Incriminating Breath
What we eat can say many things about us, whether we like it or not.
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on Cinnamon Buns: “It’s also about time the government increased the cinnaminimum wage!” Apr 17, 19:13
Damn you Garlic!!!!!
Chocolate is better because it doesn’t leave any evidence!
unless the chocolate is melted. But easily cleaned, I tend to use my tongue.
I eat chocolate so fast it doesn’t have time to melt!
Chocolate garlic chicken…hmmm, could catch on!!!!
It’d be a hit with us Wombies!
and a few loons too 🙂
We should have a chocolate chicken BBQ, then!
Sounds like a delicious plan. I’ll bring a bottle of wine gums 😉
It’s a date!
I will be calling in for some of those too 🙂
We’ll have plenty for you, too, Andro!
OK, but Androgoth go easy on the spam 😉
I always give the Spam to the Zombies as they enjoy chewing it, but I will be too busy eating the wine gums and pancakes 🙂 Hope you like a nice helping of BBQ’d Wambo Burgers Loon 🙂
Pass the chocolate BBQ sauce!
Do you want the chocolate BBQ sauce with garlic, or without?
Oh yum, my stomach is grumbling. Anyone for marshmallow dip and chocolate chip cookies?
Me! With fudge drizzle and rolled in coconut!
Wow Loon are you toasting the marshmallows for all of us? 🙂 Yaaay I will have mine rolled in strawberry sauce, you know the blood red type 🙂
I’ll have that strawberry sauce, too! I’m a vampy prince, too!
Chocolate bbq sauce is just what I need to go with tonight’s dinner.
I guess I should start making chocolate barbeque sauce at my factory, too!
Lol!! you should brush your teeth first 😉
That would have been a good idea!
Or chew up mint flavored wine gums…
Wine gums to brush your teeth with! That’s another great idea I should work on at my chocolate factory.
I don’t mind Winky having garlic breath, as long as he shares the honey-garlic chicken with me! LOL!
I’ll share next time!
Hahaha! With a little brush and floss it will never hold up in court! (At least we can hope so, anyway, Winky)!
🙂
I thought eating the evidence was good enough, but I guess not!
You left the dirty plate.
Twink caught me before I could hide it in the dishwasher!
haha…I love that last line. I will use it.
Not against me, I hope!
He has plenty blow hards with bad breath…
Ahh Garlic. I am waiting for the day when they find a cure for garlic breath.
A non-stinky garlic would be a good invention!
If his breath is anything like my wife’s after she eats garlic, it will incriminate him for days 🙂
Maybe I need to go into hiding, then.
That Garlic breath can last for a whole week 🙁
Well at least it should keep the vampires away!
😯
There’s been a lot of vampires and zombies and skeletons around here lately.
Yes and I have just brought a herd of them over here so watch out for the rush, they usually head straight for the Garlic eaters first so best to avoid that I think? 🙂
That’s a good reason not to eat garlic, then! Maybe we could put out some garlic as decoys?
Yes we could try that on one of Fraz’z beach parties, just in case they escape the traps 🙂
That would be good. We don’t want them ruining our beach parties!
Yes especially if we are having those jellied brains, those Zombies will eat anything in sight 🙁
Only the fake jellied brains for me, thank you!
Yours are made from the essence of pancake rolled with wine gum syrup and gooey spam fudge delight, they are a deicacy of the rich and famous, or so I have heard 🙂
A delicacy too 🙂 lol
Well, in that case, I’ll have double. Maybe triple! And I don’t care how you spell it. It sounds yummy to me!
Busted. Bwahahahahahaha. Can’t hide some foods at all.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
Not even if you hide it in your stomach.
hahaha…mind you, if the garlic didn’t incriminate him, the empty plate might. 🙂
Yeah, the empty plate was a bit of a problem!
Did you steal her plate, too?
Well the plate was just sitting in the fridge screaming “Eat me!” So I did. Eat the chicken, I mean, not the plate.
uh-oh… the breath is a DEAD give-away!!!!
a little gargle after dinner, perhaps?!?!?
🙂
A chocolate flavored gargle would be just the thing!
We don’t serve anything with Garlic so you will have to have the chicken with chocolate sauce instead 🙂
That sounds like my kind of chicken!
Yum chicken in chocolate sause..Andro i want it too 🙂
We need to have a chocolate chicken party!
Yes and that Chocolate Chicken Party has a nice ring to it don’t you think Winky? 🙂
Sounds good to me! But anything with food in its name, I think sounds good.
You can have as much as you can eat Soma 🙂
Garlic will out you everytime!!
It’s a lot safer to stick to chocolate!
I’ll take garlic breath over morning breath every time!
now where is this chocolate that you speak of….?
The chocolate is everywhere in Wombania! If you visit my chocolate factory, you can have all you want. Free!
I am already going over there for some, I like those freebies 🙂
The factory is always busy giving tours and free samples!
Yes and a free tube of wine gums with every pancake really gives the new store a perfect image 🙂
Yeah, everyone likes free food! Especially chocolate and wine gums and pancakes!
I think that we deserve another round of pancakes with chocolate fudge sauce, and some nougat would be a nice change too 🙂
Sure! And fudge-stuffed pancakes are a nice treat, too!
I like stuffing things Winky 🙂
Wow for me it is my archenemy the evil RAW ONION!! My wife makes me bag my mouth for a week … come to think of it she makes me do that EVEN when I don’t eat onions – Hmmm? W.C.C.
