Speed of Light Diet
If you could lose weight at the speed of light, no one would have a weight problem for long.
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I think Binky in his ultimate wisdom has this a bit skewed… though it would make a ton of $$ on a tv commercial!
It’s not my fault Winky misinterpreted what I said! Though the “Speed of Light Diet” probably could make some money as an infomercial.
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I’m cuddly!
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So Einstein is to blame for me being fat?
Yes, you could say that.
But I won’t say that, because I’m not going to say you’re fat!
A wise Winky 🙂
Sometimes I’m smarter than I look.
Slow down faster Winky!
I’m slowing down as fast as I can!
Too much Science, Winky. You would have more fun at the beach.
The beach sounds like a much better idea!
Ah!!! good theory…that means I should stop moving around so fast to lower my weight 😉
You need to move backwards to lose weight. Can turtles swim backwards?
If those wombats keep getting any smarter they are going to put this Scholar out of business!
I wouldn’t worry about that. You’re the highest rated Dummy I know.
Oh that’s a relief. Hey, wait a minute! :-X
That was meant as a compliment!
Actually, Binky may be on to something. You definitely burn more calories when you run backwards!
When you run backwards, you generate negative calories which I could use quite a lot of.
I used to think that I could travel back in time by going the wrong way on a treadmill. Let me know if it works. 🙂
So far I’m still in the present, although sometimes people tell me I’m not really here.
Damn, wish I’d known about this diet 5- 6 weeks ago when I cut out booze to try and lose my beer belly – would have been a lot more fun keeping the booze and running backwards instead !!!
Perhaps you can still employ this diet in order to maintain you new svelte self.
Hahaha…
now this sounds like a perfect excuse to take a nice long nap!
🙂
I think it might be too much to ask for that napping will slow you down enough to lose weight. Though I am willing to give it a try.
Hahaha…
maybe if I sleep through a snack or two? Nah. I’d probably just have three or four to make up for the ones I missed during my nap.
🙂
If you could sleep through all your meals, that should help you lose weight, but you’re probably right. You’d just end up eating more when you wake up.
Uuugh, great. W/ my wonky ear I can’t even use the treadmill, let alone BACKWARDS!
To be honest, the reverse treadmill diet doesn’t seem to be working for me either.
So if this proof as to why I shouldn’t run?
Joyce
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com
Slow is better, backwards is best!
good to see winky using science for something useful for once 🙂
Science has always been my favorite scientific subject.
Ha! Moving forward in reverse.
It’s the only way to fly! Or lose weight.