I still don’t think Chris is going to buy the Lightening Bolt Soap if you’re not going to use it.
You really need to learn some persuasion techniques. First you ask for something big like a jet ski and then when he says no, you ask for a new video game. There is a 68.3% chance he’ll say NO!
I have also brought
you a very large box
of zombie chocolates,
don’t worry they can’t
bite you… But they
have a tendency to
make us want more…
And I always like that
idea don’t you Fraz? 🙂
When my children tried this, I let them. I told them it would lower my grocery bills and allow me more vacations to their favorite places. I am the Mean Momma.
Fraz wants Lightening Bolt Soap!? Since when does he take a bath?
No I wanted a new video game! That’s just where I found Chris.
I still don’t think Chris is going to buy the Lightening Bolt Soap if you’re not going to use it.
You really need to learn some persuasion techniques. First you ask for something big like a jet ski and then when he says no, you ask for a new video game. There is a 68.3% chance he’ll say NO!
Chris always buys soap! He’s like soap crazy.
I tried asking for something big before but it didn’t work. Chris is smarter than he looks sometimes.
Not sure what Fraz is
craving but he will have
to perfect his bargaining
methods 🙁
Never mind Fraz, I have
brought you some triple
choc cookies and they’re
all for you 🙂 Yaaaaaaay
Yeah playing possum only works for possums I guess. I’ll take the cookies though thanks!
And you’re welcome to them too Fraz ☺
Yay! And yummy!
There’s extra wine
gums in my satchel
if you like ☺
I always like wine gums! You know I do!
I have also brought
you a very large box
of zombie chocolates,
don’t worry they can’t
bite you… But they
have a tendency to
make us want more…
And I always like that
idea don’t you Fraz? 🙂
As long as the chocolates aren’t made from zombies! That would be yucky!
Diverting him to the soap aisle didn’t seem to help a bit. 😉
Nothing much helps when Fraz gets in one of his I-gotta-have-it moods.
That strategy never worked.
Yeah it kinda didn’t.
I don’t think that’s going to work, Fraz. If you’re dead, Chris can just forget about buying you anything and get something for himself instead.
I never thought about that. Chris would do that too!
He’s tough when he has to be, is Chris.
And kinda stingy too!
Bwahahahahahahaha. Yes there is that breathing part to work on.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
I couldn’t hold my breath any longer!
I wonder if puppy dog eyes would have worked? 😀
Good idea! I’ll try that next time!
But I’m gonna look like I’m dying to people passing by if I don’t get it!
Yeah but Chris didn’t care and just left me there.
What are you in, the detergent isle?
I guess so. That’s where I found Chris!
I’ve never seen a kid want soap so badly before. Maybe Fraz has very shallow breathing & could need intubation
I didn’t want soap! I wanted a new video game! Chris is the one who always wants soap!
BTW Ignus Frump just wasn’t really doing it for me so some other guys have taken his place…
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I’m happy to see Ed back, Tony.
He’s happy to be back too Peter
I used to pull that when I was a kid. Playing dead CAN get you what you want.
Really? Maybe you can teach me how to do it right then!
Would be just my luck I’d be stuffed into a body bag & suffocate
That would be scary!
Don’t just play possum, you must BE the possum, Fraz!
That’d work better but I’m not sure how to be a possum!
If I click on the ads on your site (and mine) I could find my Asian soul mate.
I thought ads were supposed to match what I search for.
Those secret searches are catching up with you, Dave.
Not even admitting what my ads are…
Probably better that way!
When my children tried this, I let them. I told them it would lower my grocery bills and allow me more vacations to their favorite places. I am the Mean Momma.
Even Chris isn’t that mean!
I’d only play dead if I wanted a coffin.
That’s not what I want!
Peter, you are a master of floor reflection! I like the down shot in the last panel.
Thanks, Denny. But as you know, with 3D software, it really isn’t very hard to do.