I once went on a low carb diet and lost pounds and pounds until . . . oops. Dang those carbs! The only good carbs are the ones loaded up on before running a marathon, so I’ve heard.
Good and Bad Carbs
Well it is always those
Bad Carbs that seem
so nice to eat, but alas
so Bad for the body…
As Scientists always tell
us, mind you Scientists
are always changing the
goal posts and so on the
morrow, chocolate, toffee,
Wonga Wonga Treats and
treacle tarts will be on the
Good Carbs list… BTW
Wonga Wonga Treats are
what all the Skeletons are
eating these days and look
how skinny they are? 🙂
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Bad carbs always win in my body.
Bad cars are easy to eat, but hard to put down.
I think carbs are essential. They are indeed the very best of food in my opinion. Moderation is the tough part.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
Especially the chocolate carbs. They’re the best!
Mmm… Bad carbs 🙂
I like to think that there are no bad carbs. Only slightly less good carbs.
Well, they are always good to me. That’s for sure.
Yeah. good and tasty carbs!
You know what they say about carb-ma. What goes around, comes around (your middle, that is).
My middle is already pretty carb-packed.
Nice play on words Peter. If it tastes good put it in the Good Carb pile. If it tastes bad then it don’t matter anyway.
Exactly! Chocolate and wine gums are on the top of the good carb list.
Oh that comment was from me but I didn’t notice Dixie’s details were still in the comment fields
It’s almost as if you and Dixie use the same computer or something.
Hahaha! I adore this joke! Very punny! I mean, funny. 😀
You’d better watch it, or the pun police might have to arrest you!
Very funny. Love the ever so slight expression change in the 2nd panel when he says “they’re bad.”
Thanks, Frank!
Something that tastes so good can’t be bad for you right?
Not in my world it can’t!
The bad thing is when they meet in the stomach. BURRRRRRRRRRRP!!!! oops excuse me.
Yeah, and then you have the Carb Wars!
I once went on a low carb diet and lost pounds and pounds until . . . oops. Dang those carbs! The only good carbs are the ones loaded up on before running a marathon, so I’ve heard.
Joyce
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com
I love loading up on carbs before a marathon. Maybe one day I’ll even try to run one.
It could mean “bad” as in cool… so then there would only be good carbs and cool carbs!
I like the way you think!
Hmmm…isn’t it supposed to be bad COP good COP?? Winky and Fraz, you really need to learn English more 😉
Yeah, but we were playing the carb police.
Luckily the grammar police didn’t hear us.
I had some German Chocolate Cake Carbs and I cream carbs a few days in a row…hmmm. Trust me, they were good carbs. 🙂
Yep, they sound like very good carbs alright!
Ha,ha,ha. Funny stuff!
It’s only funny until someone gets arrested!
I’ll never be able to play good carb- bad carb, because both will be eaten before they get their turn…
That’s kind of a problem with us, too. You have to plan ahead and stock up on a lot of carbs so you won’t run out.
That badge looks painfull. 🙂
Don’t worry, Goeber! It’s a stick-on badge. Not too ouchy.
Carbelicious!
That sounds like a good advertising slogan! I’d buy it!
Where did Winky get the police hat?
You don’t think I’m a real police officer? I could arrest you for that!
Well, okay, I bought it at the toy store.
So there is no police officer looking for his hat ?
No. Stealing a police officer’s hat could be dangerous!
Hahahahahaha, I laughed out loud. Really liked the punchline 🙂
Thanks, Alecho!
Hahaha…
I’ve always related best to the good carb.
🙂
I guess I kinda like the bad ones best. But don’t tell anyone!
Good and Bad Carbs
Well it is always those
Bad Carbs that seem
so nice to eat, but alas
so Bad for the body…
As Scientists always tell
us, mind you Scientists
are always changing the
goal posts and so on the
morrow, chocolate, toffee,
Wonga Wonga Treats and
treacle tarts will be on the
Good Carbs list… BTW
Wonga Wonga Treats are
what all the Skeletons are
eating these days and look
how skinny they are? 🙂
Have a great day Binky
Androgoth
Thank you for that, Andro. That was a very well written poem!
I need some of those Wonga Wonga Treats! Fast!