500 Situps
Regular exercise is an important element of healthy living. Following Winky’s Workout Plan, doing five hundred situps can be a lot easier than you may think.
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I just did about 50 situps tonight. By this count that is about 5,000. Very impressive if I may say so myself.
5,000! I’m impressed! You must be like a Superhero!
That’s a workout I can support.
And it doesn’t take too much time out of your eating, either!
Looks like Winky can’t fool Binky. But hey, who doesn’t do a little rounding up here and there to make things seem more impressive.
Absolutely! I also did 500 miles on the exercise bike. Give or take.
Yes i know what you mean Winky because i do a marathon every other day, it keeps me fitter than an athlete and I can eat as many wine gums and chocolate as I like 🙂
That’s exactly the way I exercise, too! I’m in much better shape than I look!
Yes and Winky likes to round up the figures on everyone’s wine gums as well, “Two for Me, One for You, Three for Me, One for You, Ten for Me, One for you” 🙂 I think that there is a bit of a pattern to that way of thinking too 🙂
Well can you blame me when there’s wine gums involved?
Absolutely not Winky and I bet you have the same idea when it’s pancakes, spam, chocolate and jelly and peanut butter sandwiches? 🙂 I like all of those you know? 🙂
You’re probably right. I do get a little carried away with those foods sometimes.
Since you like all the same things I do, maybe you’re part Wombie!
Yes I could use Wombiegoth as my middle name, I doubt if anyone would notice, especially if we are all tucking into those juicy wine gums, some super-delightful spam, pantastic pancakes, chompingly nice chocolate and phantomtastic jelly and peanut butter sandwiches so no problemo 🙂
Now I’m really hungry again!
And I bet you’re the only Wombiegoth around!
What chris said 😉
I agree, too!
500 is an impressive number, even if it was achieved by devious counting methods it still sounds impressive. It could also work by the mind over matter principal. If Winky’s mind THINKS he did the 500 then maybe the subconcious part of his metabolism will burn off all those extra calories
I’ve tried that method for years Tony…it doesn’t work.
But did you really believe it was going to work? It’s all in the mind!
ME TOO 🙂
That’s really good thinking! That means I could eat an extra pound or two of chocolate.
Annnnnnd onnnnnneeeeee… *whew*
ah, who am I kidding. Time for a break. And maybe a snack.
We should work out together.
Of course you should work out. Work out a brownie recipe!
That’s my kind of workout!
I like his way of thinking… I think I’ll take a 100 hour nap later today!
That sounds great! Right after 100 chocolate bars.
Hey Winky, I just did 500 hundred just like you. Wow! And according to Tony I ought to be fit in no time.
We’ll all be in super shape just in time for the Christmas eating season!
That’s exactly the way I would count my situps. I like it. Bwahahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
It’s a good way to work out, plus you’re done in no time!
I just made hundred comments on you site 😀
You’re one in a hundred, Pawn!
That’s probably the way I would do it too. 🙂
Winky’s Workout Plan. Guaranteed easy and no sweat. I’d recommend it to anyone!
Feel 1/5th of the burn, Winky!
I think I might have felt a little bit of it. That’s when I quit!
I usually multiply by 100 then divide by 500. It’s rather complicated but gives my brain a workout too!!! Go Winky, got to keep that belly in shape!!!
You don’t keep a shape like mine without lots of work! Mostly eating, though.
Loon you are confusing everyone with your training regime, why not ditch that idea and just do twenty laps around wally World and then eat as many chocolates and wine gums as you like on the way back, it sounds good to me 🙂
Twenty laps divided by a hundred equals. . . oh, I think I’ll just eat the chocolate and wine gums.
“Give me five minutes”
“Five… okay, that’s 300 seconds. One-onehundred, two-onehundred, three-onehundred. Are you done yet?”
I’m done! Three seconds by my rules equals five minutes. Unless it’s something really really good, then I think you should probably multiply it by 100.
Five sit ups sounds good to me.
Joyce
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Yeah, but it’s really 500, remember?
Joyce, five sit downs sounds better to me 🙂
Sit downs with snacks sounds even better!
Yes and we will watch everyone else doing their sit ups, hey I like this new way of exercising don’t you Winky? 🙂
Eating while other people do their exercises? I like that idea!! I should go to a gym!
Never mind about Jim… I mean the gym, let’s just have another Party 🙂
Sure! An exercise/eat all you want party! I’ll be at the eat-all-you-want table, probably with you!
Winky next time you try to pull one over Binky, you need to spritz your face with water, looks like sweat 😉 you are keeping your shape well intact! Round is a very nice shape 🙂
I’ll have to try to remember that!
I think my round shape is kind of nice, too, though it does take a lot of eating to maintain.
Huahahaha…don’t cheat Wink!!! do a correct 500
Are you trying to kill me?!
I bet, having a shell and all, you can’t even do one situp!
You caught me there 😉
But Winky,I always eat vegetables so I have nothing to worry about…unlike you who always eat chocolate 😉
Yeah, I guess that’s true, but there’s no way I’m giving up chocolate!
A piece of chocolate for each one. That’s 500 pieces of chocolate. It’s Party Time.
Maybe I could do 500 situps if I could get a piece of chocolate for each one!
Sounds like me. I really need to get back on track with holidays coming up.
I know, it’s really hard to get in all your holiday eating.
I sat up in bed once today.
A hundred situps isn’t bad for an amateur, but you’ll have to work your way up to being able to do 500 like me.
I sat up a 1: 44 am and didn’t lay back down yet….Does that count?
That counts for a hundred, but you’ll have to keep doing that to beat me!
Way to work out Winky! Feel the burn… I think I’ll go do some Winky style situps right now. Pushups would be the same count too right?
I did 2 pushups against the wall….200. Yay!
I hope you didn’t push the wall over!
Of course! And all other exercises, too! I walked 100,000 steps today! Mostly to the fridge and back.
It feels good to do 500 situps mentally or 5 situps physically – a workout that does not make one break a sweat! LOL!
A non-workout workout is always the best kind.
We count exercising the same way.
It’s the only way to count when exercising!
This is a great way to count sit ups – I love it!!
It makes your workout go so much faster!
I think I could say something like that.. I hate sports. I prefer eating: much easier.
Yeah, eating is much easier and much tastier!
Guilty of this! I cheat when I count my situps…I sneak in an extra imaginary 5 or 10…
Or an extra 500. . .