I tried that but they said I needed a Level 2 Sword & Crown Brandishing Certificate. Unfortunately Duck Lady Of The Lake is the only qualified certifier in these parts. Looks like I’m destined to be a lowly peasant.
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Be glad you are a wombat!
I guess that’s better than being a human. . .
Evidently there is some fine print that they are not showing us associated with “anything”
Adults are always doing stuff like that!
I agree 馃榾
Yeah never trust an adult.
I totally agree dear
Fine Art and You
Thanks!
They told me I could be King Of The Forest…
Liars!!!
I bet they didn’t even give you a crown!
I had a Plastic Crown but Duck Lady of the Lake took it off me ‘cos I couldn’t pull Scallybar from the Happy Meal Box
I don’t think you should let Duck Lady boss you around like that! Maybe you could get a crown and sword at the Sword & Crown store.
I tried that but they said I needed a Level 2 Sword & Crown Brandishing Certificate. Unfortunately Duck Lady Of The Lake is the only qualified certifier in these parts. Looks like I’m destined to be a lowly peasant.
That sounds like one of those crazy things adults do to make you run around in circles!
Be who you want to be, and you will become it.
As long as it’s not a dinosaur!
I guess he could be those things. Halloween is coming!
Well that’d be better not being a dinosaur at all!