Elevator Dieting
Dieting is often an up and down experience.
The Wombies’ friend Debbie Adams gave Winky a new bicycle and a new pair of extra long legs so that he could ride it! If Winky would ride it more often, perhaps he wouldn’t have to worry so much about dieting. You can see Deb’s original creation of Winky’s Bicycle on her art blog.
Looks like you might need to install a treadmill and instead of a carrot and a stick hanging out in front of you, you’ll need a a chocolate bar attached to the stick.
I think I’d rather just install a chocolate bar. On second thought, I’d rather just eat it.
Yeah me too 🙂
We can share it!
Great, that is one of the best things that I like about Wombania, we all get to share the goodies 🙂
Treats are always better with friends!
Yes and we are ALL
friends here in Wombania 🙂
Of course we are! Except maybe for those Zombies.
Even the Zombies are
friendlier in Wombania 🙂
I didn’t know that! I still like them better when they’re in Fraz’s traps, though.
I agree, they arev not to be trusted 🙁
Yeah, even friendly Zombies are kind of scary.
just one bar or an entire candy bar bar?
Who can stop at just one candy bar?
Not me that’s for sure 🙂
I didn’t think so!
are you raising the bar Bearman?
Not any more. I just ate it!
I held the wrapper 🙂
I guess I should have left you some chocolate.
I like that way of thinking 😆
I like it too! But Chris didn’t seem to like it very much.
But is Chris really surprised by now? He should really see these requests coming.
I am perpetually dumbfounded by their antics.
Bahahahahahahaah! I loved the logic! Absolutely loved it!!
It seemed logical to me.
Me too!!!! And in my world it’s probably a fact…I’m glad the Wombies agree 😉
Now if I could just get Chris to agree, then he could build me that elevator!
Wombie logic sounds expensive.
It’s not expensive if I don’t have to pay for it!
Nicely worked out Winky, now all we need is for Chris to put his hand in his pocket and make it happen 🙂
I hope that there were no
moths hurt in that suggestion 🙁
Moths? Does Chris have moths in his pockets? Are they pet moths? I’ve never seen them!
Yes they fly out of his wallet in droves, probably because he rarely opens it 🙁
Oh, okay. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen his wallet. He might have anything in there!
His wallet could be a goldmine,
if you can get past all the moths 🙁
He’s not such a
bad old stick though 🙂
If Chris was a Wombie like you he’d be a lot nicer!
Maybe one day he will be 🙂
Maybe there’s some secret potion or magic spell we could use!
I think Fraz and his Genie
is needed for this idea 🙂
You’re right, I bet Genie could help us!
Makes perfect sense to me.
Me too. But some people just don’t get it.
Truly infallible wombatian logic.
Maybe you could explain it to Chris.
I have a bike too that wishes I would ride it more often. Sometimes it gets COBWEBS on it sitting in the garage. How rude. 🙂
I have one of those, too! It’s never lost me any weight.
Yes but it’s a good place to
snack on chocolates though 🙂
It’s not bad. But I like the couch better!
Yes laying down is always a better thought, and chocolate can be eaten standing, sitting, crouching, laying and even flying 🙂
You can eat in your dreams, too! But that can be a bit messy.
It can be messy anytime if we’re not careful 🙂
I guess I could be more careful eating!
Yes try using a spoon next time 🙂
Okay, I will. But it kind of slows me down.
Try a bigger spoon 🙂
I will! One of those big mixing spoons!
Ah, ha, ha! There’s some logic in there. 😉
But some people don’t seem to get it!
My treadmill told me yesterday that it was lonely. I’ve ignored that poor thing far too long.
Have a fabulous day. 🙂
All our exercise equipment is pretty lonely, too!
Same here Winky…
Maybe we should throw an exercise equipment party to cheer them up. Then we’d get to have some more treats!
A good idea, we can wire up the treadmills in your factory and the Zombies can help with the conveyors, hopefully we will be sampling even more chocolate soon especially if we dangle some brains from a stick just in front of them 🙂 Candy brains I mean…
I never thought of Zombie powered conveyors! I bet they’d be good for the night shift. My factory has to work all day and all night to make enough chocolate for everyone.
I will mention it to Fraz, he can wire all the traps up to the mains electricity, that should get them running on the treadmills a lot faster, maybe? 🙂
If we feed them once in a while they might not even mind being in Fraz’s traps!
What a great idea Winky 🙂
Once in a while I have a good idea.
I heard a big cheer when you said that 🙂
Really?
