Ultimate Shopper
It takes a lot of work–and shopping skills–to be the ultimate consumer.
Wombania the Comic Strip
A Wombie's view of the world, updated Mondays and Thursdays
Latest Comments
on Cluttering: “Bwahahahahahahahaha. Perfect. Have a fabulous day and week, my friend. š” Apr 13, 11:07
on Boring TV: “I’m surprised Fraz’s attention span made it through that conversation!” Apr 10, 11:17
on Boring TV: “Maybe, but the stuff Chris watches has hardly any explosions! Just a lot of bla bla bla talking.” Apr 9, 13:08
Discussion (51) ¬
Attaboy Fraz, like that picnic basket š
Good morning Loon
you got first prize again…
Wow how do you do
that all of the time? :0)
Andro xxx
Maybe you and Loon can go on a picnic to eat Loon’s first place chocolate trophy!
Now that’s an excellent idea Fraz, and hey why not join us, there is always plenty of chocolate to go round š
Sure! I like picnics! Especially when there’s chocolate!
I like going on picnics!
Yes me too š
How about we
have a beach
picnic this summer,
and as we are
talking about picnics,
shall we strengthen
the Zombie traps?
It could be a wise
move don’t you think? š
We should have a big picnic party! And we could even go treasure hunting on the beach too!
To be the ultimate consumer you need at least two shopping carts! Keep going Fraz, you’re almost there!
Really? OK next time I will get two carts then!
Way to go Fraz
that showed him
for sure š
Yeah Chris knows I’m serious about shopping now!
So do I Fraz, and
why not, shopping
is good for a lot of
reasons š Mind you
getting lots of cool
stuff is the main one,
and the treats š
I like getting cool stuff! It’s cool! And treats are good too!
You certainly filled that
trolley out for this sketch
Peter, and thank you for
all the wicked entertainment
my great friend :0)
Thanks, Andro. It definitely took some effort to assemble all those props together in one scene.
I don’t know how you manage it
but I am very pleased that you go
the whole mile š It’s a fun place
to frequent and on many levels š
The Wombies and fans like you are to thank for most of that, Andro. I’m glad you enjoy it here.
Ultimate shopper, ultimate shopper, Fraz is just the ultimate shopper. Watch him push the trolley ’round, up the aisle & then back down.
[Sing it to a strong heavy metal beat]
I must be famous if you wrote a song about me!
The economy is in debt to your debt.
Does that mean the economy will pay me?
Chris will never pay for all that!
Maybe he won’t know if I use his credit card!
I’m concerned what Fraz might do with that Ax Hahaha
I just need to chop some firewood when I go camping!
It sure does and he’s doing a great job too.
Have a fabulous day. š
I’m a good shopper!
Fraz, you need to watch “The Story of Stuff.”
Will it tell me how to buy more stuff?
I tried that with my Star Wars collection. Thing is, you can never finish a collection if they keep making new things all the time!
They want us to keep buying forever. And many of us do.
And you’re doing a fine job! Be sure to overspend on your credit cards.
I’ll charge as much as I can on Chris’s credit cards!
There’s a consumer born every minute!
But none as good as me!
Maybe that’s what my daughter was up to.
She sounds like a good shopper like me!
Clearly another victim of the JAWS of Costco – ‘We’re gonna need a bigger CART”! W.C.C.
Maybe next time I can use a pickup truck!
Fraz I’ll share this one joke by K. Miles “They tell us to be happy with what we have. But that means Iād be even happier if I had even more of it”.
So go ahead and be happier.
That sounds just like me!
Love Chris’s look in the first panel. “What the hey?”
Your close up in the final panel brings the gag home.
Perfect!
Thanks, Pam. I guess I could have gone closer in the last panel, but I didn’t think of it at the time.
I think you’re on your way, Fraz! Good job!
I tried really hard!
Fraz, I am fairly certain my children took that class with you.
Our generation likes cool stuff and we need to buy it!
Poor Chris
Yeah he’s not a very good shopper.