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Wombania the Comic Strip
A Wombie's view of the world, updated Mondays and Thursdays
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on Food by Mail: “Really?? I better watch how much I wash my fur, then. I don’t think anyone would want to see a…” Aug 30, 18:55
on Food by Mail: “Instructions: Eat, belch, repeat. When I had hair, I had to ignore the shampoo bottles that say, ” Lather, rinse,…” Aug 27, 13:06
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I hope Fraz didn’t charge it to her account!
No I used Chris’s credit card!
What was Fraz supposed to do? There were Brussel sprouts on his plate!!
I know! I had to go with pizza!
Brussel Sprouts!!! YUKKO!!!
So how was the Pizza Fraz?
Twink didn’t let me have any!!
Damn that woman, damn her to HELL!!!
I’ll order you one Fraz. The secret drop off location will be sent to you in a self destructing envelope at another secret location that will be notified by another self destructing envelope redirected by carrier pigeon via a team of messenger Huskies in Alaska who will pass it on to a Bear who will place it inside a Salmon which he will place in the upper estuaries of the Niagara River which will be caught by another Bear just before it goes over Niagara Falls then that Bear will pass the Salmon to a Bald Eagle who will fly it to your house & leave it in the back seat of Chris’s car then a black ops Raccoon will remove it from Chris’s car & drop it off at Binky’s Lab where you can retrieve the message from inside the Salmon. If there are any delays I’ll send another secret message to inform you of Plan B.
P.S. I hope I haven’t over complicated the process but secrecy is of the utmost importance to prevent Twink learning of my sly & brilliant deception.
That makes my head spin!
I think it might’ve got lost over Niagara Falls since Mr. Salmon said he never got the message! Or maybe Bear betrayed us and went to the secret drop off location himself and then stole my pizza and ate it all and then went into hiding since no one knows where Bear is.
You can never trust bears with pizza.
I need plan B!