For some reason this sounds like a brilliant idea! :O)
I don’t think anyone has ever called one of my ideas brilliant before!
There is a first time for everything, actually why don’t we try out some of your new chocolate ideas while we think about it 🙂
Sure! I think some of my chocolate ideas are pretty good. I have a doctorate of chocolate, remember?
Exactly, and with all that great Wombie knowledge we are bound to be enjoying the very best chocolate inventions, well nobody ever complains so your creativity must be awesome 🙂
I’m working on some new Christmas chocolates that have a special Christmas cookie filling! They should be really good!
Wow that sounds yummy, I hope that we are going to be sampling them all before Christmas 🙂
As soon as I perfect them! They need some more taste testing though.
I know a bunch of humans
that will enjoy that job 🙂
Okay, you can help taste testing. But sometimes you might get some that aren’t very good.
That’s the way it is with experimentation but I will take the risk, besides your chocolate surprises are 99% delicious so it has to be a good idea joining the tasting team 🙂
I try to make the best chocolates I can! Most people seem to like them. But some of the new ones are a bit funny until we perfect them.
Winky, I think you should just eat more chocolate and take more naps!
I’d like to do that!
You certainly have my permission. I’ll even start you off with a wagon full of fudge to eat before your nap!
Fudge and naps! Life doesn’t get any better than that!
Warm brownies!
Okay, it just got better!
That’s a great idea Deb 🙂 xxxx
I thought so, Andro!
We could all use a nap!
xxx
I know I could! Especially after all that fudge!
Yes three in a bed sounds
good to me Deb 🙂 xxxx
Naps are always good!
Love this drawing, Deb <3
I like how Winky is busy studying this one as Twink explains the theory 🙂 Chris looks totally unconvinced though, but Winky is optimistic so who knows? 🙂
I like this painting by Deb, and Winky looks very confident pedalling around on his Penny Farthing 🙂 Chocolate in hand of course…
Winky knows a good idea when he hears one. And Chris knows a crazy idea when he hears one.
Long-legged Winky looks pretty happy on his new bike.
Winky’s legs lengthened quite significantly after trying out Fraz’s armour, but he is definitely enjoying that bike 🙂
Winky must be quite malleable. Maybe it’s all the chocolate he eats.
It could be the spring in the wine gum recipe that adds elasticity to his legs, but I am sure that all that chocolate eating helps too 🙂
Maybe I’m just naturally rubbery!
Is that daylight rubbery or just rubbery? 🙂
I don’t know. What’s the difference?
One sounds like a Japanese crime 🙂
Oh! I don’t think there was any crime.
I avoid high rises. Haven’t lost an ounce
Well there goes my diet plan!
I’m not sure there would be much left of a Wombie that lost 20 lbs? W.C.C.
I’m a lot denser than I look. That’s what Binky always tells me, anyway.
Huahahahaha that’s a great deduction!!
I thought so! But some people (Chris!) don’t think so.
You should convince him in Sherlock style! 😉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g8x8dX-EwI
I don’t think I could talk that fast! Or even think that fast!
Take the Escalator!
Does that count too? That’s a lot easier!
It never worked for me.
I don’t think it’s going to work for me, either.
This is brilliant. I am going to start installing an elevator right away. Of course I don’t have an upstairs but it will be worth it to get the weight off.
I don’t think that matters! It should still work. I think.
What the? Am I late? Sorry, I am currently installing an elevator. All should be finished by next week 🙂
Oh boy! I hope you let me not use it!
Would love to agree with Winky – in fact I do!
Cheers 🙂
It might work better if we all agree that it should!
You just can’t argue with Wombie logic!
Nope, I don’t think you should!
How about an elevator to the chocolate shop! Great strip. A subject near and dear to my heart… and belly!
Thanks, Rachael. Nice to hear from you again! I think even taking the stairs to the chocolate shop may not be a highly effective diet plan.
I don’t think you understand how many trips we’ll make up there!
You’re right, I didn’t! If we put the chocolate shop on the tenth floor, and only allow you one piece of chocolate per trip. . .
And stop on every floor…
Hmmm… stairs or elevator??? that’s like choosing between a salad and a big and delicious sandwich… it’s very hard to resist the temptation.
Oh boy, I want the sandwich! I hope it has Spam!
hehehe, I wish it to be so easy 🙂
Losing weight is never as easy as it should be!
Makes sense to me!
Maybe you could explain it to Chris, then. He didn’t seem to get it.