Dark Matter Chocolate
We may not know what dark matter is, but there are a lot of interesting theories, some more delicious than others. After all, dark chocolate has to come from somewhere.
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Well we do orbit around in the Cadbury’s Dairy Milky Way. I think Winky’s theory is more factual than theoretical. At least that’s my theory…
I agree Tony and what have we got to lose? If the theory is correct we’re going to be eating chocolate forever, now that sounds like a really great theory to me 🙂
Unlimited chocolate for everyone! That’s my Theory of Chocolate!
I agree Winky, how come you are so logical, I think it must be something to do with Fraz? 🙂
I am always a clear thinker when chocolate is involved!
And I agree with your theory about my theory! I believe the universe was created from a big ball of dark chocolate.
Binky looks so intelligent in those glasses
And not just looks. He has the brains to back it up!
Yes I was thinking that too, it must be something to do with all that chocolate eating 🙂
It probably has something to do with it, but I eat more chocolate than Binky does, and he beats me in the smarts department.
Nothing wrong with a wombat dreaming big!
Especially when the dream involves chocolate!
It’s the deepest, darkest, richest, creamiest, smoothest, most delicious dark matter in the Universe!
And it’s all there for our eating! Space never tasted so good!
Oh well, at least it’s not dark coffee. You know what that tastes like in space? http://goo.gl/PyO7C !
I didn’t know it tasted like asteroid! I’d go for it if it tasted like a chocolate-chip asteroid, though.
I think an expedition into outer space is needed and on the way there we can sample some of that Dark Matter, actually we can sample some on the way back too as there are no limits in outer space… I wonder if Pluto is white chocolate, Fraz will know? 🙂
The Chocolate Expedition! We need to get started on that. Maybe we can borrow one of Binky’s rockets. It’s all for the sake of greater chocolate knowledge. And for the eating of it, too.
Great, okay I will grab some supplies and then we can gather as much chocolate samples as we can carry, actually we can sample the samples too if you like? It all sounds like fun to me 🙂
The Chocolate Expedition will be powered by chocolate! And if we find all the dark chocolate we’re looking for on the expedition, we won’t have any chocolate power shortage!
White chocolate is not chocolate. The only kind of chocolate that counts for anything is dark chocolate.
Dark chocolate is definitely preferred, but good quality white chocolate made with cocoa butter can be quite nice, too. Even if it may not be real chocolate.
Not everything is chocolate Wink 😉
I don’t believe you!
Easy test: are you chocolate?
Wait, bad example
I even look like chocolate!
Look at Binky now…does he look like chocolate? 😉
Well, okay, I guess I have to admit that not everything is chocolate. But almost everything would be better if it was chocolate!
So that’s why they call it the Milky Way!!!!
The universe is just full of good food waiting to be eaten!
Yes and don’t forget Mars, that is chocolate too 🙂
I never knew that! I’ll have to try to convince Binky he should be heading for Mars instead of the moon.
If this theory is correct, I’m going to start training to become an astronaut!
It’s the best reason I can think of to become an astronaut!
In a parallel universe I might not be eating chocolate right now.
I’d better make up for that in this one.
🙂
There’s no universe like the present to indulge in chocolate! At least that I know of.
Ha,ha,ha! The Hershey Nebula.
Oh, I’d like to take a bite out of that!
Let me know when you go on the expedition to explore the vas universe of dark chocolate…I want aboard that ship, or rocket….Winky, I believe, I believe!
Well seeing as you are one of the most creative Astronauts we have don’t you think you should get your Space kit and toothbrush together the Wombies are keen to get started on this one and even Chris is interested 🙂 Let’s hurry up and blast off, that chocolate won’t wait around forever Deb 🙂 Well that is one way of getting into orbit a bit quicker 🙂
We might need a bigger rocket ship for this expedition than I thought! All the Wombies want to go, and a number of chocolate-loving humans, and then we need room for all the chocolate we need to take along. . . This is getting complicated!
Don’t worry Winky I have it all planned and it’s going to be the best Chocolate adventure you have ever had, actually it will be the best adventure that anyone has ever had, as this is the Great Chocolate Mission and you know what that means? How do you mean no you don’t? 🙂 Well it means that you are going to be one of the first Wombies to set foot on a Chocolate Asteroid, and there are lots of those to munch through on this journey, I think that all your worries will be gone as soon as we take off… Come on Deb fire up those rocket boosters 🙂
The Great Chocolate Mission sounds like the greatest adventure ever! We need to get going on this fast, before anyone else figures out those asteroids are made out of chocolate. They must be worth a fortune! We’ll claim them for Wombania and all the chocolate lovers on earth.
