Later that night: “I hear squeaking”
“Oh, that’s probably chris wanting to go to the bathroom again”
“Since when does he squeak to go to the bathroom?”
“Since I put him in a giant plastic bag where that’s the only noise he can make”
“Oh okay. You did what?“
Ha Ha that is brilliantly funny. He could blow the bag up really tight then he could have fun rolling down a hill or bouncing around all over the place. Bearman took my main line of thought. I was gunna say that’s the biggest colostomy bag I ever did see but he’s not supposed to be on the inside with all the pee & poo, yuck!!!
Standing on the counter beside the sink. It’s the only way they can get to the upper cupboards where all the treats are stored. (Don’t worry, they have very clean feet.)
While I can’t answer your first or second question, the third one is easy. We are Wombies. The bad news is we sold your horse. The good news is we got a truck-load of wine gums for him, which we’re willing to share.
At least he got air. Now what to do about the bathroom breaks.
Oops! We kinda forgot about that.
Later that night: “I hear squeaking”
“Oh, that’s probably chris wanting to go to the bathroom again”
“Since when does he squeak to go to the bathroom?”
“Since I put him in a giant plastic bag where that’s the only noise he can make”
“Oh okay. You did what?“
If you don’t keep your humans under control, they can easily get out of hand.
More importantly what about Wine Gums
That’s how the Wombies keep the Wine Gums to themselves. Seal Chris in a plastic bag.
“The Boy in the Plastic Baggie”, with John Travolta — I watched that!
They stole my story retroactively!
Dude it’s bubble boy. Cool.
Maybe we could put him in a snow globe for Christmas.
Ha Ha that is brilliantly funny. He could blow the bag up really tight then he could have fun rolling down a hill or bouncing around all over the place. Bearman took my main line of thought. I was gunna say that’s the biggest colostomy bag I ever did see but he’s not supposed to be on the inside with all the pee & poo, yuck!!!
Yeah, the rolling down the hill inside the bag sounds a whole lot more fun than the second part!
Smart thinking with the snorkel. 🙂
We didn’t want Chris to suffocate. We just wanted to keep all his human dander from contaminating everything.
Bwahahahahaha. That guy just doesn’t stand a chance with them critters. Bwahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
If you’re not careful, Wombies will definitely take over.
great idea w/the snorkle… bet it would be fun to roll on top of water with, all the view and none of the wet.
Now there’s an idea. An inexpensive, completely dry scuba suit. The Scuba Baggie.
Wait a minute, are they standing on the kitchen sink? (In the kitchen sink?)
Standing on the counter beside the sink. It’s the only way they can get to the upper cupboards where all the treats are stored. (Don’t worry, they have very clean feet.)
Why am I just finding this? Or did I find it and then forget. Who are you people and where is my horse?
While I can’t answer your first or second question, the third one is easy. We are Wombies. The bad news is we sold your horse. The good news is we got a truck-load of wine gums for him, which we’re willing to share.
I’m with Bo! Funny material. Digging browsing through the archives.
Thanks, MJ. If you get buried, just ask one of the Wombies to help dig you out. They’re very proficient diggers.