Food by Mail
There’s never enough food on a diet.
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A Wombie's view of the world, updated Mondays and Thursdays
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on Kidnapped Nature: “Bwahahahahahahaha. The nerve. Have a fabulous day and week, my friend. 🙂” Sep 14, 10:51
on Baking Blueprints: “Well, that’s wild wombats, not Wombies. But it’s square so that it won’t roll away when they mark their territory…” Sep 10, 09:08
He’s definitely going to lose weight now!
I need to order more food before I starve to death!
That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!
Better instructions and a WAY bigger box!
Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat.
When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse, repeat. If I keep repeating, I will run out of shampoo, have to go to the store to buy more, and then I will find myself repeating until my last breath… which won’t be long if I am not eating and keep washing my hair on repeat!
That sounds like a good diet to me!
The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times or something. Then you wouldn’t have been stuck in the shower all day.
I think shampooing so much is why I don’t have hair!
Really?? I better watch how much I wash my fur, then. I don’t think anyone would want to see a hairless Wombie.
Uh oh! It’s all about portion control, Winky!
That sounds easy, but it’s not!