Orange Juice Fairies
The Orange Juice Fairies work in mysterious ways, whether you believe in them or not.
Cha, our artist friend from France, painted her adopted Wombies, Vanille & Coco, in Hawaii playing a ukulelea on the beach. To see more of her art, visit Cha’s blog Donchawannadream, or click on the painting to see the original post by Cha.

Haha! We have an Ice Tea fairy in our house π
Those fairies are everywhere!
I wonder if the chocolate, pancake, spam, marshmellow and wine gum fairy will be calling here again soon? π We need another party π
Those all sound like good fairies too me, but I’ve never seen any of them around!
Me neither and someone has taken our party hats too, I wonder who it could have been? π
Why is everyone looking at me? These are all my party hats!!
Well you have such a vast collection there Fraz, I especially like the Wizard and Lord Nelson hats as they stand out from the crowd π
I wish the wizard one worked, but it doesn’t seem to! Otherwise I would have had a genie by now!
Maybe you will do better if you find his wand? π
If I found a wizard’s wand, I wouldn’t even need a genie!!
Hahaha… that poor fairy looks fairly irritated…
π
She was!
I can imagine!
Been there?
Me too.
And me too Deb π
I am also laundry, dinner, dish and toys-on-the-floor fairy at my house.
Red.
How much chocolate would it take for you to move over here?
We would have to start with a semi load. And I do require coffee.
Red.
We might have a deal!
I wonder if you wouldn’t mind working in the Realm of Wickedness too Red? I can whip up some interesting treats just fro you, but don’t tell the Banshees or they might get upset π
We might have to fight for her!
How about a duel at midnight? π
Could we make it noon? Midnight’s kind of late for me.
Yes okay, but only if you help me slide the lid off π
I didn’t realize you’d still be sleeping then! Maybe six-ish would be better?
I would definitely have to weigh the benefits package.
Red.
Too late now! We’re dueling for you!!
Sometimes we need to believe in magic!
But seriously?! You guys are SO lucky… I wish this could happen to me.
A big THANK YOU for your support π
If you believe in the orange juice fairy, she’ll fill your jug every day!
You’re welcome, Cha. Your ukelele playing Wombies is another great painting!
Lovely painting Cha!…Love it!
Love the painting!
Red.
Where can I find an OJ fairy? They might be able to put me in touch with a new milk fairy!!!! My milk fairy sucks!!!!
My present fairy duties take up most of my time, sorry. Fairies can be hard to come by. Maybe you can find an orange juice genie in an old lamp?
Or perhaps a milky genie in an orange carton π Hope he washed it out first though? π
That would probably be better than an orange juice fairy living in an old milk carton. They get really stinky!
And smelly.
Red.
And gross!
and sour
And fuzzy!
Pongy too π
And slimy!
And Yucky π
And icky!
And Grizzly π
And soury!
And Stinky π
And chunky!
I’ve noticed over the years the orange juice fairies, toilet roll fairies, and ice-cube tray fairies are always female. I don’t know why.
Really? I don’t know why, either.
I noticed that too Kidz, maybe it is a global happening? π
Maybe all fairies are girls?
We hold the recipes and directions. We pass them down to our daughters.
Red.
I knew it, it’s a female conspiracy!
We have to do it. Men never read directions.
Red.
What are directions?
Precisely.
Red.
And besides we don’t want any of those male fairies hanging around after our chocolates and pancakes, or even worse our… spam π
Yeah, I think woman fairies eat less, too, so that’s another good thing.
They eat less but do they talk less? π
I doubt it, but I think I’d get in trouble if I said that!
Yes I was thinking that I would let you answer that one instead of me getting into more mischief π
Maybe no one will notice if we’re lucky!
We just eat different things. Like seafood and fresh fruit. I can pass on the pancakes everyday. And can honestly say I have never tasted Spam, so I am certain I would not miss it a bit.
Red.
No Spam?? Pass on the pancakes?? I’m speechless!!
