Tofu Toad Food
Not everyone likes tofu, but even fewer like toad food.
(This comic strip was previously published on May 25, 2009.)
Fraz has always wanted to go into space like Binky, and Androgoth gave him his wish. Fraz was happier than a Wombie on a wine gum! You can see Androgoth’s original drawing of Fraz in Space over at his My Gothic Realm blog, but only if he’ll let you enter.
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OMG yes Tofu is toad food it is it is…in fact aliens drop extra tofu from outer space to torture us …
Fraz poor baby..is going through so much ..thank god he has DEB,ANDRO,CAT Genie, Island, Rocket,Chocolates, Wine gums to beat the stress..
Yeah, poor me! Twink is always making me eat yucky things! Luckily I have some good friends that give me stuff, though!
It’s all in the preparation – love tofu in some (but not all) chinese dishes
I love tofu in things I won’t be eating!
Yes me too Fraz 🙂
That’s because were twins!
We sure are Fraz here have another pancake while we think of where to go next 🙂
I’m with you boys, tofu should be for toads 🙄
I think all the toads might rebel, though!
Toads are smart enough to eat meat.
Red.
Well I hope they don’t eat us!
I think you weigh too much to stick to their tongues.
Red.
Unless it’s like one of those monster toads I’ve see in horror movies!
We have to go to my island and the pirate pizza beach beach party, Andro!
Hey Fraz I am a little later visiting here this evening so I hope that the wicked Pizza Beach Party has not started yet? 🙁
It did start, but it wasn’t nearly as much fun without you!
Hey I enjoyed all the pizza’s and so many different toppings too, the other good thing was that the zombies didn’t get loose 🙂
That’s always a good thing! Zombies can be such a pain!
I’m afraid to ask how Winky knows Fraz likes toad
No, I said Fraz kind of looks like a toad.
Eeew, I don’t see Twink eating it either.
Tofu is both healthy and good, if you cook it right.
I still don’t see you eating it.
Tofu stir fry, tofu burgers, tofu lasagna. . .
I want to see you put it in your mouth.
Well!
Lol
I was just teasing you, Twink! You’re a sweetie, and a wonderful caretaker of all the Wombies! 🙂
Okay, Deb. You did give me my beautiful cabin and pancake maker, after all!
You should let that pancake maker run off a bunch of pancakes for Winky and Fraz so you can stroll the beach. 🙂
I should put it on automatic and see if they can keep up with its output for the weekend!
Hey Twink I am really hungry this weekend so I hope that your Pancake making machine is ready to fire out plenty of yummy pancakes? 🙂
I set the pancake maker on Full Speed Auto. That should keep you boy busy eating. I hope.
I’m taking a TV break and need a pancake, Twink, can I have a chocolate one please?
Of course! Take some extra ones for your hubby, too. And some bone flavored ones for Cassie and Cici.
That’s just like you, Twink…always taken care of everyone. No you take a break and enjoy your beach house.
I think I will! I’m going to spend the entire week there. And maybe even get some painting done.
A painting, how nice Twink. I think you’ll really enjoy that for a change….what a great idea!! 😉
I’ve been watching you paint so many lately that I’m getting antsy to create.
Nah, don’t be shy. How about a nice beach painting, or a painting of yourself. Maybe one of the other Wombies, or maybe a nature scene?
I think I’ll paint them all!
I can’t blame you for that, Twink. I want to paint everything I see, and just don’t have enough hours in the day to do it. I guess us artists will just have to do one at a time.
Here’s some fresh cut daisies to put in your beach house to brighten things up. 🙂
How sweet! Thank you, Deb! There never seems to be enough hours in the day, does there? We just have to paint as much as we can and be satisfied with that.
You’re welcome Twink. Now you enjoy your flowers and take your time painting…just relax. 🙂
Relaxing and painting. I could get used to that.
Hey I saw your self portrait over at Deb’s Space and you’ve done a wicked job of it for sure 🙂 Well done Twink 🙂
Thanks, Andro!
Andro’s painting of Fraz is awesome! 🙂
Yeah, it is! And I got to go into space, too!
What did you do out there, Fraz?!
I had fun!! And I almost got hit by a meteor, too!
You Look awesome in space Frazzy 🙂
Andro did such awesome artwork –
🙂
Hope u didn’t get hit with Tofu meteors Out there – 🙂 xo
I think they might have been dark space chocolate meteors. But I’m not sure. I didn’t get to taste them.
Can You imagine Frazzzy – If meteors were made of your favourite foods ?
