Bad Brain
Expiration dates are found on many things. Maybe people and animals should be labeled too. It’d be good to know when we should be put out to pasture.
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Ha! That’s some funny stuff!
It’s only funny until your brain goes bad.
Ha, when I was a nipper, I asked my dad why folk in Australia didn’t fall off if the world was round
He told me the centre of the earth was a big magnet and all the folk in Australia wore tackety boots (shoes with little metal studs on the soles) to stop falling off
And I believed him 😳
But what about the wombats and all the other important animals? They don’t wear boots! I think that explanation might not be right.
of course we all wear tacketty boots
You do? No one told me about that!
Ha Ha I think it’s too late for Winky with a comment like that. I couldn’t imagine a cute popular Koala saying something like that.
Now I have a koala inferiority complex!
And an expired brain, too!
Might want to check Winky’s foot for the expiry date while you’re at it Binky. Just in case he’s upside down too!!!
No, my feet are good. You can smell them yourself to make sure.
Thanks for the offer but NO!
Are you implying something about my feet?
Um, No 🙂
Gyahahaha…that’s funny!!
If his brain already expired, can you find the new one, Bink?
I think it might be too late for a brain transplant. We’ll just have to take Winky the way his is.
Then…you have to be VERY patience Bink…as Japanese would say ‘Gambare!!’
I’ll need to get a lot of extra Gambare, then.
What was the expiration date?
I don’t know, Binky wouldn’t tell me. I think he’s lying!
I have been working off fumes for years.
You must be thinking too hard if your brain is fuming.
Be back later….shutting brain down.
But how will you re-start yourself if your brain is shut down? Or maybe that’s what your wife is for.
I wonder where the brain’s expiration date would be stamped… does someone inspect it for freshness before it goes in someone’s noggin?
I don’t know if brains are pre-inspected for freshness, but then I’m probably not the best one to ask.
Maybe he meant the world sometimes feels upside down figuratively. If so, he’s much deeper than we give him credit for.
Yes, yes, that’s what I meant!
I am much deeper than everyone thinks! And I don’t mean just my stomach.
Hahaha…
maybe Winky needs to be turned upside down for that (I’ve moved my brains’ expiration date down to the bottom of my feet to throw everyone off a bit)!
🙂
I refuse to let Binky check my feet, cause he might just find what he’s looking for!
Bwahahahahahahaha. Oh this is so true. I know a few that need to be put out to pasture.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
Hopefully I’m not one of them!
Poor Winky. All you did was ask a question you didn’t know the answer to. But then again…..everything expires. Just saying, just saying.
Can that guy up there lay a sheet of his butt. lol
Yeah, I know. Ask a simple question and your brain goes bad!
If Duncan’s icon doesn’t change soon, we might have to do something drastic!
Tell me about it! I’m scared to fill out those “How long will you live” forms because with my luck, it will tell me I’m already dead.
I see your new commentluv, but it doesn’t luv me. 🙁
Joyce
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2011/08/beyond-limits-of-my-fridge.html
I don’t think I’d want to find out I’m already dead, either! That’s kinda scary.
It doesn’t seem to love anyone’s posts but my own, which it’s not supposed to. I don’t know why it’s not working properly, and there doesn’t seem to be any settings to address the problem.
If he can’t find that, maybe he still has the receipt so he can get a refund or exchange. 🙂
I don’t really think I’d want to exchange my brain. You never know what you might end up with. Maybe a brain from a koala or something!
Something must be wrong, because my brain did not come with an expiration date. The only thing I found was a sticker that says “Sold as is. No refunds.”
I wonder if that’s my problem? My brain could be a second!
I don’t know what’s worse, looking for an expiration date on your brain or actually finding one! It’s ok, Winky, keep asking those questions. It’s the only way to extend the warranty on your gray matter!
I didn’t know I had a warranty. That makes me feel better!
I use to think my brain had gone bad too, but I think it just runs more efficiently now by not thinking as often. Maybe Winky’s brain is like that? I think I have more energy now though for things like sleeping.
I think I’ll have to try that. Not thinking as much, and sleeping more both sound like things I’d really like to do. In fact, I think I’m going to switch my brain off and take a nap right now.
I was going to say something funny but my expiration date just came up.
Tell me your brain hasn’t really expired, Bo!
Maybe not but I think it might be gettin’ close.
Close only counts in. . .something. I forget.
Horshoes, hand grenades, and dancin’.
Right! I was only testing you.
Wait, aren’t there no such thing as dumb questions?
(glad to see your site back up! I am currently experiencing empty categories at my site. Has me baffled)
There are no dumb questions, but there sure are a lot of dumb people asking them.
I tried to add Comment Luv to my site, but it didn’t work properly and may have been causing problems for you.
I hope you can fix whatever is wrong with your site.
Comment Luv has always worked great for me. And Andy, the creator is VERY good about helping fix things that might not be working right. I would try contacting him though a ticket at his site.
Good idea, Will. I never really thought about doing that.
Now that is a good one! A real keeper and I already know several people I am going to pull it on. Thanks!
Well I hope no one takes offense! Even if their brain has gone bad, some people probably would prefer not to know.
Can you check mine while you are there? 🙂
Too many people are letting their brains expire!
Feed your brain so it won’t go bad!