Then I guess you might as well eat the onions, because at least then you have something!
Doing the time, may as well do the crime, eh?
Yeah, and do it with a full stomach, too!
The smell of guilt hangs heavy in the air.
Guilt and garlic!
Winky do not worry..what one has not seen cannot be proven in the court of law….you ate raw garlic for heart stick with this story
Okay, I won’t worry! Thanks, Soma!
As long as it wasn’t to keep the Vampires away then that is okay 🙂
As long as they’re not biting me in the neck, I’m okay with Vampires.
I think that the girly Vamps will be after you Winky, but that is because they like handsome Wombies with class 🙂
I don’t usually have a problem with that! Maybe I should wear a disguise. But not the SS one!
Oh, no. That disguise would not attract the girly vamps…
I wouldn’t think so! At least I hope not!
Well if you were to use the SS one you would be too busy saving all the girly Vamps, and practicing your life saving skills on them 🙂
That sounds awfully dangerous to me! I think I’d better find some other kind of disguise that won’t get me into trouble!
It won’t be any trouble for those Vampy girls, they love cuddling up so be warned if you don’t like being chased around your factory for hours 🙂
Yeah, I think I need to find some other kind of disguise then. Maybe if I dress up as a clove of garlic?
Oh, yeah, garlic is a traitor 😉
Yeah, it doesn’t know how to keep a secret!
And it stinks horrible too, or is that what you meant already? 🙂 lol
I meant that, and the fact that garlic likes to gossip!
Yes that Garlic never shuts up, I know what you mean 🙂
And if you crush it, it talks less, but stinks more!
But it tastes so much better!
Garlic gets you one way or another!
Especially if you are a Vampy 🙁 Ouch
Garlic makes food better but is such a bad secret keeper..hey what about a chocolate mouth spray,keep it with you at all times ….
That sounds like something I should work on! Who wouldn’t love a chocolate flavored mouth spray?
Should’ve garnished that plate with some parsley.
I don’t know if that would have fooled Twink, though.
Now I know why the police never believed my side of the story.
I guess I’m lucky Twink never took it that far!
If you eat parsley, it removes the smell.
It does?? I’d better stock up on parsley!
Oh, but parsley tastes icky. And you should not swallow it. I vote for fruity wine gums.
I guess I’d rather have wine gums than parsley, too.
I vote fruity wine gums too Red 😉
It’s hard to beat wine gums!
Nice piece of info Tom 🙂
Hmmm… Shoulda cooked it using odourless garlic. That’s the stuff they make odourless garlic capsules from.
I’ll tell Twink to use odorless garlic the next time she makes her honey garlic chicken so I can eat it without her knowing.
Garlic is a bad way to hide the evidence.
Yeah, I know that now!
who can resist honey-garlic chicken?
Not me!! Obviously.
Put a tic tac in your mouth and get a bang out of life….and stay out of a lot of trouble too.
That would have been a better idea!
Those tick tacs are really yummy but I haven’t seen any in years 🙁
I should make wine gum flavored tic tacs in my factory!
I would eat those for sure 🙂
So would I!
lol…Winky, what are you doing eating garlic chicken instead of chocolate?
Sometimes I just have to eat something else other than chocolate. But not too often.
That’s actually a good idea. Eating too much of the same thing and you could get sick of it. I know you wouldn’t want that to happen with chocolate.
No, that’s for sure! But I’m not sure if a Wombie could ever get sick of eating chocolate.
Well lets not have to learn the hard way…just eat some garlic chicken once in a while. But if you have some of Twinks you best ask first.
I guess I should have asked first, but the chicken was just sitting in the fridge all alone, just asking to be eaten!
Well in that case what is a Winky to do, but to eat it….She can make more.
I gave Twink some extra special heart-shaped chocolate fudge truffles to make up for it!
I’m back…Missed it here. 😉
Welcome back, Deb!
And we missed you, too.
Hope you got everything settled back home.
Everything squared away. Now to enjoy that last of the summer here.
And I’m sure you will enjoy it!
I hope to. We’ve been getting a lot of rain. It’d be nice if I could share a little of that with you, assuming you guys are still lacking it.
Maybe you could do some rainy day painting, perhaps?
We have gotten some rain the last couple of weeks, but it still is quite dry around here. A lot of crop failure, unfortunately.
Crop failure…Sorry to hear that. Just what you need for higher grocery prices.
I may do a little rainy day painting today.
Sometimes the rain can be rather nice, cooler and refreshing. Especially after such a hot, dry summer.
I hope you get a good amount of it too to cool things off a bit.
We had a week or so of nicer, cooler weather, but now it’s back up to 30 (85).
Hey welcome back Deb 🙂 Here have a freshly made pancake with extra choco topping just for you 🙂
Thanks Andro, and for the pancake with extra choco topping…I ate it right up. 😉
Don’t worry, we’ll make more!
Let me know when you do. I think I may still be hungry.
More has been made! Eat as much as you want. We never run out of pancakes for long around here!
That’s right, Twink has a pancake machine. How could I forget…I’ll take two silver dollars.
Help yourself to the chocolate sauce, the maple syrup, the blueberries, the fudge topping, and anything else!
Yep! Can’t hide that.
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Maybe with a lot of gargle. Or parsley!