That would be crazy – spameteors? 🙂 🙂
what about shooting stars – they would leave a lovely trail of chocolate 🙂
Have a great Night wombies 🙂 xx
Yes but what would Uranus taste like, nooooooo not yours I mean in general? 🙁
LOL !!!!!!!!! Uranus would be – umm i think i need to read about the myths before i would make a choice ….:)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranus_(mythology)
lol ,………..:) great art andro and great comic peter 🙂
have a brilliant night guys and wombies 🙂
So Uranus is named after the sky? I guess it would taste blue, then.
Thanks, Cat!
Thank you Cat, hey are you enjoying your evening? 🙂
Meatball meteors! And wine gum meteors! And pancake meteors! Space would be a very yummy place!
And shooting stars would leave a trail of sparkly sprinkles!
I like That 🙂 It’s a lovely universe To Imagine 🙂
Especially when it’s full of yummy treats!
Wine Gum Asteroids, Black Holes (Full of Chocolate), Large Milky ways, of the chocolate kind of course, Shooting Pancake Stars, Cosmic Pizzas, Galaxy Chocolates, and lots more Space related yummys 🙂
Andro – sounds deeelish 🙂
Sounds like a painting Andro !!!!!!!!!! seriously ————- i loved ur pink martians – ur a talent my friend ——–
🙂 i just ordered chinese food …… i don’t think wombies like chinese food …lol
and btw – b+w scary movies are amazing – it was like a whole education – Creature with the atom brain and another one …….
geesh – i went to bed at 3 am . rec- cuping !!!!!!!!!!!!if you know any other b+w movies that are of the time of the 50’s or 6o’s let me know —– 🙂
Ciao Meow xx
You are very kind Cat
and thank you for your
lovely thoughts on my
Zany to Crazy Nudist
Martian Art 🙂 lol
I think that I will give
you a few pancakes with
fudge yummy topping 🙂
Have a gorgeous weekend
Cat and enjoy your chinky 🙂
Androgoth XXx
There are all those Werewolf, Mummy, Dracula and many others of the same genre to have fun watching, maybe from behind a pillow on some of them as even though they are rather old, they still hold that creeped out factor on some of them 🙂 I will have to do a posting on this sometime Cat 🙂 Have a fun evening with the b & w creepy movies and enjoy your Chinese too 🙂
Androgoth XXx
Binky better get his rocket ready soon. There are too many yummy things out there in space waiting for us to eat them!
Did you see Creature of the Black Lagoon? That’s a real classic. The one that scared me the most when I saw it as a kid was The Brain Eaters. Parasites crawl into your ear and eat your brain!
Thank you for your lind thoughts Deb 🙂
You are most welcome, my friend! 🙂
Thank you Deb 🙂
I would think they’d want it MORE if it was toad food… 🙂
Yeah, I think I’d rather have the toad food!
It has to taste better than tofu.
Red.
I think so. But I still don’t know what toads eat so I’m not sure.
Toads eat bugs and fish eggs.
Red.
Eeww! That sounds worse than tofu!
But they do not *taste* like bugs and fish eggs (even if fish eggs are seriously yum!). They take a lot like light fish or chicken.
Red.
I think I’ll just stick to chocolate and wine gums and Spam.
Either that or it’s ‘food’ made from toads!
😉
Just kidding – it’s not really that bad, but I still like to make fun of it. For something to do, you know. 🙂
Tofu might taste better if it was made from toads!
Or made just for toads 🙂
That would be even better!
Poor toads, though.
I agree toadally 🙂
Toadally rad!
🙂
Green tofu? Urgh!!!!
You could add food coloring to make it blue!
If we add Red Bull it might give it wings and then we can watch it fly off 🙂
Flying tofu? That could be dangerous!
As long as we don’t have to eat it I don’t mind 🙂
As long as it doesn’t attack us!
Great job on the pic Androgoth. People are showing their talents here that I never knew about.
Most people have some artistic talent if they’re willing to try.
Thank you for adding this one Peter, I know that I have said this before but my drawings certainly look much better on your Space than thet do on mine 🙂
Perhaps because here they’re surrounded by Wombie joy! Rocket Fraz looks like he’s having the time of his life.
I agree with you there and he is hanging on by the skin of his fangs too, way to go Fraz 🙂
Luckily I have long claws! And Vampy fangs!
Yes I can draw them even longer for those Space adventures, we don’t want you to fall off in mid flight 🙁
Maybe you should give me a parachute next time. And a seatbelt!
I think a cockpit would work better 🙂
That would be even better! But maybe not so much fun.
I could probably draw tofu 🙄
With fangs, Androgoth 🙂
Fanged tofu might take revenge on us all.
Yes and those long sharpened fingernails could scare anyone away Peter 🙁
I’m going to hide in the basement!
And a big one, don’t forget the big one Loon, Yes the cape, what else would I have meant, sheesh 🙂 😉 lol
That would make for a scary dish…
Red.
hey get that easel out and start painting Loon 🙂
I cannot say anything…I have only drawn with my Wombies once…but I have one I am working on now…
Red.
