Knock-Knock Joke
Knock-knock jokes have always epitomized the cutting edge in contemporary humor. At least according to some.
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Some Wombats just don’t appreciate the classics.
Binky doesn’t like the chicken who crossed the road or elephant jokes, either!
What about a good Skeleton or Zombie joke? 🙂
I’m not sure. I’ll have to try a Zombie joke on him.
You gotta love a good knock knock joke, Binky!
Actually, I don’t believe that I do.
Here is a good one that you can try out on Chris…
Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Lickamish…
Lickamish Who 🙂
But don’t have him licking your shoes Binky 🙁 lol
I have to say that knock knock jokes do cut the tension in any situation!
And they’re funny, too!
Tough crowd!!!!
Tell me about it!
Knock Knock
Who`s there
Peacan
Peacan Who
Peacan somebody your own size
Haha!!
Now I feel like some pecan pie.
Knock, Knock…
Who’s There?
Amos…
Amos Who?
A…Mosquito
Knock, Knock…
Who’s There?
Helen…
Helen Who?
Hell Another Mosquito…
Knock, Knock…
Who’s There?
Yeta…
Yeta Who?
Yet Another Mosquito 🙂
Now I feel like a mosquito!
And I look like one, too!
hahaha…good one Andro….but I hate Mosquito
Yeah, they can be annoying. They’re like little vampires! Maybe that’s why Andro likes them!
Thank you Kame, and I am not too keen on those Mosquito’s either, unless they are sporting a nice Vampy Cape 🙂
I knew there were vampire bats, so I guess there are vampire mosquitoes, too.
I wonder if there are any Vampire Wombies flying around too? 🙂
I’ve never seen any Vampire Wombies, but that doesn’t mean they’re not around. Maybe I should wear some garlic just in case.
My mommy give me stuff every month so I don’t get bit my one of those nasty things. And she give me another medicine once a month to protect my heart if I did get bit by one…..No one like mosquitoes.
Other than birds and frogs and bats and other things that eat them! No one likes to get bit by them, though, that’s for sure.
I forgot they eat them.
Well those mosquitoes have to be good for something.
Good ones. I hate mosquitos especially when you get a lone mozzie in your bedroom at night & you just hear the Bzzzzz. The it stops & you know it has landed on you somewhere…
The quieter it is, the louder the mosquito is. As bad as mosquitoes are, horseflies are worse.
Binky I didn’t realise you were so highly trained in the english languague. My what big words you use.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Incongruous
Incongruous who?
I don’t know I’m just a wombat who wanted to use a big word
I have a feeling Binky wouldn’t find that knock-knock joke funny, either.
I liked it though Tony 🙂
Me too!
I have a same feeling Wink…but then again,I often don’t understand a word he was saying.
Uncle T knock the nail there 😉
I’m glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t understand Binky!
Everyone’s a critic!
Am I right, or am I right, Winky?!
🙂
You’re definitely right! Especially Binky!
Yes SIG you are definitely right on that one my great friend 🙂
Well you are not always right SIG, but you are never wrong 🙂
That’s like me!
Yes I noticed that Winky 🙂
🙂
Knock Knock jokes don’t often stand up to greater scrutiny!
Finally someone agrees with me!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Wait a minute! Didn’t I already let you in here?!
Illogical!
Exactly!
Gotta love Winky’s expression in the middle panel.
Thanks, Dr. X.
How come you look so important?…Like a doctor or something.
I don’t know, maybe it’s my blue shirt. But if I remind you of your vet doctor, I’m sorry! I promise not to stick you with any needles.
Right after I asked you that I realized that it was my because you looked important like my Vet….I’m glad you won’t stick me like he does though, even though he is making me get better. I like you much better….Can I have some chocolate…Mommy says no every time I want hers.
Real chocolate can be harmful to dogs, so mommy is just trying to protect you. They used to make an imitation chocolate that is safe for dogs. Maybe you can convince mommy to look for it at a pet store.
Hopefully your needles will soon come to an end, and you’ll be well and not have to visit the vet for a very long time.
I’ll ask, but I don’t think I will get a yes…Vet put me on medicine food, and I can only have ice chips for a treat….Yuk!…No fair.
No, We’ll see in the future.
Ice doesn’t sound like the best treat, but after you get all better maybe you can get a real treat!
Poor Winky! I’ll listen to your knock Knock jokes.
I’ll tell you one as soon as I can remember it.
Well, Winky! You got one yet?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Winky!
Winky who?
Winky-I-can’t-remember-any-jokes-at-all!
Well, it’s better than what I would have come up with. 🙂
I think the knock-knock joke should be taught in schools. It’s basic comedy training even children can understand.
I’d like to teach knock-knock jokes in school!
i like knock-knock jokes. i like rockets more.
So you should really like knock knock jokes about rockets!
of corse!!
Now I’ll have to come up with a knock-knock rocket joke!
I hear about a dozen knock-knock jokes a day these days.!
Wow, you’re really lucky!
Exactly! 🙂
Binky should have just said that then!
Don’t worry about it Winky. I tried to be a stand up comedian once but everbody laughed at me so I gave it up. Hang in there.
People laugh at me, too, but not at my jokes!
Oh? Are you sure about that, Wink?
Well I don’t really tell jokes, but that doesn’t stop people laughing at me.
That’s because you are funny.
But I’m not trying to be funny!
I think being a sit down comedian is a better idea Bo, just as long as the jokes are funny enough 🙂
And if the jokes aren’t funny, bring cookies!
and chocolate
Of course!
Don’t forget to bring the pancakes and wine gums just in case the jokes are really boring 🙁
Maybe we should just forget the jokes and have an eating party!
I got my chocolate are ready to munch on….You ready?
I’m always ready to eat!
Haha!…Funny, Bo!
The glasses give him a larger vocabulary.
Joyce
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2012/01/wordless-wednesday-men-can-fix-anything.html
Maybe I should get some glasses.
Fantastic knock knock joke. 🙂
Well I’m glad someone liked it!
loved it -still giggling-. let me know when the baby seal jokes come back around
I’m waiting for food jokes. They’re the best!
Yes like the Seafood joke for diets… When you See Food you eat it, now I know why that joke isn’t told too often… bring on the pancakes and wine gums Winky 🙂
And we can make funny faces on the pancakes with the wine gums!
Great rendering of me in panel 2.
Binky can be hard to understand sometimes!
It’s obvious Winky is no rocket scientist. But it’s also obvious Binky’s no stand-up comic, either!
I’m not a rocket scientist?! Well, I guess I kinda knew that.
I find the best way to learn a new knock knock joke is to walk up to somebody and say “Want a knock knock joke? Okay – you start it”
I think I should try that! Want a knock-knock joke?
Logic can take off joy of life… but it helps to solve many problems. 😉
But logic can’t solve the puzzle of Winky.
this went right over my head
Me too!!
I don’t necessarily like Knock-Knock jokes, but I see that they do serve a purpose sometimes, if only to cut the tension in a situation. 🙂
Or to make me run away.
I like Knock-Knock Joke.
So do I! But a lot of people don’t seem to like them very much.