I buy every once in a blue moon. Never had any luck with the ‘lucky numbers’ either, lol. Of course, I usually only play when it’s a bazillion dollar prize which means my odds are even less, lol. Somebody’s gotta win it, might as well be one of us! Think of all the chocolate and gum wines you could buy!
Winky on Food by Mail: “That sounds like a good diet to me! The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times…” Aug 27, 13:28
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Winky on Food by Mail: “Better instructions and a WAY bigger box!” Aug 27, 12:30
H. Stacy on Food by Mail: “That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!” Aug 27, 11:27
Winky on Food by Mail: “I need to order more food before I starve to death!” Aug 27, 10:07
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Fraz on Self Punishment: “I’m still waiting for my cookies. I think it’s gonna be a long wait.” Aug 24, 15:21
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Chocolate can help with that!
Chocolate helps with everything!
David is right about the chocolate. You made me laugh out loud.
Have a fabulous day and week. 🙂
Glad you liked it, Sandee.
The betrayal is even worse when one realizes that the money Winky has spent on the lottery would have bought a lot of chocolate bars.
What?? I never thought of that!
I’ve never won. . . probably because I’ve never played.
You can’t win if you don’t play!
I guess you can’t lose, either.
I buy every once in a blue moon. Never had any luck with the ‘lucky numbers’ either, lol. Of course, I usually only play when it’s a bazillion dollar prize which means my odds are even less, lol. Somebody’s gotta win it, might as well be one of us! Think of all the chocolate and gum wines you could buy!
Lucky numbers don’t seem to work. If I won one of those crazy, big prizes, I could buy a whole chocolate factory!
Oh, Winky, I think you should find a better place to put your trust. 🙂
Yeah. I guess any place would be better than a lotto ticket.