Nail Clippers
To be a wombat means to never have to have your nails clipped.
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So what’s Chris waiting for??? Sheesh, he’s a bit slow on the uptake. Get in the yard & start digging Chris. We have the same problem with Drawing Bloke’s teeth. He doesn’t gnaw enough
Perhaps he could gnaw on Chris’s fingernails. It’d solve both problems.
Hehe..
Hmm… Why do the wombies dig so much?
We love digging! Wild wombats live in elaborate burrows which can be up to 30 meters long, and they can dig in almost anything other than solid rock. So if you need any gardening or landscaping done, or have any post holes to dig, just call your local Wombies. They’d be glad to help.
Actually, from a wombie’s point of view Binky makes sense.
I always make sense, even if humans can’t always understand me.
I dig. I dig, man. 🙂
You’re a good Wombie!
That makes perfect sense to me. Kinda like people who belong to a gym. How about tryin’ some physical labor for a change.
When I dig, I prefer to use a shovel, thank you. My fingernails aren’t made for digging.
Aw, man. I wanted to see you shrieking “I broke a nail!” like a little gril
My “shrieking like a little girl” has been greatly exaggerated!
Or butt scratching.
I’ll take your word for it. Hand sanitizer!
Like this one?
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Dog-Slobber-Hand-Sanitizer
That’d work! Though they should make a “Human Slobber” or “Kid Slobber version”.
You have to HAND it to me.
I’d prefer to send it via rocket-mail.
Why would Chris want to dig with his hand,Binky? He is after all…human!
Silly humans don’t appreciate the joys of simple digging.
Hear hear!! They even used that troublesome shovel to dig even though they have their nails to do the job!
Humans usually prefer to use tools or gadgets to do their work.
Talk about getting your hands into your work! Nothing like good old earth crust under your nails!
That’s for sure! Those claws were made for digging!
Bwahahahahahahaha. Binky is one smart fellow. Well for a Wombie that is.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
Wombies are a lot smarter than we might look.
Hahaha…
a nice hole and a manicure… it’s like two birds with one stone!
🙂
It’s always worked well for us. Plus we have lots of extra burrows, which is helpful in the current real estate market.
Hahaha…
they do say that it’s a digger’s market…
🙂
Humans and their cultivated, civilized ways. Let ’em grow, m’boy! 😀
Chris could be one of those long-nail sideshow attractions.
All caught up now. Whew! You are kicking out some good material.
Wombies dig with their hands, and kick it out with their feet.
I dig this comic 😉
Then I guess you don’t need your nails clipped.
So I’m guessing there aren’t very many marsupial manicurists?
I got to start digging around the backyard more often!
No, we take pride in keeping our nails self-trimmed. And it’s never too late to start digging yourself.
Clearly!
Not so clear to Chris, apparently.
How about Pet Paws. Cool gadget with a motor that files down nails. Of course if doesn’t work for big dogs. Are you a big wombat?
Joyce
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com
I’m a medium sized wombat, but it’s Chris that needs the fingernail trimming. Does that come in a human version?
I clip my dog’s toenails by taking them for a walk on cement.
I tried that with Chris, but he didn’t like the leash and refused to walk on all fours.
I pick my nose a lot. Do you think that is enough to trim my nails?
I suppose it depends on what you’re mining. More hand sanitizer, please!
Maybe Chris should just bite his fingernails this time….well, the wombie’s might like that idea.
That could work, too. Or I could use my laser on him.
I’m a gardener. I dig in the dirt every day. All I get is dirty nails. They are healthy and strong though. Need to use a toenail clipper to trim them.
Chris definitely needs to take up gardening, then. Plus we could enjoy some very tasty benefits from his labors.