When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse, repeat. If I keep repeating, I will run out of shampoo, have to go to the store to buy more, and then I will find myself repeating until my last breath… which won’t be long if I am not eating and keep washing my hair on repeat!
Winky on Food by Mail: “That sounds like a good diet to me! The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times…” Aug 27, 13:28
David on Food by Mail: “Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat. When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse,…” Aug 27, 13:06
Winky on Food by Mail: “Better instructions and a WAY bigger box!” Aug 27, 12:30
H. Stacy on Food by Mail: “That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!” Aug 27, 11:27
Winky on Food by Mail: “I need to order more food before I starve to death!” Aug 27, 10:07
Winky on Evil Gravity: “I’ll have to ask Binky about the gravity stuff. But if the earth was a big flat round cookie, I…” Aug 24, 15:24
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I’m still waiting for my cookies. I think it’s gonna be a long wait.” Aug 24, 15:21
David on Evil Gravity: “Winky, have you thought about what it would be like if there were no gravity? That’s what the *flat-earthers say.…” Aug 24, 15:20
David on Self Punishment: “That was polite of her to ask. She has poor follow-through, though. Where are your cookies?” Aug 24, 15:17
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I think it’s the perfect punishment!” Aug 24, 14:30
He’s definitely going to lose weight now!
I need to order more food before I starve to death!
That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!
Better instructions and a WAY bigger box!
Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat.
When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse, repeat. If I keep repeating, I will run out of shampoo, have to go to the store to buy more, and then I will find myself repeating until my last breath… which won’t be long if I am not eating and keep washing my hair on repeat!
That sounds like a good diet to me!
The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times or something. Then you wouldn’t have been stuck in the shower all day.
Uh oh! It’s all about portion control, Winky!
That sounds easy, but it’s not!