Training for Mediocrity
Train hard, eat hard. That’s Winky’s motto.
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on Food by Mail: “That sounds like a good diet to me! The shampoo bottle should have been more specific. Like, repeat ten times…” Aug 27, 13:28
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on Self Punishment: “I’m still waiting for my cookies. I think it’s gonna be a long wait.” Aug 24, 15:21
Average gets you a bag
of yummy flavoured wine
gums Winky, well done 🙂
Well maybe all my training was worth it, then!
Yes it’s always a good
idea to do some training,
even if your goal is to
scoff lots of goodies after
it all 🙂 Something to be
looking forwards to 🙂
There isn’t any point to train if you can’t have some goodies afterwards! Lots and lots of goodies!
Oh yes, let’s stock up at your factory before we lose sight of the most important rule. You know it well, always make room for lots of chocolate surprises 😆
That’s one rule I always obey!
It depends a little on the sample size, of course. If you’re the only one being surveyed, you’ll always be average, no matter how much you train. On the other hand, if you let yourself go, you’ll still always be average, so where’s the harm in having that extra piece of chocolate?
Binky didn’t tell me about the sample size. But I like the way you think! I’m going to have an extra piece of chocolate right now!
I hope you enjoy it!
I always enjoy my chocolate!
You could never be mediocre, Winky!
Thanks, David! I’d like to be above average in something!
Better than being less than average. 🙂
I guess that is something!
Sometimes that’s all one can achieve. At least you were in the game.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
Yeah, it was all I could achieve.
If you’re in the middle, you’re in front of a lot of others!
That’s a good way of looking at it!
Cookie arm curls is the best exercise for you, Winky. It will keep your pot belly nice and round, and the workout will taste really good. Then you can take a nap…and dream sweetly…literally
That’s the kind of workout I dream of! I want you to be my workout coach!
Hello guys!! Long time no see.
You know Winky, you should also do diet not just gym 😉
Diet?? I can’t live without my treats!
Nice to hear from you, Novia. I hope you and the little one are doing well.
Thank you Peter. So far, everything is well, I just can’t wait to see him
The last few days must be difficult waiting, but he will be born when he will be born!
Good job Winky, you’re all the way up to mediocre!
And I worked hard for that! I think I need some chocolate.
It’s good to excel at something!
I don’t know if it’s good to excel at mediocrity!
Think of the benefits Winky. Highly trained athletes eventually lose their ability & skills with age. The mediocre have less to lose. You will therefore stay at your current mediocre level for many years, long after the physically gifted have peaked & faded away.
Wow, that sounds really good! Maybe being mediocre isn’t so bad after all. Maybe it’s a good thing that I’m only average!
Imagine where you’d be w/out training.
Eating chocolate, that’s where!
Yep, sounds like training 😉
I think maybe I should have just trained to eat cookies.