Fat Is Never The Right Answer
Any question concerning weight or fat should be deferred to your lawyer.
Wombania the Comic Strip
A Wombie's view of the world, updated Mondays and Thursdays
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on Puzzle Predicament: “A lot of “out of the box thinking” was needed to do the puzzle that way.” Apr 23, 12:17
on Grammar Checker: “Bwahahahahahahaha. Spell checker can put words in your mouth for sure. Have a fabulous day and week. 🙂” Apr 20, 11:13
Oop’s that means no extra
cookies, pancakes and fudge
lollipops for you Winky 🙁 lol
That’s not fair! I didn’t mean it!
We knew what you meant 🙂
I wish Twink did.
This one is hilarious Peter,
especially with Winky’s expressions,
he means well but doesn’t always
come across as the Super…
Oop’s I nearly said the wrong
thing there, luckily I was quick
to realise it, unlike Winky who
only thinks of his error afterwards
but never mind he is learns fast 🙂
Or should I say he learns fast when
there are chocolates and pancakes to
be scoffed 🙂
Awesome cartooning as always Peter 🙂
Thanks, Andro. Winky often gets overwhelmed with things, and is not the quickest one in the crowd.
He is the quickest with
the mention of chocolate
so that’s one good thing
that can be said for Winky 🙂
He really loves his chocolate,
pancakes, spam, wine gums,
ice cream, jelly tots, gummy
bears, marshmallows, honey,
fruity lollipops, cookies, fudge,
milkshakes, and every other
dessert, sweet or delicious bit
of food comes his way 🙂
You’re right, Winky can be pretty quick with anything that involves goodies. Then he’s almost impossible to beat. Everyone has their talents.
I notice that I keep arriving here
earlier than the other chocolate lovers
and am winning the 1st prize award
a lot lately 🙂 I do share it out equally
though so I guess it’s alright 🙂
Enjoy your Monday everyone 🙂
Yes, you’ve won the extra super duper deluxe first commenter chocolate Wombania trophy again, Andro. You’ve probably attracted quite a crowd of local Wombies hoping to get a taste of it.
There is one thing that can
be said about me Peter, I always
share my goodies out equally,
and fairly 🙂 Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
we don’t want everyone to hear
that or there will be none left for
you and me 🙂 lol
That’s true, but the shares can get rather small with all the ones who hear about your win. Oh well, the more the merrier.
I wonder where our Loon is
and what she is getting up to?
I bet it has a chocolate edge
to it, and maybe even a lollipop
surprise 🙂 I forgot to mention
that Winky has started production
on the everlasting choco wafers
but so far he keeps eating them
all before the testing stages so
there’s no data on how long it
will really last 🙁 Not very long
is my estimate, especially with
our Winky doing the sampling 🙂
Still, he really enjoys his treats,
even when he makes them off
his own production line 🙂 lol
I need to sample my product to make sure it’s up to my high chocolate standards! I think my choco wafers need some more taste tesing before I can sell them though.
Yes I thought that you
would say that, and the
evidence is all around
your mouth and on your
chocolate coated paws 🙂
Maybe we can all have a
chocolate wafer beach party
to launch this new and exciting
product? 🙂 Don’t worry, I will
bring the party hats Winky 🙂
We should do that this weekend! I better get making a whole lot of my chocolate wafers to make sure we have enough for everyone!
No and no and no and no.
You’re right! I should’ve just said no!
Never say fat in front of the females.
I need to remember that!
Somebody called my wife fat. She’s pregnant. In the US she would be called round. Here in Germany it’s fat.
That doesn’t sound very nice!
Another baby? Congratulations, Dave!
There is no right or right answer to those types of questions! 😉
I know! Next time I’ll keep my mouth shut!
Well, Winky, it’s all in you presentation. Now what sounds better, a steak served to you on a garbage can lid, or served on a bone china plate?
So you’re saying I should have served Twink some steak?
I’m saying you should have presented it better.
For example you could say “my fat,” instead of “your fat,” when you are referring to yourself.
Oh okay. Fat is always so dangerous to talk about!
Where can he buy a filter for his thoughts?
I don’t know but it might be helpful!
Women! Can’t live with them…period.
But I couldn’t live without her cooking!
Fat should never be in any discussion. Ever. Never. Especially around women.
Have a fabulous day. 🙂
That’s for sure!
Ive stopped wondering where my fat comes from, now I’m wondering when my fat is going away.
If it’s like my fat, I don’t think it’s ever going away. It likes me too much.
Wrong wombat to ask. 😉
You got that right!
“Fat” is a four-letter word.
It sure is!
The right answer arouns women is to keep your big mouth shut. That is the only way Winky, the only way
I think you’re right. I should’ve just stuffed my mouth with a doughnut!
Have you ever wondered where “thin ice” comes from Winky?
From speaking before thinking?
I know where my fat came from. I got so smart that my head couldn’t hold it anymore; so all that genius went south.
Hey, maybe that’s what happened to me too! Although I probably have less smarts than you.
That was pretty funny, Joyce! I’ll have to remember that line.
Thinking out loud gets us in trouble more often than not. 🙁
Maybe I should just stop thinking.
Fat and Girls are always a sensitive matter Wink 😉
I think I’ve finally realized that!
It would be wise to avoid the word FAT.
You are very right. I should never say fat again.
Yes, Winky, Fat just might be the worst “f” word to girls. 🙂
I need to remember to never say fat around Twink!
Winky, I thought we covered this in your non-disclosure agreement… All questions go through your agent.
Then again, questions like those qualify you to be Vice President in the US.
I forgot! I think my agent deserted me!
Best get him back. The Oval Office awaits.
Okay, I’ll try to. I could be Fraz’s Vice President!
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Andro here we come… one more step for free chocolate 🙂
Exhausted but happy… I hope it was not the wrong doing… free chocolate at last…. hard work always pay!
Hey, I think you kind of cheated! Maybe we’ll have to revoke that free chocolate treat after all!