When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse, repeat. If I keep repeating, I will run out of shampoo, have to go to the store to buy more, and then I will find myself repeating until my last breath… which won’t be long if I am not eating and keep washing my hair on repeat!
Winky on Food by Mail: “That sounds like a good diet to me! The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times…” Aug 27, 13:28
David on Food by Mail: “Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat. When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse,…” Aug 27, 13:06
Winky on Food by Mail: “Better instructions and a WAY bigger box!” Aug 27, 12:30
H. Stacy on Food by Mail: “That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!” Aug 27, 11:27
Winky on Food by Mail: “I need to order more food before I starve to death!” Aug 27, 10:07
Winky on Evil Gravity: “I’ll have to ask Binky about the gravity stuff. But if the earth was a big flat round cookie, I…” Aug 24, 15:24
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I’m still waiting for my cookies. I think it’s gonna be a long wait.” Aug 24, 15:21
David on Evil Gravity: “Winky, have you thought about what it would be like if there were no gravity? That’s what the *flat-earthers say.…” Aug 24, 15:20
He’s definitely going to lose weight now!
I need to order more food before I starve to death!
That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!
Better instructions and a WAY bigger box!
Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat.
When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse, repeat. If I keep repeating, I will run out of shampoo, have to go to the store to buy more, and then I will find myself repeating until my last breath… which won’t be long if I am not eating and keep washing my hair on repeat!
That sounds like a good diet to me!
The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times or something. Then you wouldn’t have been stuck in the shower all day.
I think shampooing so much is why I don’t have hair!
Really?? I better watch how much I wash my fur, then. I don’t think anyone would want to see a hairless Wombie.
Uh oh! It’s all about portion control, Winky!
That sounds easy, but it’s not!