Winky on Food by Mail: “That sounds like a good diet to me! The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times…” Aug 27, 13:28
David on Food by Mail: “Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat. When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse,…” Aug 27, 13:06
Winky on Food by Mail: “Better instructions and a WAY bigger box!” Aug 27, 12:30
H. Stacy on Food by Mail: “That was a small box. They should have provided better instructions!” Aug 27, 11:27
Winky on Food by Mail: “I need to order more food before I starve to death!” Aug 27, 10:07
Winky on Evil Gravity: “I’ll have to ask Binky about the gravity stuff. But if the earth was a big flat round cookie, I…” Aug 24, 15:24
Fraz on Self Punishment: “I’m still waiting for my cookies. I think it’s gonna be a long wait.” Aug 24, 15:21
David on Evil Gravity: “Winky, have you thought about what it would be like if there were no gravity? That’s what the *flat-earthers say.…” Aug 24, 15:20
Damn, it’s stupid, but i can’t stop laughing…
You probably wouldn’t be laughing if you were a toad. Oh, maybe you would.
omg this is sooooo stupid but funny wtf i cant stop lafing
Well, as long as you keep breathing . . .
… the 20 kilos i gained in the last year must really like your food jokes…
thank you for those gems…
Perhaps if you tried the Toad Food Diet, you could lose those extra pounds.
I think I’d rather eat a toad than tofu.
I think I’d rather be a toad!
Toad food would probably taste better…
It probably would!