Food by Mail
There’s never enough food on a diet.
Wombania the Comic Strip
A Wombie's view of the world, updated Mondays and Thursdays
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on Food by Mail: “That sounds like a good diet to me! The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times…” Aug 27, 13:28
on Food by Mail: “Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat. When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse,…” Aug 27, 13:06
on Food by Mail: “That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!” Aug 27, 11:27
on Self Punishment: “I’m still waiting for my cookies. I think it’s gonna be a long wait.” Aug 24, 15:21
on Self Punishment: “Nice try. That would be good punishment for any infraction. Have a fabulous day and week. 🙂” Aug 24, 14:11
He’s definitely going to lose weight now!
I need to order more food before I starve to death!
That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!
Better instructions and a WAY bigger box!
Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat.
When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse, repeat. If I keep repeating, I will run out of shampoo, have to go to the store to buy more, and then I will find myself repeating until my last breath… which won’t be long if I am not eating and keep washing my hair on repeat!
That sounds like a good diet to me!
The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times or something. Then you wouldn’t have been stuck in the shower all day.