My wife says the same thing to me. But I don’t like to break, I mean fix things. I’d rather outsource those tasks so I can go back to the couch and eat chocolate and bark orders at my children… jk about most of that.
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Bwahahahahahahaha. It helps if you know how to fix things.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
Yeah, I guess it would.
Yeah, that’s the answer! 😉
But I like fixing things!
Poor Winky. Sadly I can relate.
Sometimes it’s hard to fix things right.
My wife says the same thing to me. But I don’t like to break, I mean fix things. I’d rather outsource those tasks so I can go back to the couch and eat chocolate and bark orders at my children… jk about most of that.
You could hire me to fix your things! I work for chocolate.
A fix can be worse than the original damage.
You must have seen some of my work.
lol, ain’t it the truth. I feel that way about my cooking. I wish someone would say I don’t have to do it anymore. 😉
Maybe I could do the cooking, and you could do the fixing!
Some people should have to get a license to use a toolbox.
But I probably couldn’t get a license!
I guess you can’t fix everything, Winky!…but you can sure make some good chocolate!
Yeah, no one complains about my chocolate!
Well if everything is broken you need to keep on fixing Winky. What part of the word “Fix” doesn’t Chris understand???
You’re right! Maybe I should go explain things to Chris.
Humans can be so difficult to deal with. Just keep fixing & don’t tell him. Then it will be a nice surprise for him.
That’s probably a better idea. I bet I can get in lots of fixing before Chris notices.
Fixing and breaking, such a fine line.
It sure is.
Isn’t that Multitasking?
The only multitasking I can do is multi-eating.
A not very handyman. Oh dear.
I’d like to think I’m pretty handy. It’s just sometimes things go wrong.
At least he’s trying, very trying
as it happens but he means well 🙂 lol
Sometimes it’s just not worth trying to help.
I know, let’s have
some more chocolate
and think about
getting more when
we have eaten it.
Now that’s a good
plan Winky 🙂
That’s the kind of plan I can sink my teeth into!
I’m just wondering what
he has in that huge toolbox,
I bet it’s full of chocolates
and wine gums 🙂 Yaaaaay
I had some tools in there, too! And a lot of chocolate and wine gums.
You think of everything you do Winky 🙂
Sometimes I do! Well at least I try to.
Ahh, don’t be sad, Winky. You get an A for trying!
Really? I hope that comes with a chocolate star!
If it is not broken, how can you fix it???
Sometimes they’re more broken after I fix them.