Winky on Food by Mail: “That sounds like a good diet to me! The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times…” Aug 27, 13:28
David on Food by Mail: “Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat. When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse,…” Aug 27, 13:06
Winky on Food by Mail: “Better instructions and a WAY bigger box!” Aug 27, 12:30
H. Stacy on Food by Mail: “That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!” Aug 27, 11:27
Winky on Food by Mail: “I need to order more food before I starve to death!” Aug 27, 10:07
Winky on Evil Gravity: “I’ll have to ask Binky about the gravity stuff. But if the earth was a big flat round cookie, I…” Aug 24, 15:24
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I’m still waiting for my cookies. I think it’s gonna be a long wait.” Aug 24, 15:21
David on Evil Gravity: “Winky, have you thought about what it would be like if there were no gravity? That’s what the *flat-earthers say.…” Aug 24, 15:20
“On the Internet, nobody knows you’re really a dog!” Or a wombie, in this case.
Also, what would be his superhero name? Super Omega? Kind of geeky for him…
Winky’s super hero alter ego is Super Stupid. Which proves it’s oftentimes difficult to overcome your natural tendencies.
Man you go on and live your dream. And don’t let no Wombie stand in yor way.
Everyone needs room to breathe and to dream. Be all the Wombie you can be!
ah yes, it reminds me of the song “Santa Monica” by Savage Garden. this one is really cute.
That is pretty appropriate, Daniel. Though I don’t think Winky dreams of being a supermodel. But then again, who knows?