Winky on Food by Mail: “That sounds like a good diet to me! The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times…” Aug 27, 13:28
David on Food by Mail: “Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat. When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse,…” Aug 27, 13:06
Winky on Food by Mail: “Better instructions and a WAY bigger box!” Aug 27, 12:30
H. Stacy on Food by Mail: “That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!” Aug 27, 11:27
Winky on Food by Mail: “I need to order more food before I starve to death!” Aug 27, 10:07
Winky on Evil Gravity: “I’ll have to ask Binky about the gravity stuff. But if the earth was a big flat round cookie, I…” Aug 24, 15:24
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I’m still waiting for my cookies. I think it’s gonna be a long wait.” Aug 24, 15:21
David on Evil Gravity: “Winky, have you thought about what it would be like if there were no gravity? That’s what the *flat-earthers say.…” Aug 24, 15:20
David on Self Punishment: “That was polite of her to ask. She has poor follow-through, though. Where are your cookies?” Aug 24, 15:17
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I think it’s the perfect punishment!” Aug 24, 14:30
Sandee @ Comedy Plus on Self Punishment: “Nice try. That would be good punishment for any infraction. Have a fabulous day and week. 🙂” Aug 24, 14:11
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I’m cookieless! Send help! And cookies!” Aug 24, 12:15
Smart move Chris!
You have to be devious around here to get any treats.
The Black and White movie and Tofu should keep everyone away from your chocolate. A brilliant plan!
Both together are an effective Wombie repellent.
Tactics must be taken… snacks get eaten way too fast when children are in the house.
That’s for sure. And when there’s ravenous Wombies around, it’s even worse.
That’s a great idea, except I don’t think my kids would buy it.
Maybe you have some other ‘boring old person’ habit you could use instead.