Winky on Food by Mail: “That sounds like a good diet to me! The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times…” Aug 27, 13:28
David on Food by Mail: “Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat. When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse,…” Aug 27, 13:06
Winky on Food by Mail: “Better instructions and a WAY bigger box!” Aug 27, 12:30
H. Stacy on Food by Mail: “That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!” Aug 27, 11:27
Winky on Food by Mail: “I need to order more food before I starve to death!” Aug 27, 10:07
Winky on Evil Gravity: “I’ll have to ask Binky about the gravity stuff. But if the earth was a big flat round cookie, I…” Aug 24, 15:24
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I’m still waiting for my cookies. I think it’s gonna be a long wait.” Aug 24, 15:21
David on Evil Gravity: “Winky, have you thought about what it would be like if there were no gravity? That’s what the *flat-earthers say.…” Aug 24, 15:20
David on Self Punishment: “That was polite of her to ask. She has poor follow-through, though. Where are your cookies?” Aug 24, 15:17
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I think it’s the perfect punishment!” Aug 24, 14:30
Sandee @ Comedy Plus on Self Punishment: “Nice try. That would be good punishment for any infraction. Have a fabulous day and week. 🙂” Aug 24, 14:11
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I’m cookieless! Send help! And cookies!” Aug 24, 12:15
Bwahahahahahahaha. No that won’t help you with your passwords.
Have a fabulous day. 🙂
Well I was hoping.
I was quite disappointed in my memory foam mattress. It NEVER remembered anything I told it and it wasn’t even very comfortable.
That does sound pretty disappointing! I guess there’s no point in getting one, then.
I think you’re thinking of Modafinil Foam. That will help you remember your passwords.
The mattress store didn’t seem to have that.
That would be nice.
I think someone should work on that!
Omg, if it does, then I need one!
I know I could sure use a memory boost!
I dunno. I need a spreadsheet for my passwords…
Maybe you could use memory foam sheets for your bed?
No but you will have
a great sleep on that
memory foam…
Maybe you will be snoring
away so loudly that we can
sneak in and find your choc
stash, we know you have one
somewhere Winky 😆
I want a good sleep, but I don’t think I want to sleep good enough so that you can steal my hidden goodies!
Not that I’m saying I have any hidden chocolate!
I think maybe Binky does, though.
It doesn’t. I tried. Then I wrote the passwords on the mattress. Sorta helped.
That’s probably what I should do.
Maybe not, but you’ll be quite comfortable when you try!
If I’m going to forget, I might as well be comfortable!
Hahahaha
That would be an easy password to remember.