Winky on Food by Mail: “That sounds like a good diet to me! The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times…” Aug 27, 13:28
David on Food by Mail: “Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat. When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse,…” Aug 27, 13:06
Winky on Food by Mail: “Better instructions and a WAY bigger box!” Aug 27, 12:30
H. Stacy on Food by Mail: “That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!” Aug 27, 11:27
Winky on Food by Mail: “I need to order more food before I starve to death!” Aug 27, 10:07
Winky on Evil Gravity: “I’ll have to ask Binky about the gravity stuff. But if the earth was a big flat round cookie, I…” Aug 24, 15:24
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I’m still waiting for my cookies. I think it’s gonna be a long wait.” Aug 24, 15:21
David on Evil Gravity: “Winky, have you thought about what it would be like if there were no gravity? That’s what the *flat-earthers say.…” Aug 24, 15:20
David on Self Punishment: “That was polite of her to ask. She has poor follow-through, though. Where are your cookies?” Aug 24, 15:17
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I think it’s the perfect punishment!” Aug 24, 14:30
So, what’s your first tattoo going to be?
A chocolate bar.
Would one really big one work?
It might. I didn’t ask.
On both arms?
I don’t know. Maybe I’ll just get some tattoo decals.
Don’t shave!
I won’t!
Well there is a reason I thought I would never hear, but I did.
Have a fabulous day. 🙂
I didn’t think I’d hear it either!
He should’ve said he’s got lots but they’re covered with fur.
I wonder if it’s too late to go back and tell them that.
He doesn’t need that job. He has you to take care of him.
But I’d like to have some money to buy more chocolate!
If you hadn’t eaten all your chocolate maybe
you could have bribed him… shhhhhhhh 😲 😃
Maybe. But I don’t know if it would’ve been worth it.
That’s a new one!
It was to me!