For example: “I want to take a driving course to learn how to drive”. Sounds safe. Little does anyone know, you want to become a stunt driver for action movies. Y’see? Sounds safe, then you sprinkle some Evil Knevil in there and you’re off to the moon!
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The net is high on the list me thinks ☺
But I already have my helmet!
Luckily you have
Vampy wings too 😆
They could save my life!
You should always start with the safety items…then sneak in the danger.
That sounds like a good plan!
For example: “I want to take a driving course to learn how to drive”. Sounds safe. Little does anyone know, you want to become a stunt driver for action movies. Y’see? Sounds safe, then you sprinkle some Evil Knevil in there and you’re off to the moon!
I think I better take notes! You’re an awesome teacher!
Perhaps you should have lead with “Where do we store the gunpower?”
I don’t think that would’ve worked with Chris. He always gets kinda twitchy when I talk about gunpowder.
Always ask for a net!
It’s probably the only thing Chris would’ve given me!
Fun and explosives rarely go together in a sentence. They sure don’t when parents are around.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
That’s for sure! Chris doesn’t like anything that’s fun.
Not gonna happen.
You’re right it didn’t!
Yeah, um… a net would have made a difference… yeah… 😕
I’ll have to try the net thing next time.
You need to ask for something even more dangerous first so that your second request sounds reasonable.
I tried that with other stuff before and it worked!
Well..better luck next time? hehe..
I wouldn’t count on it! Chris thinks everything I do is too dangerous!
At least he wore a helmet!
I tried to be safe!