Wombie Legends
Wombie legends and fairy tales could explain a lot about the way Wombies are.
Wombat Day, the most important day of the year, is less than one month away! October 22 is the day that all things wombat are celebrated worldwide, so don’t forget to make room for chocolate, wine gums, and a delectible Wombat Cake!
Discussion (65) ¬
A lie will gallop halfway round the world before the truth has time to eat chocolate.
But I bet the truth is happier, with all that chocolate.
Hey, you can’t sugar coat the truth!
No, but you could add a little chocolate syrup to it.
Lies?
Legends?
Pearls of wisdom !!!
(especially the one about the best way to win)
Pearls of Wombie Wisdom!
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Hey, that’s my line!
If at first you don’t succeed, try another lie… and offer chocolate.
That’d work on me!
Binky, There are no stubbed questions only stubbed people.
Just because I’m shorter than you, doesn’t mean you have to call me stubbed!
I love the Wombie cake. You need to sell those in stores.
I’d like to, if anyone knew what Wombies were!
Simply find a market! I’m sure they’d sell in Australia
Even in Australia, wombats are under-appreciated. But if you’d like to be my cake agent. . .
We could do a tie-in with Wombat Stew! Though I think we’ll need a lawyer too…
Lawyers always have a way of weaseling their way into everything, don’t they? (I hope you’re referring to stew made by wombats and not from them!)
Where there’s a will, there’s a dead person!
Wombie legends are cool!
Wombies have all the best legends.
I’ve learned some valuable axioms to live by today!
Just don’t blame me for the consequences of using them!
You have wombat day? is there turtle day out there?
The legend is (or is it are) really good, I like that one on the best way to win 😉
Well, we kind of created Wombat Day seven years ago. So if there is no Turtle Day, maybe you could make one yourself. Or at least a Kame & Kroten Day.
Aha…you tricky wombies! 😉
I want to find out is there turtle day out there…I am going to do an internet search now
Well if there isn’t a Turtle Day, there should be!
I have become really fond of Wombats since readin’ this strip. I would say that we are goin’ to celebrate Wombat day at Gatorhead but I will probably forget before then. Maybe if I write it down I can remember.
Don’t worry, Bo, we will be nagging reminding everyone a number of times before the big day arrives.
Is nagging a common trait among Wombats? Mercy…My wife must be part Wombat.
We don’t like to nag, but we are persistent. Very, very persistent.
It’s a good thing Chris stepped in for a minute
(because I was trying to write everything down and Winky was talking pretty fast – I needed a chance to catch up)!
🙂
You could always buy the book Wombie Legends and How to Imporove Your Life from the little stand we have set up near the exit.
Hahaha…
I can use all the self-help I can get!
(Does that book come with chocolate?)
🙂
The book is actually printed on chocolate, so you can eat your way through it.
You’ve taken up all the governments rules. Bwahahahahaha. Wait, why am I laughing.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
You’re right, governments do seem to follow those rules!
Hmm, good list. Too bad he got interrupted. Love Winky’s Wisdom.
Someone called me wise!!
Looks like Winky has what it takes to be CEO of a multi-National company. Love the forest background you’ve used
Maybe I should put in my applications now, why I’ve still got it!
I’ve heard that legends are best served with dark chocolate. and lips that lie can never touch chocolate & mine 😉 so they have to be legends!!
No chocolate?! I’ll never tell another lie ever again!
share the wisdom with the young. after all they are our future.
I try to, but not everyone appreciates my wisdom.
Wow! You guys look really cool out in the forest. Natural or something.
Let’s see… Wisdom…
Avoid the boss at all cost!
Considering that we’re genetically modified Wombies, it’s good that we look natural!
That sounds like wise advice to me!
What I really want to know is how did the legends start?
I don’t know how the legends started. I bet that’s a Wombie legend, too!
I wish someone had told me a few of those Great Truths when I was younger. 🙂
Me too! That’s why I was trying to pass on my wisdom to Fraz.
The legend of getting ahead it seems. I’ve seen some folks whom immerse themselves in the Wombie Legends.
Yes, unfortunately a lot of people do seem to follow these axioms.
I prefer to hear the painful truth, than sweet lie… and I prefer chocolate 😉
I’d definitely prefer the chocolate over either!
If at first you do not succeed – remove all evidence that you ever tried!!! 🙂
I’ve tried that, but it doesn’t always work!
Ha! Serious Wombamania!
The legend continues!
They are some bad legends. 🙂
Bad legends can be a lot of fun!
Wombat cake sounds disturbingly like it’s made of wombats.
Wombat cake is made by wombats, and for wombats, but not of wombats!
“You cannot handle the Truth!” and that’s exactly the reason why I live in a world of lies, protected from truth 😉
Welcome to my world! We call it Wombania!