Idiot’s Guide
There’s a guide to just about anything these days.
Doron, our artist friend, invented a new treat guaranteed to warm up anyone’s heart no matter how cold they are: Wombania Ice Lollies. Apparently they work by reverse icemosis. You can read all about them on Doron’s Wombania Ice Lollies post on his art blog.
Blahahahahahahhahahaha both look like best sellers
Best… but not Peter 🙂 lol
Peter Sellers I meant, cheeky xxxx
Andro, where is your site?
http://andro54.wordpress.com/
Just click on one of my comments and then ask permission to access, I will open the gates my good friend 🙂 I tried sending you an invite to my Space ages ago but was unable to achieve it. You are welcome if we can ever sort it out, I will try again Dave 🙂
I should have written them.
Chris set himself for that one because just by reading the book he is reading he’s calling himself an idiot.
He’s not the only one who calls himself that.
Isn’t he your meal ticket?
I would say we are his. He wouldn’t be semi-famous if it wasn’t for us.
I accidentally ran across a hostel the wombies may be interested in staying in if you ever travel:
wombat’s CITY Hostels: http://www.wombats-hostels.com/vienna/the-lounge/
Excellent name, though there doesn’t seem to be any reason they called themselves that. Perhaps I could rent them a mascot.
Common denominator: idiots rule this house!
Then how come I’m not in charge?
Winky, do you know what you just said?
I think so. I guess I shouldn’t have!
That’s okay, Winky. The truth be know, all you wombies are in control at your house….just ask Chris.
We like to let Chris think he’s in control, though. It keeps him subdued.
Yeah, I know, mine do the same thing.
It’s good to keep the humans happy.
They do a good job at keeping me happy. Everyone one of them are very helpful and like to do things for me.
I like to help Chris too! Sometimes he doesn’t seem to like my help though.
I appreciate what they do for me, and they appreciate what I do for them.
I think Chris is just stubborn.
That’s a nice way to put it!
Poor Chris, he never learns 🙁 lol
He’s kind of like a human me sometimes.
Yes but without the knowledge of chocolate treat making 🙂 You are the best chocolatier around these parts Winky, everyone knows that 🙂
Really? Well I do work at it! Making chocolate is the best thing in the world.
Great cartooning Peter as always 🙂
Thanks, Andro.
You’re very welcome Peter 🙂
🙂
Poor ole Chris!
And he’s really old that’s for sure!
Older than dirt?
Twice as old I bet!
Wow, that’s like ancient! He could be mummified!
That might explain the way he is!
I think your on to something here, Fraz!
I should check to see if he’s all wrapped up under his clothes!
He certainly does a lot of groaning so he must be a mummy 🙁
I wonder if he would
be a good Zombie chaser?
I dunno. The zombies do seem to be attracted to him!
Too funny, Peter!
Thanks, Deb.
Your most welcome, Peter!
🙂
Wombie on a stick?! Only Doron could have thought of that!
I think you’re right!
I thought it was something rude at first, but no they are just Wombie lollipops, what a relief 🙂
You must have been talking to Tony.
Twink = 1
Chris = 0
It was no contest, really.
Humans are just so gullible.
Binky has made a guest appearance in one of my comics. http://tonymcgurk.com/comic/mind-games-1-crazy-idea/
That’s great, Tony! I’ll be adding that to my art gallery next week, if you don’t mind.
No I don’t mind at all Pete. I tried a number of times to draw Binky freehand but I just couldn’t get him looking right so I traced him onto a transparent layer from an image of him on the cover of a Time magazine that I found here somewhere
You did a good job of drawing Binky, however you managed to do it. Wait, Binky was on the cover of Time? He never tells me anything.
I seem to remember that topic being covered once in a documentary by David Attenborough titled “The secret life of Wombies”
I was actually checking if he did make a wombat video & came across another one you might enjoy. Don’t mess with wombats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfNmX1do7Po
Wombats don’t like their burrows to be invaded. Especially if you haven’t brought them any chocolate.
I didn’t see The Secret Life of Wombies, either. I’m beginning to suspect those little guys do have a secret life I don’t know about.
I just saw it, Tony!….great job! 🙂
Tony’s comic is Binky approved!
I think they might be trying to tell you something there! 😉
I try not to listen to them.
Takes one to know one.
You’re saying Chris is a Wombie?
I don’t need to know how to raise a wombie. I have smarts. Feed them chocolate and put newspaper down
Newspapers?! I think we’ve been insulted! But I’ll take that chocolate.
I went to our town’s chocolate factory today. I bought plenty of Easter German chocolate. How does a Carmel Creme Easter Egg sound?
Very very delicious! You’re lucky. Chocolate factories are the greatest places on earth!
This place is the best of both worlds because they also sell wine gums for you and gummies for me. 🙂
Really? They must have saw us coming! I think I could live there.
I know I just went to the dentist…but Easter German chocolate sounds really good 🙂
German chocolate is a million times better than a dentist’s visit!
I agree with you 100%!!!!!!!!!!
We should turn all dentist offices into chocolate shops!
Except us humans don’t continually grow teeth. We might need to improve the ratio of dentists to chocolate shops. Maybe 10% dentists offices to 90% chocolate shops.
I could go for that. 90% chocolate shops would still be a big improvement!
Bwahahahahahahahaha. I think Wombies are perfect so book two is in order.
Have a wonderful day filled with chocolate. 🙂
We think Wombies are perfect, too!
We could have used these this winter… it was downright ch ch ch chilly. 🙂
Wombie Ice Lollies are the perfect treat to warm anyone’s heart!
Winky needs a book too.
I do! One on how to raise a chocolate tree!
What’s there to know, they both respond to positive reinforcement using WINEGUMS!! W.C.C.
That’s true, though humans seem to have a lot of other complications to consider.
Good one. Those books have made so much money by insulting their customers!
I guess they know their market well.
Just making my last stop in for the night to drop off cookie trays for the wombies night stand.
night
And it was the perfect midnight snack! Thanks, Deb.
Of course. Here’s more for tonight. I know you wake up around 2 for something to snack on.
It’s hard to sleep too long without getting hungry!
Nothing like a good quality of reading.
Personally, I’d prefer a book on chocolate.
Does one raise an idiot or just let them become one on their own? Inquiring minds want to know.
I think it preferable to raise one since you can mold him to be cooperative.
You can’t judge a book by its reader.
But you can judge a book by its subject. I think.
I think that’s a big niche… books catering to the wombie market!
Maybe I need to tailor my writing to my own market!
I couldn’t agree more!!! Love this cartoon!!!
Poor Chris!
Thanks, Cha.
I guess it goes both ways.
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com
We all need advice sometimes.
The sticks make the Wombies, even Twink, look like they have large penises, or is that penii???
Just sayin’
St. Patrick’s day is over. Put down that beer!
Language Timothy, I mean Tony 🙂 lol
Tony is paying his penance now.
Huahahahahahaha……
True, there’s a book for almost anything now.
I wonder if I can find a book on an all-you-can-eat chocolate diet?
If the book doesn’t exist, you should be the one writing it 😉
I’d like to write that book!
I agree with Novroz, Twink, there’s a book for everything if you look hard enough, now where’s the one for making money? 🙂 xPenx
I think that book is hiding from us.
lol, classic 🙂
Thanks, Nathaniel.
That’s a classic.
🙂
Great set up and follow though Peter!
Thanks Denny!
Ahahahaha! Ok…this one made me laugh out loud too! *snort*
I don’t think Chris found it so funny, though!