Winky you are not always right, but you are never wrong 🙂 Great Idea…
I thought it was a pretty good idea, too!
I’ll let you know as soon as I can get a rocket big enough. Binky still wants to go to the moon, but I think this dark matter chocolate thing is much more important!
Nothing is more important than chocolate!
I totally agree! But then again, who wouldn’t?
Well we are on a double mission, first we have to find all the Dark Matter and make sure we eat as much Chocolate as we can, but secondly we have a Spam and Pancake side mission, but I think that Fraz can offer that one to Chris, as he likes to shuttle around sometimes, well so I have heard, anyway it won’t stop us from searching every part of the universe for chocolate so no problemo 🙂
We’re going to be very very busy with all this exploring and searching, and very very full with all the good eating that is out there waiting for us to discover! I can hardly wait! This is better than Christmas!
I like it. Why not? I say it’s dark chocolate too. Chocolate is good.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
If enough people believe, it’ll come true I’m sure!
Cute!
Are you talking about me?
Well you are always cute but in this case the cartoon!
Oh. Well at least you said I was cute!
eat away….eat away my friend.
I don’t normally need to be told to eat, but I’ll eat more just to make you happy.
That way, by eating dark chocolate, you’re actually helping clear the way for the next space probe!
And it’s my duty to do that!
I guess since Milky Way is a candy bar, maybe Dark Matter should be too. Dark chocolate with nougat stars inside?
Mmm. . . Stars should taste awesome!
Nothing MATTERS but Chocolate. Mmmmm….. 🙂
I won’t argue with such a wise man!
Winky’s wishes sure are thought provoking and I’m thinking everything should be chocolate now.
Another very wise person! Everything is chocolate when you’re hungry! Well at least it is when I’m hungry.
I watched a NOVA show last week that speculated that there are an infinite number or universes many exactly the same as this one. That is a lot of dark matter, I mean chocolate. A lot of wombats too.
The multi-verse theory is quite intriguing. If there truly is an infinite number of universes, then one has to wonder about things existing on scales so grand that we cannot even fathom them.
Dude space chocolate sounds good. break me off a piece.
We’ll bring you back some! Space chocolate with a sprinkling of stars should be a good seller.
haha I love Binky’s perplexed look
He has that look around me a lot. I have no idea why.
“In an unexpected turn of events, dark matter has been disappearing at an alarming rate!”
And the future balance of the universe is in jeopardy! But I can’t help myself, that dark space chocolate is so tasty!
So we will eat up the chocolate universe…What a way to go.
I can’t think of a more delicious way to go!
Good thing I don’t like dark Chocolate or else the whole universe could be in trouble.
You don’t like dark chocolate? How could that be?
Maybe you prefer chocolate mousse?
I’ve never met anyone before that didn’t like chocolate….Is that a disorder?
No Deb, but if you add an ‘h’ it will be a Dish order and then we can fill it with yummy Chocolate and have a Party, but we must NOT forget those Party Hats 🙂
If we made party hats out of chocolate, then just wearing the hats, and then eating them, would be enough of a party for me!
I think that Chocolate Astronaut Helmets could be a good idea too Winky 🙂
That’s a great idea! Then on our dark space mission, we’d never be very far from a nibble of chocolate!
Sounds good to me.
Joyce
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And tastes even better!
It sounds, looks and even tastes better to me too 🙂
I had a dream! 🙂
And when I woke up, I was 10 pounds heavier!
Chocolate Milky Way?? How many people have already had that in their comments?
That is what the universe is filled with 🙂
I prefer dark chocolate, but milk chocolate is good, too!
With a universe full of chocolate, I don’t think I’ll ever run out!
Just a Wombie with a dream… a dream of chocolate.
Yep, that’s my dream alright, a universe of unlimited chocolate!
A universe of unlimited chocolate. I like the sound of that!
So do I! And I like the taste of it even better!
Haha, I agree with Winky! There are many chocolates that are derived from the vast outer space – Milky Way, Star Bar, Magic Stars, Galaxy!
I wonder if those candy bars are really made from space chocolate, or if they’re just named after space stuff?
I don’t mind which of those is correct just as long as we can all have one or three of each 🙂 I think this could be a Chocolate frenzy of a weekend Winky 🙂
I’m already in chocolate shock!
Ha! I thought Winky would get slapt!
Binky probably wanted to!
But he didn’t.
I’m bigger than him.
Hey that makes sense =), and I bet the moon is made outta white chocolate!!
I never thought of the moon being made of white chocolate! Maybe Binky’s trip to the moon could be useful after all. I’d sure like to find out if the moon is a big ball of chocolate!
I love dark chocolate the most 🙂
So do I!