Hey Red you need to get a grip, I mean who can pass on pancakes and another thing, get some spam and fry it, then pop it in a sandwich and add the ketchup π Okay so it sounds like a sloppy snack, but, well, actually it is but you will still enjoy it π Well I always like it anyway, including the spam π
Now I’m hungering for some Spam pancakes with maple syrup and chocolate. And orange juice, too, of course.
Honestly, Andro. Three things…spam, fried, ketchup. Are you sure you are not a closet American?
Red.
I think he might be part Wombie, too.
That’s quite a heritage. A closet American wombie. That’s not a family tree, it is a bramble!
Red.
Alright, I’m putting an empty jug in the fridge. I want an OJ fairy too!
You might have to make a wish for one, too. It always works around here!
Those OJ Genies get around don’t they Winky? π
They do! But they’re not as good as a regular genie because they don’t give you anything but orange juice and maybe other drinks.
I think we need to find a chocolate and pancake fairy, maybe if we are lucky enough we could even stumble upon a wine gum fairy too π
That would be great if we could find them! I guess I should start looking. Maybe I could find one in a store?
That would be fairy good if you did Winky π
But it didn’t, so I guess it was fairy useless.
Fairy well try something else instead, surely that fairy and genie will turn up sometime soon? π
They should, but I guess why everyone doesn’t have one is because they’re SO hard to find!
I wonder if the Orange Juice fairy goes with freshly squeezed, or settles for the frozen concentrate?
Freshly squeezed?! Now you’re dreaming!
Maybe if we leave a note (You Might Be Able To Nudge Chris Into Getting Some? π ) for the Genie? π
Sorry, I don’t take requests!
Good stance, Twink.
Red.
You’ve got to draw the line somewhere.
I prefer to use highway paint.
Red.
Yes but we need a genie, and a willing fairy to grant us all of our wishes π
A genie would be a lot better, but I guess I’m still pretty lucky to have an orange juice fairy!
Yes at least you never run out of orange juice, but a genie would be great π
I still haven’t given up on finding a genie, but I’m running out of places to look!
Orange juice fairies do not exist in our house. π
Maybe you need to wish harder!
Is there a chocolate fairy too? I’m always running out!
That must be the most popular fairy of all
Yeah, everyone could use a chocolate fairy!
I don’t think there is, but there should be!
Is there a Margarita fairy?
I haven’t even been able to find a wine gum fairy!
It sure is an amazing universe isn’t it? I need the cold water bottle fairies to visit me occasionally.
Our fairy just stays around the kitchen and fridge.
That’s the best place for those fairies π
It’s hard to argue with food!
A fairy should know their place. Is there a wine gum fairy too Winky?
I’m pretty sure there is a wine gum fairy, but she’s not as reliable as the orange juice fairy because I run out of wine gums sometimes.
The Orange Juice Fairies and the Ice Tea Fairy should meet.
I think they might even be the same, sort of like Superman and Clark Kent.
Those orange juice fairies are SO elusive! I’m glad you actually found one, Winky! And in your refrigerator, too….amazing!
They always seem to be around here. I guess I am lucky!
How come the orange juice fairies never come to our house?
Maybe you could try leaving out some chocolate to attract them?
For some odd reason those fairies only show up when my Mom is around but when I’m alone in the house, the jug just stays empty? W.C.C.
You know, I sort of noticed the same thing around here! When Twink isn’t around, the fairies seem to disappear!
I am on the lookout for some of those fairies. π
They’re very good if you can get one!
Be careful what you wish for George you might get the wrong kind of fairy and then you will be in big trouble π
Yeah, you might end up with a grapefruit fairy!
Or even a gooseberry and you know how nosy they are? π
Actually I don’t, but I’ll take your word for it and stay away from them.
We could always make a nice pie out of them if you like, and for afters we can have pancakes π
That sound like an excellent idea to me!
Or gooseberry syrup for the pancakes…Mmm.
Red.
Or gooseberry syrup right from the gooseberry tree!
I have a magic dishwasher. I put the dirty dish in the sink, and it magically gets clean.
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We have a magic dishwasher, too!!
