My chiropractor told me he once forgot a patient attached to a stretching table and was on the way home when he remembered. He came back to the office afraid that he was going to be sued or worse, but found the man was still asleep. He made some noise and told him he was done. The guy woke up and claimed that he had never felt better after a treatment before. Yes… Sleep is the best.
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If Winky was so relaxed & fell asleep then why did Twink wake him up?
Yes Tony, well said ☺ lol
Because he was supposed to be meditating, not sleeping! Winky sleeps enough.
I don’t think Winky has an intermediate meditative state. He’s either awake or asleep or eating chocolate
I suspect you’re right, Tony.
My chiropractor told me he once forgot a patient attached to a stretching table and was on the way home when he remembered. He came back to the office afraid that he was going to be sued or worse, but found the man was still asleep. He made some noise and told him he was done. The guy woke up and claimed that he had never felt better after a treatment before. Yes… Sleep is the best.
LOL 😆 that’s really funny.
Yes, a pretty funny story!
I think I should go see that doctor!
Did he notice he was 2″ taller?
I could use that.
There’s nothing like a good nap Winky ☺ lol
Just don’t try to nap when Twink is around!
lol, well sometimes I can definitely relate. 😉
Meditating is exhausting!
You have amazing spiritual talents, Winky. You’re a natural.
Thanks. It’s probably because I practice napping a lot.
Shouldn’t there be chocolate with you meditate? I’m thinking so.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
There sure should be!
There is nothing better than a nap!
Especially a nap after dessert!
Hahaha, that makes me laugh harder than it should because I ALWAYS fall asleep trying to meditate! – http://www.domesticgeekgirl.com
It’s pretty easy to do!
I’m still waiting for the Winky app.
All I have is the Winky nap.
Million dollar idea: Winky Nap App. An app that only has lectures from Binky that is sure to put one to sleep!
That might work! As long as Binky doesn’t find out.
Winky, I bet you was dreaming of chocolate.
I was!
That’s the best form of meditation!
It worked for me!
Sleep sounds good right now, Winky.
It was a pretty good sleep until Twink woke me up.