Yay, I hope it’s me!
I think you may be surprised!!
Red.
Well it wasn’t me, but it was nice to see my cousins Bruno and Claret again.
Little V told me on the way home she wants to buy you a rocket like the one in your drawing from Andro.
Red.
That’s really nice of Little V! Maybe we could go on a rocket ride to the moon!
She wants to take you and Bruno and Jack Skellington to the moon. She has a penchant for horror characters as well.
Red.
That sounds like fun! But that Jack guy is a bit scary! But I’m not scared of him. Not too much.
You do not have to be afraid of him! He wanted to share Christmas and give gifts to everyone!
Red.
Okay. I guess he’s nicer than he looks, then!
Thank you Bearman I am trying, in fact very trying some would say 🙁 lol
Bwahahahahahaha. I don’t want any toad food either. Or tofu as well.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
Yeah, me too! I want chocolate!
Chocolate meteors In space 🙂 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANDRO ANDRO
my fave of yours ————- 🙂
Love and rockets xo
Cat 🙂
Thank you Cat, here have a pancake with freshly squeezed orange on top, a little sprinkling of sugar and a few cherries for added colour 🙂
Thank You 🙂 I will have that pancake
🙂 🙂 🙂 lol ……….
do u remember that band “Love and rockets ”
i used to love them ……….
Have a sugary night —————– 🙂 !!!!!
No, but I like the Rockets part.
I’ve never heard of them before either but I bet they had fun with the Rockets, actually they probably had fun with Love too but that’s another story 😉 lol Glad you enjoyed the pancake Cat 🙂
Love and Rockets – awesome band – or they were 🙂 this was their most pop song – i think ? 🙂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd0byGIdBFI&feature=fvwrel
have an awesome pancake night 🙂
Yes an interesting sound Cat
and ‘So Alive’ toooooooooooo
Thank you for the link 🙂 🙂
Have fun now and enjoy your meal 🙂
Androgoth XXx
I must have missed them. They don’t seem familiar to me at all.
Hey I forgot to add the kisses xxx 🙂
Muah Back !!!!!
Right back at you Cat 😉
Muah again ….
Can’t wait to meet Jen -!!!!llook at this ——– holy tomatoes people are soooooo into zombies lately – the toys and stuff out there is flooding the net …..
here is a plush one 🙂 lol
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA0R90675661&nm_mc=OTC-Froogle8&cm_mmc=OTC-Froogle8-_-Toys+-+Plushed+++Stuffed-_-Mezco-_-9SIA0R90675661
Hey not badly priced at just $15.99 🙂 I think that everyone should own one though maybe red jeans instead of blue would look better? 🙂
Stylish ! zombies with style ———
can you imagine them all decked out ……. lol ………………
🙂 have a great night guys girls and wombies 🙂 xx
love love and more love
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
out like a light ! zonk xx
C
Tofu sounds a bit like toffee, and if it was then I would be enjoying the taste 🙂
Yeah, toffee lasagna sounds pretty good!
With marshmallow creme instead of cheese.
Red.
Maybe you can give Twink the recipe?
I am sure I can. I am one of the only pastry chefs you know with Italian heritage…
Red.
Someone else around here has Italian heritage, but we don’t talk about him much.
Hmm. Would that be the one we do not talk about much?
Red.
Yeah, that’s him! We let him out of the basement once in a while,
I want toasted marshmellows next 🙂
With some chocolate toffee!
How about chocolate fudge pancakes with disguised tofu flavouring, a sort of wine gum and marshmellow flavour kind of thing? 🙂
Okay, but without the tofu stuff!
Definitely without the tofu stuff 🙁
Then it should be really yummy!
I don’t want any toad food either but I will take a good mess of frog legs.
What would you do with them?
Fry them and eat them. Mighty tasty. Us Rednecks eat things like frog legs and crawfish, etc.
I hope you don’t eat Wombies!!
I’ve never tasted Crawfish
before is it wickedly nice Bo? 🙂
I have eaten more than your body weight in crawfish. They are scrumptious. That is a hometown treat for me.
However, I am a Coonass, not a Redneck.
Red.
I like the Coonass imagery best, oh and a plate of Crawfish for me too if you don’t mind Red? 🙂
Complete with onions, potatoes, garlic and lemon. Mmm. Making me hungry…and homesick!
Red.
I’d much rather have toad food than tofu. 😀
So would I. I think. What do toads eat, anyway?
Ribbit stew?
I’m not sure I want to know what’s in that!
It’s got ribs and its in it Fraz 🙂
Whose ribs??
A Rib type of rib but not sure if the stew would taste nice after it, but a Ribbit in one piece might work? 🙂
I think Binky has some rivets in his lab. But I don’t think I’d want to eat them.
