah tale and tail, it does quite confusing sometimes 😉
English is always confusing to me. Maybe I should learn another language.
Indonesian is quite easy, wanna try? 😉
Sure! We can start with food words!
Coklat for Chocolate …easy, right? 😉
You’re right, that is easy! And it sounds delicious, too!
I imagine this ending with lightening and more lightening.
That’s a kite’s worst nightmare!
A tale as old as time.
That’s like Chris. He’s older than time!
Oh, please do continue, Winky!
I told Tony above. So here’s the rest of my kite tale:
The big kite and the little kite flew off to a tropical island and lived happily ever after. The end.
Welcome, Fraz!! Paris is amazing but you should feel better in the South. I’m waiting for you! Ahah
The Eiffel tower is great but you have beaches where you are! I like beaches better! I’ll be right over! I love France. It’s full of yummy treats!
LOL!! That was funny!! hehe
Thanks, Shree!