Winky on Food by Mail: “That sounds like a good diet to me! The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times…” Aug 27, 13:28
David on Food by Mail: “Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat. When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse,…” Aug 27, 13:06
Winky on Food by Mail: “Better instructions and a WAY bigger box!” Aug 27, 12:30
H. Stacy on Food by Mail: “That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!” Aug 27, 11:27
Winky on Food by Mail: “I need to order more food before I starve to death!” Aug 27, 10:07
Winky on Evil Gravity: “I’ll have to ask Binky about the gravity stuff. But if the earth was a big flat round cookie, I…” Aug 24, 15:24
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I’m still waiting for my cookies. I think it’s gonna be a long wait.” Aug 24, 15:21
David on Evil Gravity: “Winky, have you thought about what it would be like if there were no gravity? That’s what the *flat-earthers say.…” Aug 24, 15:20
David on Self Punishment: “That was polite of her to ask. She has poor follow-through, though. Where are your cookies?” Aug 24, 15:17
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I think it’s the perfect punishment!” Aug 24, 14:30
I hate when that happens!
I think everyone does.
I’m pretty sure ours lies too. Very sure in fact.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
Mirrors are not nearly as reliable as they used to be.
I would love a kinder mirror, too!
Wouldn’t everyone!
My mirror is a big liar!
There’s no truth in mirrors anymore.
Dang. My mirror doesn’t lie, but some fat, old lady always jumps in front of me so I can’t see myself.
I think that’s also a common problem!
Liar Liar Mirror on Fire
I would burn it if I could!
Mine’s one of those convex, or is it concave, makes me look fatter than I am.
Mirrors are just mean.
My mirror has been lying to me all through my 30’s 🙁
That’s about when mirrors learn to become dishonest.
Yes it’s like that for me too Twink,
I think it must be faulty or something 😆
I think you’re right. They just don’t make mirrors like they used to.
You’re not wrong there Twink ☺
Am I ever wrong?
Come to think of it… No,
you are never wrong 😆
I think you deserve an extra serving of pancakes!
Hmmm…makes me want to check my own….probably lies too 😛
It probably does. I think it’s a worldwide mirror conspiracy.