Ah man, the orange juice fairy stopped visiting my place years ago. But I do have a couple of dust fairies flying around.
I don’t think I need any dust fairies!
I need a chocolate one and soon π
I could use one or two chocolate fairies, too!
I have an Amana, I didn’t sign the ‘Free Fairy re-fillers’ clause. Damn!
You really should have! It works really well!
I am the garbage fairy at my house. My wife thinks it just magically goes away each day.
Are you saying the garbage doesn’t magically go away by itself??
It is all too funny what men overlook sometimes.
Overlook what??
I think she means how we could overlook those fairies nipping in and out of the fridge all the time π
Oh. I’ve never actually seen the OJ fairies, but I know they exist!
Yes and if we could train them to replace all the chocolate milk shakes that would be even better, it’s just finding them that’s the problem π
There doesn’t seem to be a lot of OJ fairies around, but it would be great if we could change one into a chocolate milkshake fairy!
Or even into a genie, that could be even better π
Yeah, a genie would be fairy great!
Fairy Fairy Good Too π
Fairy well!
You must come a rich line of fairies.
Whatever you say.
come from… my sentence didn’t sound right.
I say that because my orange juice isn’t replenished π
Okay, now I understand! I thought maybe you were talking in ghost English or something.
Maybe OJ faries are scared away by ghosts?
My bet is the Orange Juice Fairy is Chris. π
Guess again.
Maybe it is a disguise to look like Chris? π
I think some people are selectively blind!
I never saw that coming π
Not surprising!
π lol
I don’t believe in OJ fairies. I believe in my grandma, who always has reserves of various juices and not only juices))))))
Maybe your grandma has a secret orange juice fairy!
Maybe she is the fairy that we have been looking for? π
Maybe she is!!
hmm…it seems that it’s time to hide her…:->
But we need her!
Yes don’t be hiding her now that we have just found her π
Maybe if we bribed her with chocolate she won’t go into hiding.
Hope an orange juice fairy finds the way to my place. π
Happy WW!
I’m not really sure how you attract an orange juice fairy, but wishing for one couldn’t hurt!
Getting low on the orange juice seems to flush them out, so maybe that is the secret, drink the orange until it is nearly gone and then hide out of sight waiting for the OJ fairy to replace it π
That sounds like a really good plan! I think I’ll try that tomorrow morning!
Good and then we will know who the phantom OJ fairy is once and for all π
Well I tried to watch for the orange juice fairy this morning, but I kind of fell asleep and when I woke up, the orange juice jug was full again!
Maybe the OJ Fairy snapped her fingers and put you in sleeping mode, those fairies can be cunning you know? π
She might have! They are rather sneaky. Luckily they’re good fairies and not bad ones.
…also known as Moms! ….cute!
Yeah, always there, rarely appreciated!
You know the average mom is worth just a little below $200,000 (American) per year.
Red.
I’d be quite satisfied with half that!
I would start with hiring a nanny. And then fairies for all the things I cannot stand!
Red.
I wonder how much real fairies cost?
My floor mopping fairy is rather cheap. Now, If I could clone her for other tasks…The yard fairy is the expensive one. Any idea how much Bears eat?
Red.
Wombats are often called little bears, and we eat a lot! Full sized bears must be difficult to shop for. Well, you’ve got that big trailer. . .
I know they exist. They work along side the tolit papper faries. lol
That’s true, they must be related somehow!
Those juice fairies are brutal!
But at least we never run out of orange juice!
Can I get some fairy? E.g. jelly fairy. π Till then I’ll have to be my own one. Sight!
You probably can get a jelly fairy, but I’m not sure where you might find one. Maybe they hang out in the jelly factory?
Is there a fairy who can give me extra food?
I am dying here….some fairies have to help me out of this stupid diet program!!
Well I’d feed you if I could! But you’re a little far away. Maybe I could try emailing you some wine gums!
Just use the little paperclip button. Should work just fine.
Red.
I tried, but it didn’t seem to work! Maybe our computer is broken.
I sure would love to have a Kool-Aid fairy π
Our fairy works for Kool-Aid, too!