Licensed to Drive
Fraz: Licensed to drive.
Well, almost.
(This comic strip was previously published on June 22, 2009.)
Wombie adopter Debbie Adams recently added another Wombie to her clan. Young Buzz is a rare spotted Wombie and joins Shadow, Tink, Cookie, Chewy, and Dink at the Adams’ household. You can read about the adoption on Debbie’s Buzz post on her blog.
You two should have brought some jumbo size checker pieces and played on the floor while you were there!
That would have been a good idea! We’ll do that the next time.
LOL Dave
Thank you, thank you (takes a bow)
Yes it’s very unfair that, and they didn’t even offer you any chocolates as you left, how rude of them 🙁 Never mind you can always ask Binky to invent a new rocket car for you, and one that doesn’t require a license 🙂
The people in those places are always mean! I guess my pirate ship and my jet and my snowmobile and my rocket wagon will have to do.
Psst Fraz, I know someone who could put a little engine in your rocket wagon. License free…just don’t tell anyone.
Really? That sounds good to me!
Buzz looks cool Deb 🙂 xxxx
He is! And Buzz is my buddy too!
Winky’s expressions are brilliant in this one Peter, thus adding yet another awesome cartoon strip my great friend 🙂
Have a wicked Thursday…
Thanks, Andro.
Read the manual then pay with your milkshake money. Or just forget about it, and ride a scooter and quad this summer!
I think I’ll just forget about it and go pirating most of the summer!
That sound like more fun to me!
Me too! And then we can take Sharky along too!
Buzz, you buddy is looking forward to being on your crew this summer too!
We’re gonna have tons of fun this summer!
I can’t wait to go pirating with you Fraz, and mom says I can spend the night in our beach house too!
We need to get a treasure map so we can look for buried treasure on the beach!
But where?
That’s what we need a map for!
But where do we find the map?
I dunno. We need a treasure map to find the treasure map!
The system doesn’t work very well, does it?
It never does work well for me!
So unreasonable, but then again it’s hard to drive Fraz when you’re too short to reach the pedals or see over the steering wheel
Human peoples are always unreasonable!
I have some Fraz sized cars like my Vette https://www.comics.wombania.com/fan-art-fraz-corvette-by-debbie-adams// and my station wagon
https://www.comics.wombania.com/fan-art-frazs-snowman-accident-by-debbie-adams/
That right, and you can drive them anytime you want!….says me!
Yay! I will too!
Like isn’t fair, that’s why God created loopholes! 😀
I need to find one of those loopholes!
They turned me down too, Fraz, just ‘cos can’t tell left from right.. I ask you… I could always wear gloves with ‘R’ and ‘L’ on them…Maybe I could find a loophole too? 😎 xPenx
The gloves sound like a good idea. Maybe we could have some chocolate cake together and try to find those loopholes!
Maybe we can start with go-carts
I’d like to have a go-kart!
In memory of Binky (even though he still alive), I purchased some wine gums today even though I am a bear man… not to be confused with Bearman.
All the smartest peoples buy wine gums! But I don’t think you should buy them naked!
Hmm… Okay, a gummie bear type of person not to be confused with a bear man not to be confused with Bearman.
So you’re a gummie bear Dave? Even though you’re a gummie bear and not a wine gum I don’t think you should get close to Winky. He might eat you!
If I was a gummie bear I’d have to worry about my little boy eating me first! 😮
Maybe you’ll have to get some body guards. Or maybe beary guards!
Bwahahahahahahahaha. That would be right, but yet there are so many poor drivers out there.
Have a fabulous day. 🙂
But I’m a good driver! I’ve only run down a few snowman.
That’s my baby Buzz up there!…thank you for posting him!…he shines!
He doesn’t like being called a baby!
How did you know that?
I know! Buzz is a pirate like me and we don’t like to be called all those gushy things!
So how do terrible drivers get their licenses?
They must’ve cheated on the crazy test! :OP
I bet they did too! That makes them even badder!
Oh Young Buzz is a beauty! I hope he likes his new family. 🙂
I’m pretty sure he does!
Lol…I love that expression of Winky in the last panel! Great job, Peter!
Thanks, Deb.
He should go buy a gun. It’s a lot easier.
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2014/03/family-traditions-lets-make-dad-mad.html
There’s no test for that?
As long as they don’t test me for using turn signals, I should be good! – WHEW!! W.C.C.
I think they only should teat you for important stuff like wine gum eating.
A few Wombies drive me nuts without a license
You sound just like Chris!
Ride a bicycle instead Fraz and save the environment!
But a bicycle’s too slow! Maybe a rocket powered bicycle!
A Test?! I don’t need no stinkin’ test!
I don’t need one either! I know how to drive!
Can’t we just be born with them?
That would be a lot easier! I was born to drive!
I was born to eat donuts!
You could eat doughnuts while I drive!
Deb that is Buzztastic… I can see the doughnuts queue get longer with Buzz join your family… I’ll have to design something better with Fraz… I don’t like queues I am always late… I am going down to my bunker!
Are you gonna make something that makes us more doughnuts? I hope so!
I like that upshot in the first panel. Fraz is as powerless at the DMV as any of us.
Thanks, Denny. I was trying for that effect.
I think when I finally passed my driver’s license test…..I was like really!? Thank God!
Can you loan me your driver’s license?
Only if you promise to go to the store and buy me a bunch of chocolate 🙂
OK sure!
Okay I will mail you my Driver License in the next week or two 😉
Great! I promise not to use it up! Or to get too many tickets!
Nathaniel, one particular football coach taught me how to drive. I knew that if I got us killed in a wreck he would have killed me!
That must have been in your pre-nerdescence life.
lol, yeah I think everyone was scared of him 🙂
Just go to Jersey, they give anyone licenses there.
Really? I need to go there!
Sometimes, life is not fair!
Injustice to some people who hate tests
Yeah it’s just like school!
I know!! even as teacher, test is not fun…it takes away all my free time 😉
I bet your pupils wouldn’t mind if you stopped giving them tests! I know I wouldn’t!
Oh, so sorry, Fraz, and DMV is not a fun place to spend your time, anyway…but there are a lot of crazy drivers out there, which justifies their reasoning..so just study and take the crazy test and you’ll pass with flying colors (or flying chocolate)! Well, I’ll make you my delicious chocolate chip cookies whether you pass or not! 🙂
But I don’t like to study! And I’m a good driver already! Everyone says so! Just ask Winky. I think I’d like your cookies now, please.
You know Fraz…the next time maybe you could try taking some chocolates there? Sweeten the deal…so to speak..? 😉
That’s a good idea! Chocolates make everyone nicer! And a nicer person might give me my license!
That’s the Goverment for you. Always trying to keep the little man down.
Yep! And adults do the same thing!