That is a riveting thought Fraz 🙂
And a mite tough on the teeth…
Red.
We Wombies can chew through anything!
Tofu!? Give me the toad please. 🙂 And yes Fraz, you do look like a toad. 😉
No I don’t!
Do I?
Maybe, just your spots…
Red.
I hate my spots!!
They give you that distinguishing look though don’t you think? 🙂
I think I’d look better without the spots, Andro.
Your spots are darling. I choose all my dogs by the number of spots or freckles they have. Spots are cool.
Red.
Well I never thought of them as cool before.
Of course, they are cool. They are not like anyone else’s. They make you memorable!
Red.
🙂
Tofu–toad food. You can have them both. Clever cartoon.
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com
Maybe Twink could make tofu toads.
I still wouldn’t eat them, though.
Either way Fraz, it is food you could probably hop away from.
And I think I’ll keep hopping!
Hop, hop and away 🙂
If the tofu fits, eat it!
It doesn’t fit!
If the eating fits, tofu it 🙂
LOL
I will!
Good have another pancake for a weekend treat, Loon there is enough for all of us so tuck in 🙂
Yeah, Twink’s pancake maker is making them so fast, even Winky can’t keep up!
Wow, now that is FAST 🙂
Deb must have gotten Twink the extra super-duper fast pancake maker!
Is there a difference? haha
Maybe not! But I don’t think I want to know!
I don’t think toads like tofu either…
Probably not. But who’s going to eat it, then?
Not me…
Not me either…
No way!!!
I could be tempted if it tastes like cheese…
Yes me too if it was a nicely smelling and tasting cheese, none of those pongy varieties please 🙁
If it doesn’t taste like cheese, we’re going to be in trouble!
I have a feeling Cedric’s gunna be disappointed
And I’m going to be stuck with a whole lot of tofu no one wants! Maybe I could make a tofu castle out of it!
You could build a dog house out of it, and then Chris cannot tell you no dog…
Red.
Hey, that’s a good idea! I hope the dog doesn’t eat it, though!
I have never heard of a dog eating tofu before, but then again Wombies don’t either so that is a great idea Red, just don’t forget to give me some 🙂 Noooo I meant your Crawfish of course 🙂
I will do four or five sacks of crawfish. And dogs do not eat tofu. At least none of mine ever would. That may be acting like their owner, though…
Red.
Then the tofu dog house should be safe!
Now I’ve got to work on the dog part.
Ha Ha I love Winky’s reply to Fraz. I have a Tofu comic in draft too
Are there toads involved?
No just rats & a fly. I guess the fly is happy that toads aren’t involved.
If you need any more tofu, I can send you all we have! And I might be able to find a toad for you, too.
I may be able to use a toad in the strip
I’ll start looking for a toad, then!
There should be some on your island, Fraz.
Red.
I found some frogs, but no toads. Maybe Tony can use a frog instead.
Now who ever heard of a stripping frog? 🙁
o.O
I dont know why, but I love the way Fraz is holding that knife and fork.
Fraz wants his food, and he wants it now!
I like your profile
image Denny Fincke 🙂
Fraz needs to clean his ears often…he has too many dirt in them and can’t hear clearly 😉
That’s not all Fraz needs to clean, but it would be a good start!
I hope that his socks are not stinky again 🙁
My socks aren’t stinky!
They’re supposed to smell like that.
What like fish paste and an old piece of stilton you mean? 🙁
Kind of, I guess. Yeah.
Fraz, don’t listen to him. You don’t look like toad. You are cute boy. And by the way, I’ve heard, that tofu is healthy… but I didn’t try it ever 😉
Tofu is supposed to be good for you, so that means it has to taste bad!
Dark chocolate is good for you, and it tastes wonderful.
Red.
Oh. Well that’s different. Anything chocolate has to taste good!
Anything except for tofu 🙁
I have made marble tofu cheesecake before. My clients told me it was fabulous. I took their word for it.
Red.
I’ll take the cheesecake, but you can have the tofu and the marble.
LOL! Marble is where the chocolate is left in ribbons instead of being infused!
Red.
Well if it’s made with chocolate, I’ll have the marble, too, then!
MMM! Tofu’s the best! And it might help ’em lose some weight from all those chocolates they indulge in!
Does tofu come in chocolate?
That’s not a bad thing to try. Maybe you can make it your own Chocolate Tofu Wink 😉
I have a chocolate factory now, so I should work on that!
Fraz knows what he doesn’t like… love the rocket ship illustration.
Yeah, who would want to eat tofu when they could be eating chocolate instead?
I make the same face when someone wants me to eat tuna. EEeeekkk.
I like to stick with chocolate and wine gums!