Winky on Food by Mail: “That sounds like a good diet to me! The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times…” Aug 27, 13:28
David on Food by Mail: “Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat. When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse,…” Aug 27, 13:06
Winky on Food by Mail: “Better instructions and a WAY bigger box!” Aug 27, 12:30
H. Stacy on Food by Mail: “That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!” Aug 27, 11:27
Winky on Food by Mail: “I need to order more food before I starve to death!” Aug 27, 10:07
Winky on Evil Gravity: “I’ll have to ask Binky about the gravity stuff. But if the earth was a big flat round cookie, I…” Aug 24, 15:24
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I’m still waiting for my cookies. I think it’s gonna be a long wait.” Aug 24, 15:21
David on Evil Gravity: “Winky, have you thought about what it would be like if there were no gravity? That’s what the *flat-earthers say.…” Aug 24, 15:20
David on Self Punishment: “That was polite of her to ask. She has poor follow-through, though. Where are your cookies?” Aug 24, 15:17
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I think it’s the perfect punishment!” Aug 24, 14:30
Sandee @ Comedy Plus on Self Punishment: “Nice try. That would be good punishment for any infraction. Have a fabulous day and week. 🙂” Aug 24, 14:11
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I’m cookieless! Send help! And cookies!” Aug 24, 12:15
It’s good to be on the winning side!
It is! But I wish I wasn’t also on the losing side.
If you won and you lost, doesn’t that make it a draw?
I guess it might. I’m not good with math.
Don’t go stand on the scale. That’s just a lose/lose situation!
Yeah, no good news there. I avoid scales as much as possible.